BEWARE OF POOL SHARKS AT ADULTS ONLY POOLS AT MGM GRAND

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Two reasons to be cautious when visiting MGM Grand’s new adults only Wet Republic: Wilmer Valderrama and Criss Angel. The brand new huge watery playground consists of two jumbo saltwater pools, plus waterfalls galore and king size “daybeds.” They even have an ankle deep wading pool/ bar. Add music and cocktails of the frozen variety and private bungalows and you have a potent combination. Just watch out for guys like this.

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14 thoughts on “BEWARE OF POOL SHARKS AT ADULTS ONLY POOLS AT MGM GRAND

  1. 1. Isn’t the faux “rock star” goth meets zen buddhist pornstar look over yet?
    2. How much more “Luxury” do we need? Luxury condos, Luxury cars, Luxury vodka…the U.S. went Eurotrash for real. It’s not a Steve Martin/Dan Akroyd parody anymore. They predicted the future!

  2. These two squids are making me laugh uncontrollably! I wnoder how many people will visit this new Vegas attraction when gas prices are through the roof, airlines are charging surcharges and you can’t buy a bag of rice at Wamart?

  3. The sluts, skags, whores, bimbos, airheads,skuz-bags…these will seek out the 2 height-challenged, moral-less ho-mongers. And they will seek them out aggressively. Germs and bacteria will rule in this cesspool breeding ground.

  4. If you mean for MEN to watch out for Chris Angel then you have nothing to worry about cuz he surely won’t be hitting on women. He’s as queer as a 3 dollar bill and I am sure he’ll have fun with his menfolk under the waterfalls. Beware of floating condoms.

  5. It’s gotta be awesome for Wilmer Venerealarama to just be able to party and not worry about $$$ since he’s got so much in the bank from That 70’s Show.

  6. What geeks! No, actually, geeks are sexier. These guys are laughable. Can you say, “Trying too hard”? Ha ha. They’re about as scary as lint.

  7. Doubling-dealing Tax-stealing Democrats and Rich elite Liberals are so thick there the Adult Playground has no open public admittance most of the time.

  8. They are faggots at times…and straight at times….whatever comes up. That’s the way the hip crowd is nowadays, totally depraved. These 2 wanna-bes are perfect examples. Sooooo cool, they think.

  9. I read somewhere, they were using fresh water… Wonder where all that salt came from.

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