BILLY BOB THORNTON IS “TRAUMATIZED BY MEDIOCRITY”

Billy Bob Thornton had a private reading of his new book (yes, the one that might or might not strike fear in the heart of his ex-wife Angelina Jolie) – he read excerpts from the book to a group of his friends who found it very entertaining. One buddy of his presented him with a gift – a t-shirt that said “TRAUMATIZED BY MEDIOCRITY.” Billy Bob was so delighted by the shirt that he HAD to know where it came from (JGerard/“Peace Gallery” on Melrose Avenue) and he plans to visit the store and buy more. Photo above, Billy Bob is in Century City with his daughter Bella.

Posted by Janet on August 24, 2011

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  1. By Patrick
    On August 24, 2011 at

    Having cultivated mediocrity.
    I have risen.

  2. By Mona Garrett
    On August 25, 2011 at

    Close one! Saw the pic and thought we were being treated to “Billy Bob and his new lady-love, hand in hand.” :)

  3. By Walt Cliff
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @Mona

    LOL! It wouldn’t surprise me either!! He’s such looney.

    __________________________________

    This 56 year old freak is an excellent if not brilliant writer and actor. However, the brilliance ends there.

    He is a nut case with bizarre phobias (antique furniture phobia & another one involving silverware). He’s been married 5 types and has 5-6 kids. It appears that he floats from one woman to the next as the mood hits him. He and his equally nasty ex-wife (A. Jolie) wore each others blood around their necks and bragged publicly about their bedroom adventures.

    He once suffered from malnutrition (due to lack of work and money). Yet, when he was born, the family put his photo in the local paper because he was such a fat baby. LOL!!!

    I can’t wait to read this guy’s book. I hope it is an accurate account. Either way, it’s going to be entertaining. :)

  4. By Walt Cliff
    On August 25, 2011 at

    Correction:

    He’s been married 5 times.

  5. By Diva
    On August 25, 2011 at

    This guy is nuts. He’s afraid of tapestry, velvet and heavy furniture for God’s sake.

  6. By Mona Garrett
    On August 25, 2011 at

    In the early days of his career, he was also apparently deathly afraid of toothbrushes.

    Now he has a mouth full of caps.

    There may be a lesson there! ;)

  7. By Walt Cliff
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @Diva
    &
    @Mona

    Wouldn’t it be wicked fun to have the funds to send him some cool gifts at Christmas time?……a box of tapestry, an array of toothbrushes, a roll of velvet…etc. LOL!!!

  8. By Diva
    On August 25, 2011 at

    I’m with you Walt! Great idea.

  9. By Diva
    On August 25, 2011 at

    Ok I looked up more stuff he’s afraid of.
    In addition to his aversion to silver cutlery, velvet, and “creepy, castle-y stuff,” Thornton confesses that “pieces from 1700 and 1800 France and England really freak me out, especially harpsichords.”

    hahahaha

  10. By Muffin
    On August 25, 2011 at

    Talk about cheap rugs!

    Mona, you are on fire today. Too funny!

  11. By Palermo
    On August 25, 2011 at

    He’s a lunatic. I always thought he and Angie were meant for each other, she’s crazy too

  12. By yoyo
    On August 25, 2011 at

    T-shirt shoud read:
    “TRAUMATIZED BY HIS UNDERWEAR.”

  13. By Patrick
    On August 25, 2011 at

    Walt, I’ve got tix to see the Reverend Horton Heat here next month. He’s got a great song called, “Where In The Hell Did You Go With My Toothbrush.”
    I will take my ear plugs.
    Billy Bob’s band was run out of Canada because Billy Bob is an ignorant slob, mouthy, dick.

  14. By Indy
    On August 25, 2011 at

    If Billy and Angie had stayed together they would have killed each other. Angie made reference to this shortly after they got hitched and she meant…killed each other under the sheets.

    Anyway, whatever he does, he is completely nuts and not attractive either.

  15. By Denise
    On August 25, 2011 at

    How the hell can you be afraid of harpsichords? But since tapestry frightens me too I do understand that one.

    I hadn’t realized he had so many children. It seemed to me that as soon as Angie adopted Maddox he was gone with the wind. I thought maybe he was not the fatherly type.

    Recent visit to the dentist, I have plenty of free toothbrushes if anyone needs one.

  16. By Casonia Logenberry..Fear and Frighten of Hells kitchen but on the other hand people break down and lose there minds on that show. Jennifer really strong and very lucky girl..She got to work with!The King of Cook!Lucky Girl.Keep up the good work!
    On August 25, 2011 at

    Good they went there own way and have there own lives without each other and look at what twist and turns…Each persons life went and it is really good and Positive and strong to go on a different path and Billy your a Dam Good actor and have enjoyed many movies you made and it is nice to see you with your lovely daughter and…Have a great day and take care and enjoy that sun light.

  17. By Walt Cliff
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @Diva

    He has phobia about harpsichords? That just makes me bust out in fits of unmanly giggles. That’s just too funny.

    I don’t normally make fun of someone or anyone that has phobias or illness. I hope he has conquered them and/or getting the proper meds for them. However, it is the type of things that he is afraid of that are so unusual that I can’t seem to help but find them amusing.

    I knew a girl in high school that was smart (smarter than me anyway), athletic and head of the debate team. She was also afraid of a cow puppet. Poor thing was terrified of cow puppets (although not too many of them just lying around). She use to stomp me good in debate and outrun me on the field. It took all I had to not to sneak up behind her with a big ole cow puppet and put me out of my misery. LOL!!! I never did though!!!

  18. By Walt Cliff
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @Denise

    Good Afternoon! :) So sorry to hear about the tapestry thing.

    I do think you should send any excess toothbrushes to Kooky Billy. lol It would give his kids something funny to watch. (Gee, watch daddy scream and climb the walls. Climb daddy climb!!!! :) LOL!!!

  19. By Walt Cliff
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @Patrick

    I had almost forgotten about his “music career.” I recall there was a couple of bizzare interviews when he was “touring” around the country with his “band”.

    He just wanted to talk about the music and he would immediately be defensive if someone seemed surprised that he sang. Pitiful. The music was “okay”. Yet, no greater than those you would find at your cousin’s trailer park wedding.

  20. By Leo
    On August 25, 2011 at

    Earth, Wind, and Fire!!
    Earthquakes, Hurricanes and Opinions!!

    You all can believe what you want, and I am Not one to start gossip or rumors, But, and I am going to say it. That was some convincing acting (out) between BBT and Halle Berry in Monster’s Ball. Say what you want, but I’ve got eyes, and I know what I saw. I didn’t Need my reading glasses to see the “revelations” in those torrid loves scenes between those Award Winning Co-Stars!!

  21. By Walt Cliff
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @Leo

    Buddy, say it isn’t so!!! You know how these scary stories keep me up at night. I’ll have to hug teddy a little closer come nap time. (shudder)

  22. By Walt Cliff
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @Leo

    Remember this little ditty? Ever watch Hee Haw?

    “Now, we’re not ones to go ’round spreadin’ rumors,

    Why, really we’re just not the gossipy kind,

    No, you’ll never hear one of us repeating gossip,

    So you’d better be sure and listen close the first time!”

  23. By Leo
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @ Walt:”
    laughing out loud, can you hear me??
    You’re killing me!!

    Horse walks into a bar, the “bartender” take one look at him and ask, hey!! why the long face?
    Skeleton walks int a bar, and tell the bartender, just give me a beer and a MOP!!!

  24. By Walt Cliff
    On August 25, 2011 at

    Hey Buddy!

    LOL!!! I heard the first joke before but it went something like this………

    Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, the “bartender” take one look at him and ask, hey!! why the long face?

    Okay, I am just being mean. I’m much nicer when I’m jacked up on cheesecake or milky ways. LOL!!!! :)

  25. By Indy
    On August 25, 2011 at

    Leo, I can believe this about BBT and HB; both are alley cats.

  26. By Leo
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @ Indy:
    It was hot fun in the summertime!!
    @ Walt:
    You said it, I will repeat, you said it, and I ain’t going to start arguing with you Now. A lot of play dough!!

  27. By Leo
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @ Indy:
    In the movie Monster’s Ball, BBT and Halle really got it on. The only thing that Halle was wearing was a dear face and a bare @ass!!
    @ Walt:
    Any Hedgehog Tacos left???

  28. By Walt Cliff
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @Leo

    Hey Grandpa….what’s for supper? (I’m still on the Hee Haw kick. lol )

    …..homemade red potatoes, fresh green beans, chicken breasts, homemade biscuits, gravy, corn on the cob and my angel made us a blueberry tart. So darn good and I’m full as a tick.

    My wife always tells me that she is making “Coot Pie” (remember that from the Beverly Hillbillies Show?). I never knew what “Coot” was suppose to be!! LOL!!!

    This old coot is going to sleep in a few minutes. Hope everyone has a great night!! :)

  29. By Walt Cliff
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @Leo

    To answer your original question….
    Any Hedgehog Tacos left???

    No, I gave my last ones to Denise and YoYo. Besides, didn’t you tell me that they gave you gas??

  30. By Leo
    On August 25, 2011 at

    @ Walt:
    Didn’t you say you were going to bed??
    Stop thinking about vittles.
    Good Night!!

  31. By forrest gump
    On August 25, 2011 at

    wall street-faggots like him have tattoos too, folks.
    THESE ARE VERY TRICKY FELLOWS!!!

  32. By Patrick
    On August 25, 2011 at

    Vittles is spelled victuals. Learned that working on ships. Victualing the ship in foreign ports, pronounced vittle ing.
    Coot is a game bird.
    You hillbilly freaks.

  33. By Walt Cliff
    On August 26, 2011 at

    @Patrick

    “You hillbilly freaks”

    LOL! Did you say that you learned it from working over the sailors on the ships? I see. There’s no shame in having to trick for your vittles. I think Leo and I understand. LOL :) (just teasing)

  34. By Patrick
    On August 26, 2011 at

    Walt, on Her Majesty’s Canadian ships between the racks there is a board to separate the sleeping sailors. That board is called the buggery board. For obvious reasons. My ship was a research vessel so we were co-ed. Thank you, God.
    Buggery wasn’t an issue with all of those delicious, nerdy, lonely, deep sea nervous, female scientists however.
    Rock and Roll me little mateys, rrrrrr.
    There were lots of Coots close to shore, they are similar to Buffleheads. Deep sea were Albatross.
    Victualing in San Francisco or Portland was always a treat.

  35. By Casonia logenberry...Hells kitchen is hard is on people! Hurtful words hurt sweet kind people and every one in america is turned off by the swearing and name calling! Walk on Egg Shells and watch every move you make! Or your ass is out the door!
    On August 28, 2011 at

    Billy Bob has his path in life and that made him end up with a daughter and..He looks really happy and on top of the world and in life Ex are pass relationships that did not work out and after a Divorce who cares where your mate went? Or what type of life they are living and what direction that persons life took..Face the fact…He never had children with his Ex and there fore there is no tie of a relationship together. But in life it is better to love then never love at all.

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