BRITNEY SPEARS: YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS

Finally someone has taken the incentive to force Britney Spears to stop flashing the press! She dined at Mr Chow for her 25th birthday Saturday night and her two male companions were very fussy about how she arrived. One thoughtful dude actually HELD her knees together and forced her to climb out of the car that way. Somebody give that guy a medal – he did what none of her other “friends” had the sense to do. Paris and Nicky Hilton and Lindsay Lohan joined Brit inside where they partied in the private room. Afterward they all took off for Hyde. Two unexpected party guests turned up there-club promoter Ingrid Casares and her expartner Chris Paciello. Chris is a mafia goon who recently got out of jail after informing on his mob bosses- (shouldn’t he be in the witness protection program?) Let’s hope Britney doesn’t pick him as her new best friend.

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13 thoughts on “BRITNEY SPEARS: YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS

  1. Cant somebody,anybody find this woman a good hairdresser?Why does she always have what looks like a head full of yack hair glued onto her empty head? Shes so tacky and cheap,She looks like she should be working at the food court in the mall,Brittney,try underwear,a good hairdresser,clothes that fit,and for god sakes woman,keep your legs closed…
    OYE VEY……

  2. So Britney has a cooch??? Big deal. She obviously can’t come up with GOOD material so “anything” to get in the press. I wish she would go away. Her ex’s rap music is hysterical. He is like Vanilla Ice melted waaaay down. At least Vanilla Ice had talent.

  3. Paris has tacky, wig-like extentions too! Nicky looks like Marilyn Manson. Lindsay’s hair is the best of them all.

  4. She’s a young divorcing mother on a coke/sex/booze binge…no big whoop.

  5. Why don’t you stop with the “good” stuff for starters. And she’d be lucky to have someone like Chris as a best friend.

  6. Why don’t you stop with the “goon” stuff for starters. And she’d be lucky to have someone like Chris as a best friend.

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