BRAD, IS THAT A CANDY BAR IN YOUR POCKET?

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie look cool, calm, and collected at “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” screening in New Orleans. Brad is dressed to kill – does anyone want to hazard a guess as to what he has in his pants pocket?

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24 thoughts on “BRAD, IS THAT A CANDY BAR IN YOUR POCKET?

  1. The new administration will endanger us for they will let expire or remove the protections in place that have kept us safe for almost 8 years.

  2. how healthy mentally and physically could the offspring of these pregorexic celebs turn out ????
    ie: jolie,kidman,ritchie…

  3. I predict Hwood will throw every award including OSCARS not for their acting but for their “GLOBAL WORK” with the UN and politics instead of acting talent.

  4. well, it can’t be a cell phone in his pocket cause he regressed to the 30’s about a month ago.

  5. What’s in his pocket? A small box containing what’s left of his hotness? A list of paparazzi phone numbers to call to catch the “spontaneous” moments when they take the children out? Toupee glue? A vial of Billy Bob’s blood?
    We know it’s not Brad’s balls, because Scrangelina has them locked in a vault.

  6. Is old-horse face herself — Jennifer Aniston — stalking them somewhere back in the crowd?

  7. It’s a list of the whore’s rules. And he damn well better follow them, too and help take care of the 1/2 dozen United Nations Kids or else, she will walk. A free spirit she is….now and always, no matter what. She said so on Barbara Wawa’s show.

  8. His Blackberry, he always has one with him for years to check on the kids. On every red carpet he is seen with a cell phone.

  9. I think he has a hard on.
    After the Cannes premiere for Ocean’s Thirteen, he followed Angelina into the back of the limo. In one move he swept her up onto his lap and into a lip lock that lasted until the car was out of sight. It was the sexiest move I’ve ever seen.
    I can see a red carpet walk being a turn on.

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