BRAD AND ANGELINA: THE CLOSER YOU GET, THE BETTER THEY LOOK

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It’s clear that Brad and Angelina are ready for their close-up. They made a flawless appearance at his “Inglourious Bastards” premier in Cannes and this candid photo is so idealistic it looks like it would make an excellent postage stamp.

27 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On May 20, 2009 at

   They remind me of Annette Benning and Warren Beatty in the excellent “BUGSY.” To see those two together, and Angelina and Brad, is to really understand the meaning of the words “Movie Star.”

2. By team jen
   On May 20, 2009 at

   they look like wax figures. shiny, plastic people

3. By Anonymous
   On May 20, 2009 at

   how long until she gets sick of playing house and dumps him

4. By Anonymous
   On May 20, 2009 at

   Okay is SHE PREGNANT?????????

5. By Anonymous
   On May 20, 2009 at

   Okay is SHE PREGNANT?????????

6. By Anonymous
   On May 20, 2009 at

   What’s all that white crap on her face in this photo?

7. By gerard Vandenberg
   On May 20, 2009 at

   But don’t come too close.
   THOSE HOLLYWOOD-LOSERS MUST STILL FEEL THEMSELVES SOME SORT OF IMPORTANT, folks!!

8. By Dieter
   On May 21, 2009 at

   Janet for the second time you have gotten the name of Quentin Tarantino’s film wrong, it is called “Inglourious Basterds” How about getting it right?

9. By Moshe
   On May 21, 2009 at

   Isn’t it rumored that she is still eating pussy on the side,Brad is a no ask, no tell hubby.

10. By Anonymous
    On May 21, 2009 at

    She’s a snake and he has no backbone. They’re actors people – they make their living by pretending. No photo op will change their story.
    Losers they are. Funny what happens when you break up a marriage….

11. By Priscilla
    On May 21, 2009 at

    The closer you get, the better they look??????
    Somebody’d better check their cateracts!!!

12. By Badder than bad
    On May 21, 2009 at

    To look at this picture absolutely does not bother Jennifer Aniston….she is not jealous….repeat 100 times. After all, Jen would rather be on the constant lookout for her perfect soulmate. BTW, 10 to 1 bet that Brad and Angie have already cheated on each other.

13. By pig
    On May 21, 2009 at

    Looking at the trailer on YouTube of “Inglourious Basterds” evokes many belly laughs….so phony, and truly rotten acting by our pretty boy Brad.

14. By Anonymous
    On May 21, 2009 at

    The movie is getting bad reviews. I’m not sure why this picture is considered so great. What’s on her face?

15. By Anonymous
    On May 21, 2009 at

    SO JANET…IF THEY LOOK SOOOO VERY GREAT, HOW COME
    YOUR PHOTO MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE ROLLED AROUND IN
    VASELINE PETROLEUM JELLY BEFORE WALKING THE RED
    CARPET ? I KNOW THEY’RE KINKY BUT THIS IS WEIRD EVEN
    FOR THEM…

16. By Anonymous
    On May 21, 2009 at

    Only you would deliberatly insult and show messed-up version of the original normal picture Janet.

17. By Anonymous
    On May 21, 2009 at

    will smith..cruise…brad pitt and jolie are all off my list. I will never watch anything they’re in or connected with.

18. By Bambi
    On May 21, 2009 at

    I can’t stand these 4 either, and my list would include Vince Vaughn and J-Lo.

19. By jillie
    On May 21, 2009 at

    They have many many nannies to take care of the six kids. Being in the spotlight for them is NUMERO UNO, don’t be fooled about their blabbing about the kids being put first.

20. By MamaSan
    On May 21, 2009 at

    The big questions is WHY does she feel the need to adopt so many and give birth too. If an expert shrink could somehow get inside her head and encapsulate her weirdness, thusly: French-kissing her brother, wearing Billy bob’s blood in a vial around her neck, having several lesbian affairs, still in love with first husband, jonnylee miller,(she said so), flying a plane when she was 6 months preggers, the need to make even more movies, once said she was a free spirit and wanted to go to bed with as many men as possible, lied and said she didn’t go after Brad until after divorce…..all these and more….THEN maybe somehow all her weird actions would tell a shrink WHY she feels the need to have so many kids…Brad has a tiger by the tail and I think he is basically afraid of her.

21. By Anonymous
    On May 22, 2009 at

    That’s not Angelina, it’s her wax statue from Madame Tussaud’s.

22. By Anonymous
    On May 22, 2009 at

    She has many kids because she knows that’s what Brad wanted and it’s the only way she can tie him down.

23. By Anonymous
    On May 22, 2009 at

    SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES MELTING…..

24. By Tarantino, You should have just blown Harvey instead.
    On May 22, 2009 at

    Ugh. Brad’s new movie, “INGLORIOUS WHOGIVESAFACK,” sounds awful.

25. By Bambi
    On May 23, 2009 at

    Tarantino is one of the most unusual looking man in GollyWeird, and not very handsome at all.

26. By Bu
    On May 24, 2009 at

    She had a face peel that’s why her face is so shiny.

27. By heather
    On May 25, 2009 at

    He is starting to look like Clark Gable! There must be something cool he could do with that likeness. a bio-pic, a remake, something!

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