BRITNEY SPEARS: SHE WILL SURVIVE
Photo Credit: X17
Britney, Britney, Britney. Don’t you have any friends to clue you in on the basic needs for survival? Judging by your past behavior, we guess not, so WE are taking on the task of educating you about the use of public restrooms. First of all, you are no longer in Louisiana – gas station bathrooms in Los Angeles are LAST choice in dire emergencies. When we are on the road and need a bathroom fast, we civilized LA people look for a nice supermarket, a fast food restaurant, a hotel, a department store, or a Starbucks. Gas stations stopped taking “pride in their clean restrooms” in the 70’s and most of them haven’t been cleaned since then. We can only imagine the horrific scene (and scent) that awaited you when you were forced to use the mens room because the ladies room was locked at the Malibu station in the picture above. Somebody PLEASE get this message to Britney.