BRISTOL PALIN PREFERS HOLLYWOOD TO ALASKA

In the not-so-distant past, Levi Johnston (the mouthy father of Bristol Palin’s baby Tripp) was referred to by the Palin family as “Mr Hollywood” because he was scrambling for a show business career. The worm has turned. Encouraged by her reception on “Dancing With The Stars,” Bristol Palin has acquired an agent and not only is SHE going Hollywood, but she had her two year old Tripp sign with her agent also. No more Alaska, she plans to STAY in sunny Los Angeles!

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  1. {He spent His three years of active ministry almost exclusively seeking out sinners to reveal the beauty of the truly spiritual life to them, touching their hearts in the process so they could begin appreciating God and thus regret offending Him.}

    {I suggest that just because you can’t grasp the infinity of God with your limited intellect doesn’t mean it’s bogus. If any subject presents a need and challenges one to think outside the box, He is it.}

    BEAUTIFUL!!! 😀

  2. Strom, there is nothing wealthy about the Palins. Bristol’s parents had govt jobs, and could have been pay check to pay check prior to Palindome.

  3. Palin named her daughter after Harvey’s Bristol Cream, because, she says, “On the night she was conceived, draining a half bottle of that stuff was the last thing I remembered before passing out.”

  4. Bristol is fast becoming just as infamous as her mom. Despite the close resemblance to Miss Piggy,she does not have Diva credentials. She has allowed herself to be marketable as a means of taking care of her young child. I admire any woman who is willing to work and not be choicy about ways to have gainful employment. Who knows how long Bristol’s star may shine in Hollywood,that is a non-prediction,but at least she is self sufficient when so many other young woman are struggling and have to work 2 jobs to support themselves. It appears that she realizes that Levi is a lemon,and she is not flirting from man to man.Bristol has a heavy duty appearance,but underneath there is still room for improvement and she will learn as she goes along.
    P.S.
    Take notice: Her DWTS partner Mark Ballas has a crush on her, that is the reason that he is always “stealing kisses from her”. She pays him no never mind, but he likes her. Trust Me!

  5. Mona Garrett, true or no, that story is hilarious. You could take it to its very filthy conclusion:

    The wad Todd shot was Todd’s Bristol Cream.

  6. Rick, let me reassure you my intellect is wholly intact with an IQ of 148. And indeed, I understand a whole hell of a lot more about the teachings of Christianity as well as some other religions than your average bear. It’s why I ask the questions none of them can answer. Instead of actually ANSWERING the question, I am personally attacked (yet again) such as in YOUR post. —-Very Christian of you by the way.

    Hey, I don’t really give a shit what ANY of you believe. I would only hope that if you’re going to spew at people you understand and can explain what the “rules” of your belief are. If NOT then you’re just another lemming thumping over the edge of the cliff. I suppose tho, given YOUR intellect, you can’t grasp what this actually MEANS.

  7. PS: Rick, I agree completely with your first paragraph. THAT makes sense.

  8. She has neither looks nor talent, but she shouldn’t be underestimated, nonetheless.

    Remember, Bristol tried to singlehandedly bring down Sarah’s political career with an embarrassing teenage pregnancy. When “Family Values/Christian BS”-Sarah scooped up that baby and claimed it as her own, BRISTOL IMMEDIATELY GOT HERSELF KNOCKED-UP AGAIN.

    Whew! If Bristol ever writes a book about her mother, it will make Patti Davis’s Mommy-Dearest-style “novels” *cough*cough* about Medusa Reagan look like love letters.

  9. Reta, the last thing on my mind was to attack you. I neither meant nor implied anything of the sort. What I addressed to you also included me and everyone else. I responded to YOUR open invitation for a response, so I used the personal pronoun “you”. At this point however, I will say that hypersensitivity is your Achilles’ heel, and for someone with a hair trigger attack reflex yourself, you have a lot of nerve criticizing others. Peace, out.

  10. My P.S. Surely a person with as lofty an IQ and extensive accumulation of knowledge as you is also aware that raw IQ is only as good as the Adaptive Intelligence that accompanies it, just as it takes a pound of common sense to productively utilize each ounce of intelligence.

    Now, if you’re REALLY smart, snap out of it.

  11. Rick, my sentiments exactly. When people trot out things like IQ, they lose me, and I tend to think they have lost the plot. A quick wit, epigrammatic expression, and a logical response are more reliable demonstrations of intelligence.

  12. I beg to differ with you about IQ, because only conservative women are called dumb never liberal women. I don’t think of Nancy Pelosi as person who’s IQ is any better than Sarah Palin’s.

  13. I sat here for several minutes with my mouth hanging open, thinking what the F is she talking about, as I read and reread her comment. Then I went back and reread all the pertinent comments that led up to that point, and I noticed how she undeservedly criticized and insulted Indy the same way, and the light came on. I agree about throwing things like IQ numbers around. Kinda desperate sounding, and yes Reta, I’m aware you’re going to read that, but you brought it on yourself, so deal with it Genius.

  14. Rick, the steady stream of religiosity that spews in here is mind-numbing. Nearly every post by Janet turns into some crap about “believing”, “The Pearly gates”, The fires of Hell” etc, etc.
    I have the nerve to ask those who spew to make sense and/or explain a simple question when posed to them. YOU insulted my intelligence first Rick, but that’s okay, sorry to have stepped on your toes by throwing a number at you. Believe me, I am done with this site, the racists, the homophobes, the bible thumpers blindly marching to the edge of the cliff and joyously leaping into the abyss. Maybe if you wear a nametag, I’ll wave to you as you go over. But, as you do just keep telling yourself there’s an afterlife where all is perfect and you’ll be there forever with all the John Wayne Gacy’s, Ted Bundy’s, Jack The Ripper’s, Hillside Strangler’s, and the other various and sundry baby rapers and killers and people like Michael Vick who tortured dogs and burned them to death (but who are “SORRY”)…yeah..have fun in “eternity” with Hitler, Stalin, and the like maybe you can have some bedtime stories up there in “Heaven” and those guys can tell you in great detail what they did to all those millions of people who made the mistake of being born Jewish. Yeah, you’re in for a real good time up there all right, party it up, roast a weiner on the grill (make sure it’s not human) and take the burnt up doggies out for a walk (if they don’t take your leg off first). But, oh, sorry, forgot, it’s HEAVEN, so the doggies will have forgotten how badly they were tortured by humans while they had their brief lives, right? And the Jews too, huh? Everybody will be filled out with nice thick healthy bodies because they believed in God, huh? Well, where was GOD when all that HELL was being done to them? What kind of “God” let’s that kind of hell on earth go on, but then forgives the torturer at the last second if he “repents?” I don’t expect an answer so don’t bother. There ISN’T one. You CAN’T make nonsense make sense. Just go on believing blindly, and have fun in the “afterlife” with all the creeps who are “sorry”…I’m going someplace ELSE with my pooper scooper because I don’t own a pitchfork. Syonara!

  15. “You CAN’T make nonsense make sense.”

    Truer words… my hat is off to you.

  16. God and her lesbian lover are so not happy with the direction this thread has taken.

  17. Reta it is simple. Man has free will. God exists as does Satan. Choosing God is the better option.

  18. Lenny are you actually serious?

    Uhm….to start off with, Pelosi sounds like she actually went to school.

    Saying stupid things is stupid, saying stupid things stupidly is irretrievably stupid, and that is Palin. Next you will be saying that Christine O’Donnell is a maligned genius. I am not a big follower of American politics, but I have yet to hear of a female Democrat acting as thoroughly retarded as female Republicans. This, I suspect, is because women in the Democrat party are there legitimately, whereas in the Republican party it was just a case of some fat-assed old white guy saying “we need broads! Get some broads!”

  19. Monah Garrett—man you are spot on. I wish you would come out of retirement (remember her…she was a trip) and take over the E! network (losers). Rock on, Mona Garrett.

  20. Sebastian, I guess you haven’t heard Barnie Frank. He a democrat and he sounds dumb as hell. If the media leans to the left all they do is bash republican women and never liberal women. Wasn’t it Nancy Pelosi who said, “we have to pass the bill to see what’s it?” That sounds pretty stupid to me. That why the demos got their butts kicked.

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