BRITNEY SPEARS: SHE WILL SURVIVE

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Britney, Britney, Britney. Don’t you have any friends to clue you in on the basic needs for survival? Judging by your past behavior, we guess not, so WE are taking on the task of educating you about the use of public restrooms. First of all, you are no longer in Louisiana – gas station bathrooms in Los Angeles are LAST choice in dire emergencies. When we are on the road and need a bathroom fast, we civilized LA people look for a nice supermarket, a fast food restaurant, a hotel, a department store, or a Starbucks. Gas stations stopped taking “pride in their clean restrooms” in the 70’s and most of them haven’t been cleaned since then. We can only imagine the horrific scene (and scent) that awaited you when you were forced to use the mens room because the ladies room was locked at the Malibu station in the picture above. Somebody PLEASE get this message to Britney.

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Posted by Janet on February 2, 2007

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  1. By cronkie
    On February 2, 2007 at

    Janet Janet, get your pictures straight….get your dates straight. Half a dozen of your “most recent” stories and pics are very old school!!

  2. By b bobby brown
    On February 2, 2007 at

    next thing you know Janet will be breaking news about Ellen and Ann Heche as a pair!

  3. By Tu Pac
    On February 2, 2007 at

    Maybe she will have a hot story about Bill Clinton and a girl named Monica!

  4. By Anonymous
    On February 2, 2007 at

    However old the pic, Skankney Spears is looking tired.
    Get out to pasture already girl.
    Go on.
    Mooooooooooooooooo–ve!

  5. By Anonymous
    On February 2, 2007 at

    Sick and tired of hearing about Britney. Why not talk about Farrah Fawcett…according to NY Daily News, she’s cancer-free! There are so many other people to talk about, why dwell on the usual and boring people…Britney, Lindsey, Paris, Nicole, Posh, etc. I’m sad to even be able to rattle those names off the top of my head.

  6. By Anonymous
    On February 2, 2007 at

    Funny, if you weren’t spending so much time reading the gossip blogs, those names would not roll off the top of your head so easily!

  7. By Louisiana Cajun
    On February 2, 2007 at

    I hate to disillusion you about Louisiana but we avoid using gas station bathrooms too. YUCK!

  8. By 2000 flushes
    On February 3, 2007 at

    Maybe Britney bumped into George Michael in the mens room. Ive heard thats where he hangs out.

  9. By porcelain throne
    On February 3, 2007 at

    egads. britney can’t even go to take a piss without it making the news.
    (it makes me wonder if that kind of fame and worship and disdain is worth the price she pays for it?? )
    i bet her bathroom at home looks like a picture taken out of a magazine.

  10. By WendyInDC
    On February 3, 2007 at

    Janet you snob. Most of us lowly non-famous people use whatever bathroom we can get to when we need to go. Don’t be such an elitist. Famous or not, these celebs are still mere mortals. Who gives a rat’s ass where they pee or change their tampons?

  11. By Patrick
    On February 3, 2007 at

    I always the ladies room at gas stations.
    And I ALWAYS pee on the seat!
    Who’s next!

  12. By Anonymous
    On February 3, 2007 at

    When you’re a drug addict any restroom will do….

  13. By Ray J
    On February 3, 2007 at

    Janet Charletons News and Photos are about as update as Rosie. Who sponsors this?

  14. By Madge
    On February 4, 2007 at

    Ray J is you dont like it than go to fat ass perez hiltons blob and read his dribble bs stories and pics of his fat wort hog face and stolen pics.Be gone trash

  15. By Hedda Bopper
    On February 4, 2007 at

    Twittney is a bloated she pig in need of rehab.I cant stand seeing stories on this fat no talent skank.Who cares about her,shes OVER OVER OVER.I bet her new cd will come out and be in the 99 cent bins,much like her career……Oh No!

  16. By Hedda Bopper
    On February 4, 2007 at

    Twittney is a bloated she pig in need of rehab.I cant stand seeing stories on this fat no talent skank.Who cares about her,shes OVER OVER OVER.I bet her new cd will come out and be in the 99 cent bins,much like her career……Oh No!

  17. By Hedda Bopper
    On February 4, 2007 at

    Twittney is a bloated she pig in need of rehab.I cant stand seeing stories on this fat no talent skank.Who cares about her,shes OVER OVER OVER.I bet her new cd will come out and be in the 99 cent bins,much like her career……Oh No!

  18. By Anonymous
    On February 4, 2007 at

    Hello Janet – she was on her way to Vegas. There are no supermarkets or Starbucks on the I-15. You either have to go when you hit Baker, CA or Stateline to find a decent restroom – otherwise it’s the rest area. That pic was taken at a rest area. It was on Perezhilton.com about two weeks ago.

  19. By Jade
    On February 4, 2007 at

    Hello Janet – she was on her way to Vegas. There are no supermarkets or Starbucks on the I-15. You either have to go when you hit Baker, CA or Stateline to find a decent restroom – otherwise it’s the rest area. That pic was taken at a rest area. It was on Perezhilton.com about two weeks ago.

  20. By Anonymous
    On February 4, 2007 at

    Comon you got to go when you got to go.Atleast she didn’t pee in the streets or her pants…

  21. By whoever took that picture of her is a dork.
    On February 4, 2007 at

    whoever took that picture of her is a dork.

  22. By Brittneys a Pig
    On February 5, 2007 at

    shes trailor trash pure and simple.what the hell was she doing driving to vegas with all her money? stupid cow.I bet the bathroom smelt better than that huge hole between her legs.

  23. By Anonymous
    On February 5, 2007 at

    Janet is getting ooooold. really old and tired. no more biting, no more sharpness, no more actuality….
    bye-buh janet!

  24. By Anonymous
    On February 6, 2007 at

    You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. She’s trailer trash and always will be. Her kids are better off being raised by nannies. Please, no more stories about this low-class (no class) witch.

  25. By Anonymous
    On February 6, 2007 at

    For God’s sake Britney, buy a Winnebago and cruise around in that. At least your feet and butt will stay a little more clean!

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