BRITNEY SPEARS: IS SMARTWATER THE ANSWER?

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Now that her kids are gone, Britney Spears is aimlessly wandering the streets with her puppy to keep her company. This is the same dog whose leg she broke so we’re relieved to see him out and about. Note that Brit the human sponge has finished her 1500 calorie frappucino and she’s drinking Jennifer Aniston’s Smartwater. She needs all the help she can get.

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Posted by hoodlum on October 6, 2007

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  1. By Anonymous
    On October 6, 2007 at

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeelh now it all gives me a lovey buzzy feeling Janet.. hic!love Brit-Britz!

  2. By SADIES MOMMY
    On October 6, 2007 at

    THAT SAD LITTLE PUP..THEY ARE LIKE BABIES AND NEED LOTS OF LOVE AND NAPS..TOO BAD SHE WON’T EVEN RESPECT THAT LITTLE GUY..BRING HIM TO MEEEE..

  3. By Anonymous
    On October 6, 2007 at

    Britney forgive me but I just had to let this out once and for all. why don’t you get your acts together and tell the world the real reason you regret your life and marriage? Ok girl you now know the pleasure of being a woman but you can’t bear the pressure with the wrong man. As a good friend I am bringing out this secret so you face the truth today. You’re still inlove with him ‘Justin’ and only went into the marriage to spite him, but you’re about to learn you don’t hurt people that way because you’ll only hurt yourself the more. If I don’t say this now no one will because you are still too proud to tell the world how you miss him (there’s nothing to be ashamed of). Justin please forgive her and take her back or do you still need a virgin Brit? At least she’s more experienced now. Stop decieving Cameron Diaz which I know you’ve done succesfully. You still love my friend don’t you?

  4. By Britney is played-out
    On October 6, 2007 at

    um yeah… Like successful Justin will take back an unkept, overweight, frog-singing, out of shape, druggie, brainless, mommy of 2 kids by a street thug, mess… Keep dreaming…

  5. By gerard Vandenberg
    On October 6, 2007 at

    You definitely can use a big “SHOT”. It’s maybe better to fill a pool with it and go for a swim. Nevertheless: DRINK AT LEAST ONE FUCKING GALLON a day. It doesn’t make anyone dumber, athough kevin fraudonline is an rare exception!!

  6. By Anonymous
    On October 7, 2007 at

    well ding dang y’all…..!

  7. By Anonymous
    On October 7, 2007 at

    Come on- her idea of a comeback was a “mini” lip sych tour? She’s lost it – and probably feels it way down but won’t admit she needs to WORK to regain what she wants to be.
    She calls the hotels and Paps to be sure they’ll be there to “Capture” her photo. How sad.
    A true star hides from the Paps.
    She’s trash.

  8. By Anonymous
    On October 7, 2007 at

    She’s doin’ what she does best. Thumbing her nose at what’s right. Wallow in it, you sick pig.

  9. By Anonymous
    On October 8, 2007 at

    Why does she keep checking into hotels when she’s got a house (mansion) in the same town?

  10. By Fred Rogers
    On October 8, 2007 at

    She’s a skank. She needs to find a new neighborhood with better playmates.

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