BRAD PITT COULDN'T GET THE GATE OPEN

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Brad Pitt had a meeting at Chateau Marmont and rode home on his custom motorcycle. He hoped to zoom right into the gated community where he’s living but he was locked out! He rang the bell and made several calls but the gate didn’t open. So he just had to sit there and have his picture taken. Finally a neighbor came home and let him in. Angelina Jolie returned home a few minutes later.

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15 thoughts on “BRAD PITT COULDN'T GET THE GATE OPEN

  1. Maybe he didn’t pay his monthly rent so they didn’t want to let him in. Why doesn’t the creep go away. The people are in the middle of the worse recession and these no-talent dorks expect people to go to their stupid movies and keep them employed. It’s over losers–go out and get a real job, not the hauling around of geeky kids and the constant photo ops.

  2. Janet why do you write about this immoral adultering creep? Please spare us.

  3. I adore Brad, Angie and the kids. Buzz me anytime you get locked out, Brad. I know the code.

  4. Living extremely high now……fornication, earthly pleasures, mansions, million$ at their disposal….just wait, just wait. Their house of cards can come crashing down at any moment the Lord decides.

  5. Because he was born out of a CHIMPANSEE, folks!!
    ………………that’s all.

  6. Hey Brad! Anytime you get locked out, you can always come over and hang out at my place, and that goes for your sexy wify Ang, and the kids as well, Love you and Angie and your beautiful kids… Best of luck

  7. Who’s that fool waving at? it can’t be the paparazzi he says he hates those guys. He loves the attention when it’s all about him.

  8. AND, THE PEARLY GATES will not open to him either. Live it up now, materialist dude.

  9. With that kind of brainpower, it’s no wonder he ended up saddled with Angelina’s Multicolor Traveling Public Relations Group Home.

  10. His brain isn’t open either, i.e. Angie. Every other word that comes out of his mouth is “man.” At least he tries to do some good in the world. Don’t insult his mother, she seems like a decent human being.

  11. Could he have possibly purchased an uglier bike. Obviously, just because you have money, doesn’t mean you have any taste.

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