BRET MICHAELS HAS RECOVERED FROM HIS MULTITUDE OF AILMENTS

Bret Michaels looks perfectly happy and healthy in New York with his kids Raine, 10, (the one that turned out NOT to have diabetes) and Jorja, 5, along with their mother Kristi Lynn Gibson. Brett and Kristi have been off an on for years – right now they’re definitely ON, but have no plans to wed. We wonder how Kristi felt while Bret was romancing those skanky groupies on “Rock of Love.” We still think Bret stole the Celebrity Apprentice title from more deserving Holly Robinson just by drumming up sympathy for his “illnesses.”

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  1. I don’t agree Janet. I think he won it fair and square and you need to quit begrudging him his win and get out of Holly’s ass. She was horrible to watch thru the whole series and I hated that she was in the finale. I thought the way she treated Cyndi was appalling, and she did it over and over each episode. It really made me hate her to see how she treated other people.

    As for Bret, I read that he is finally engaged to his long time love and mother of his daughters after she stood by his side thru all his health woes recently. I guess if he didn’t see she loved him by having two kids and hanging in there before, he surely must now after staying there while he was trying to turn into a vegetable. I like carrots.

  2. most americans like him are born to LOSE, folks!!
    ………..can’t help it.

  3. Well, it IS TV, right? I mean, I imagine his long-term (16 years, I’ve read) girlfriend understands he is making money, not looking for a long-term relationship. How is it any different than ABC’s Bachelor or Bachelorette? Good for Bret for not dumping his GF for one of those truly idiot women. (I only know they are idiots from seeing their hilarious clips on The Soup). Didn’t one of them take a dump on the staircase in one episode? Mensa members, indeed.

  4. The man needs to embrace his baldness and take off those idiotic bandanas and hair pieces that he wears.

  5. clemintine: no, that wasn’t Bret Micheal’s show, it was the illustrius Flavor Flav whose guest whore took a fresh shit on his floor while waiting in the group for him to make his choice. She was in the back and ducked down behind everyone, crapped and then popped back up, all without missing a beat and right on camera! Suddenly everyone smelled it and the shit literally hit the fan!
    Belive it or not, crapping on Flavor Flav’s floor didn’t even get the huge ghetto garbage trick thrown out! He kept her around and forgave her, told her “baby, when you gotta go you gotta go, but next time would you use the toilet please and don’t shit on my floor?”

  6. Brett Michaels is Handsome and makes Beautiful Children and his girlfriend is Lucky to have created a family with this wild wonderful man and also what I really miss about (Michaels is his lip stick and He has a Lovely mouth and I miss seeing him with that but thank goodness his health is much better and that he is healthy and stronger.

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