BRITNEY SPEARS: ANALYZE THIS
We hear that Britney’s hair has been removed from sale on eBay. Could it be someone purchased it privately? We only hope the possessor of this castoff hair has the sense to RUSH it to the nearest lab and have it analyzed so we can find out what drugs – if any – she has in her system. The only substance we can picture causing the urge to shave one’s head is crystal meth. But Red Bull may also play a part in this.