BRITNEY SPEARS: EMPTY PROMISES

SplashBritney Spears must be feeling mighty paranoid up at Promises rehab because she wanted to clear the place out of other patients. Apparently Brit didn’t know who to trust – she feared that other people being treated in her section of the rehab might be selling stories about her. She inquired about buying out all the rooms and keeping them empty while she’s in residence. At $48000 a pop it would add up, but she can afford it. Eventually she was convinced that other residents are not a threat and it’s actually a good idea for her to socialize with them. Since doctors believe that her recent behavior problems may be more post-partum depression related than anything else, we wonder if Tom Cruise will offer HER a movie role like he did Brooke Shields.

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  1. Very convenient that the PPD buzz came out just when Britney’s first husband went public with her drug use and lesbian tendencies. Britney’s camp sure knows how to spin!

  2. Depression is more common than you think for alot of peoples woes. But, you know how to really cure it….
    Without pills.
    Vigorous exercise and healthy eating.
    Look at Britney’s gut, a poochy belly… She let her self go, after she had that kid and got caught up in all that marriage logic. Probably said – “I’m a house wife now”.
    Why did she break up with her husband, she got bored and restless. What do you wanna bet?
    Entertainment is in her blood, any gal can be a mom it’s in their genes. But, not many women have the connections Britney has and money.
    Why did she get unhappy? What’s that saying so many women plan the wedding but so few plan for a long lasting marriage.
    Where’s Dr. Phil at ??

  3. Such a sage Sunseeds.
    Britney cracked because her career tanked. Nobobody’s buyin anymore. And she is coming to grips with who she really is now. A common hill girl.

  4. Bingo, you nailed.
    But, I think she was also hanging out with Paris Hilton and she was single and comparing herself to her. Guys were attracted to Paris and shunned Britney, because she tacked on the weight.
    Though, I can’t exactly say her career tanked, she was just doing parts which she shouldn’t have been doing in the first place. This grounding will be good for her as she’ll get much need insight (counseling/coaching).
    Much like how I think I saw Lindsey Lohan out taking pictures… One has to wonder did somebody tell her to start taking pictures of what’s going on around her, because her world/life is such a whirlwind of activity. Hence, she can go back and look on the past photos to give her some perspective of what’s important in her life and she can visually see all the people who are there for her and who’s livelihoods rely on her.
    Lets hope Lohan stays out of the news and gets focused again. Makes for slow news days, but there’s bound to be some celebrity in the news getting our attention.

  5. britney just gave birth to her son this last september. that is only a few months ago.
    it takes a little while to get the ol’ body back after such a dramatic physical transformation. some women go totally anorexic and workout for hours a day and some even go so far as to have plastic surgery right there after giving birth, so that they god forbid wont look the least bit fat.

  6. PLEASE. I DON’T BUY THIS POST-PARTEM EXCUSE. That girl Is LOST. SHE LACKS THE LOOKS AND TALENT TO KEEP HER FALSE IMAGE VIABLE AND DEEP DOWN SHE KNOWS IT. SHE WAS PACKAGED LIKE A PRODUCT AND HAS NO CONCEPT OF SELF. THE PRESSURE TO KEEP UP SUCH A FARSE HAS GOT TO BE JUST ENORMOUS.

  7. so. why does’nt Britney just go pull on her stupid red-string Kaballahbullsheite wrist string and have freaking “Shanti” whatever FIX all of her dumb problems. FALSE IDOLTRY IN LALA LAND – HER BREAK DOWN COMES A NO SURPRISE. she needs to come back to the REAL RELIGION.

  8. I can’t stand these “stars” who want to be protected from the public. Who’s protecting us from THEM? We’re much more normal and responsible than they are. We don’t have “people” to take care of us and do our bidding – we take care of ourselves. The first thing they need to get through Brittney’s head in rehab is that she’s not SPECIAL, she’s just a doper/drunk, has-been girl.

  9. why is every picture we see of her in that same pink shirt – all that money and no other clothes?

  10. Of course she’s paranoid. Daniel Baldwin, upon recently leaving Promises, gave the media an update on how she is doing. What a wanker.

  11. Guys are attracted to Paris because she seems to put out to everyone and not ashamed of a sex viode being seemed by millions. What a sad person she is. Good she and Britney didn’t stick. Britney didn’t need to follow in those footsteps!

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