BETWEEN KABBALAH AND GYM, MADONNA HAD NO TIME FOR MARRIAGE

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Looking thin, Madonna paid a hasty visit to the Kabbalah center before she left for Toronto. Her brother Christopher is convinced that Kabbalah played a huge part in the breakup of her marriage. He thought Madonna dragged Guy into it, and depended on Kabbalah to hold their relationship together. Christopher was surprised their marriage lasted as long as it did. And he’s probably tickled pink that it’s finally over.

14 Comments so far

1. By NightRanger
   On October 18, 2008 at

   I’m sure Guy IS glad to be rid of her- What a nasty little bird she is!
   Getting old is bugging the crap out of her.
   She really looks like pooh the last years.

2. By Anonymous
   On October 18, 2008 at

   You know, in the end (heh-heh), I’ll bet it was the special kabubalah toilet paper that was finally the last straw for poor ol’ Guy.
   Abrasive, almost non-absorbent (but supposedly “blessed” by a rabbi); it’s also obscenely expensive, and the church will only sell it by the sheet.
   Yep. That and the fact that he was married to the most insufferable kunt in the world, is probably what ended his marriage to Medusa.

3. By Anonymous
   On October 18, 2008 at

   You know, in the end (heh-heh), I’ll bet it was the special kabubalah toilet paper that was finally the last straw for poor ol’ Guy.
   Abrasive, almost non-absorbent (but supposedly “blessed” by a rabbi); it’s also obscenely expensive, and the church will only sell it by the sheet.
   Yep. That and the fact that he was married to the most insufferable kunt in the world, is probably what ended his marriage to Medusa.

4. By Jasper's Goat
   On October 18, 2008 at

   Kabbalah will destroy many; false cults (such as Scientology) are doomed, but they will take many ignorant ones down first, such as Madonna.

5. By Jasper's Goat
   On October 18, 2008 at

   Kabbalah will destroy many; false cults (such as Scientology) are doomed, but they will take many ignorant ones down first, such as Madonna.

6. By The laughing place
   On October 18, 2008 at

   Seriously, she is the skankiest of skanks. Looking back on her filthy immoral career, she should consider it a miracle she is still alive. But has she escaped the dreaded STD? Brain-washed Kabbalah members are so insanely stupid. They pay $1000’s for a red string bracelet, special Kabbalah water, and little do they know that Satan laughs and laughs.

7. By Anonymous
   On October 18, 2008 at

   Satan has invited Vadge to spend the rest of Eternity burning in the fires of Hell.
   This unstable and filthy sinner has done more to pollute Humanity than Oprah and Dr. Phil combined.

8. By gerard Vandenberg
   On October 18, 2008 at

   I’m definitely sure:
   THIS FAKE-AMERICAN IS LOSING IT, folks!!

9. By Lenny
   On October 19, 2008 at

   Let me put this in plain english, Madonna is getting what coming to her. She stepped on people on the way up and now she meeting those same people on the way down. Guy, take her to the cleaners.

10. By Lenny
    On October 19, 2008 at

    Let me put this in plain english, Madonna is getting what coming to her. She stepped on people on the way up and now she meeting those same people on the way down. Guy, take her to the cleaners.

11. By Jane
    On October 19, 2008 at

    She married a younger guy. Now, she’s an old post-menopausal woman. He’s still relatively young guy who could still attract sexy young women. End of story.
    My mom advised me to marry a guy 5 to 15 years older to avoid this type of situation.

12. By Jane
    On October 19, 2008 at

    She married a younger guy. Now, she’s an old post-menopausal woman. He’s still relatively young guy who could still attract sexy young women. End of story.
    My mom advised me to marry a guy 5 to 15 years older to avoid this type of situation.

13. By Anonymous
    On October 19, 2008 at

    Well!
    Now that THAT effing nightmare is done with, maybe Guy can begin to forget by sampling some fine ass from Jude Law or Robert Downey Junior.

14. By gay tallywacker
    On October 20, 2008 at

    For someone who acts like such a sexy creature,she has no sex appeal at all.

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