BRITNEY SPEARS: ANALYZE THIS

britney-spears-shacu%23323C26.jpgWe hear that Britney’s hair has been removed from sale on eBay. Could it be someone purchased it privately? We only hope the possessor of this castoff hair has the sense to RUSH it to the nearest lab and have it analyzed so we can find out what drugs – if any – she has in her system. The only substance we can picture causing the urge to shave one’s head is crystal meth. But Red Bull may also play a part in this.

Posted by Janet on February 19, 2007

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  1. By Anonymous
    On February 19, 2007 at

    Spears shaved her hair extensions off, not a big deal, she didn’t have very nice looking hair to begin with and the hair extensions were ratty looking.

  2. By Anonymous
    On February 19, 2007 at

    That is bullshit. She didn’t have to shave her entire head..that is just stupid.

  3. By Anonymous
    On February 19, 2007 at

    Maybe Kfed bought it for his court case.
    That boy should go to court soon for custody. With her checking in and out of rehab she is looking more unfit all the time. I’m assuming skin heads are still aloud to raise children though.

  4. By ladydi
    On February 19, 2007 at

    yep, she had alot of extensions, that looked awful,,she may have had 5 or 6 inches of her real hair..
    sad soul,,hormones, heartbreak and drugs..not a good combination

  5. By Hollywood HeartBreaker
    On February 19, 2007 at

    she ruined her real hair and so shaving her entire head bald is the best thing for her. Now, someone, anyone, keep her away from the extensions!!!

  6. By Kayla
    On February 19, 2007 at

    Give me a break…I’m NO Britney fan and I know she’s COMPLETELY confused and lost…that’s pretty obvious, but should we really rush to judgement…? We have no idea if she shaved her head to support someone going through chemo, etc. Probably NOT the case…but should we really rush to judgement?

  7. By Anonymous
    On February 19, 2007 at

    HER FATHER WAS WORRIED ABOUT THIS YEARS AGO, HE SAID HER MOTHER PUSHED BOTH GIRLS AND NO ONE WAS A PARENT…IN FACT I READ SOMEWHERE HE LIVED IN A SEPARATE HOUSE AND THIS WAS YEARS AGO…BUT MOST OF YOUR OTHER OBSERVERS ARE RIGHT. SHE HAS ALMOST NO EDUCATION, NO FOUNDATION FOR “REAL LIFE”, AND SHE’S
    NOT TO BRIGHT TO BEGIN WITH…SHE’S TOTALLY LOST…

  8. By Anonymous
    On February 19, 2007 at

    Rumor has it, that someone I know goes to the same salon as Brittany and the woman saw Brittany in the salon crying over her damaged hair. It was so damaged from all her dying, that is why she might of shaved her head, so it could grow back healthy. Imagine all that dying and hair extensions, that could make your hair fall out.
    Everyone is way too judgemental and if this is really the reason why she shaved her head won’t people feel bad about all their spectulation. Leave Brittany ALONE!!!

  9. By everything goes in cycles
    On February 19, 2007 at

    wow. this is like watching a car wreck. it is hard to watch a young woman who was at the absolute height of popularity and success completely fall out of grace and become a spectacle that is humiliated and hated with such venom.
    i think that im going to root for her. she is having a shitty time of it right now….noone around her is really a friend. they all use her and then totally backstab her. total assholes. and then there is the relentless dorks out there with their camera cell phones who have to take pictures of her going to take a piss? wtf? and that bare cooter shot, she didnt flash it to everyone for christs sake, she was getting out of a car, and some asshole pervert with a telephoto lens that could probably be used by astronomers to see the outer reaches of the solar system focused that lens on her privates for that one onehundredth of a millisecond and caught that money shot. how come noone is calling that dickhead paparazzo out??
    sure, on one hand she has access to the kinds of priviledge that i will probably never know, but she also pays a heavy price for it. if i had idiots following me everywhere to get a picture of me 24/7, hoping to catch me at my worst, i think that i would crack too.
    like i said, im rooting for her. she is going to make it and in a few years, youll all be kissing her ass again.

  10. By Anonymous
    On February 19, 2007 at

    what were her “growing up” years like?
    this could just be a guess, but i think that since she was a young girl, she worked very hard.

  11. By BRITNEY IS A LIE
    On February 19, 2007 at

    OH BOO HOO. IF SHE REALLY WANTED PRIVACY ETC. SHE COULD GET IT. SHE IS SO AVERAGE LOOKING SHE COULD FIT IN ANYWHERE BUT SHE CHOOSES THE ATTENTION AND ENTOURAGES TO STAND OUT. NO SYMPATHY HERE.

  12. By Melissa
    On February 19, 2007 at

    Britney is going to lose her sons.
    She is out of control, drinking, drugs and who knows what else.
    Wake up Girlie!
    Or Kevin is going to get your sons.
    Where the heck is her family?

  13. By Kate
    On February 19, 2007 at

    I don’t know who would pay 1 million dollars for Britney Spears old hair extensions (which is the going price)!! I think I could find a better way to spend 1 million dollars.
    I think that having a nervous breakdown has more to do with shaving her head than Red Bull.

  14. By Anonymous
    On February 20, 2007 at

    Someone should get a hold of the cut strands of her real hair and have drug tests done on it. Then we’d know if she was on something or just having a breakdown. Then maybe she could get the kind of help she needs.

  15. By Anonymous
    On February 20, 2007 at

    IF THE GIRL WANTED PRIVACY, SHE
    COULD HAVE DONE THE CUT AT HOME.
    IT’S NOT LIKE SHE NEEDED A
    STYLIST FOR THAT DO.
    AND IF SHE WAS TO SUPPORT K-FED
    FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS THAT’S
    BUSINESS…I HOPE SHE HAS A
    TON OF MONEY, SHE’S GOING TO
    NEED IT….SHE IS OVER…

  16. By Anonymous
    On February 20, 2007 at

    I totally agree with Janet. She’s got to be on meth. It’s the only drug that I can think of that will make a person not give a f**k about their kids, even when there are threats (from her mother) to take them away.

  17. By Mel
    On February 20, 2007 at

    When a girl at the salon asked B why she wanted to shave her head, she told her she was tired of people touching her. OK. So her next stop is the tattoo parlor.Is that suppossed to make sense?? The girl has gone off the dep end. I have no sympathy for the bitch. Britney has been blessed with 2 babies. Instead, she’s out banging 6 guys in the last 2 months, drinking & drugging almost every nite. She’s not a kid. Her family loves her.If she has post-partum, go to the hospital & get help. she’s sickening already.

  18. By Anonymous
    On February 21, 2007 at

    Somebody needs to take the kids and give them a real life. Brittney’s mom didn’t do a great job with her, so she wouldn’t be my first pick. How about giving ‘em to Shar Jackson? She at leastseems to be a good mom–even if she does have poor taste in men.

  19. By jen
    On February 21, 2007 at

    you can only test hair for drugs or DNA if the root is attached..this could not be achieved by shaving ones head

  20. By jen
    On February 21, 2007 at

    you can only test hair for drugs or DNA if the root is attached..this could not be achieved by shaving ones head

  21. By Margo Channinf
    On February 22, 2007 at

    I think she ought to change her name to Anna Nicole spears cuz she’s a craaaaaaaaaaa-zaaaaaay medi whore!

  22. By Anonymous
    On February 24, 2007 at

    john lennon and yoko shaved their hair off when they were high on heroin

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