BROOKE HOGAN ATTEMPTS TO JOG WITHOUT JIGGLE

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Looks like Brooke Hogan is learning the hard way that breast augmentation and athletics are never a great combination. She’s attempting to jog on Lincoln Road in Miami Beach but it’s apparent she’s starting to feel the discomfort of her bouncing implants and she’s trying to hold them in place. Women with ample implants usually find jogging is too painful – and if they REALLY love to run, opt to have them removed.

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21 thoughts on “BROOKE HOGAN ATTEMPTS TO JOG WITHOUT JIGGLE

  1. Trashy dumb fame-hoe kid of a steriod faux wrestler needs to STFD and STFU

  2. I thought her “career” was over…
    This kid’s not star material-Maybe a behind-the-scenes-songwriter.??
    Seriously, there is something very manly about her appearance, facial structure..Too many roids rolling around the old Hulkster?

  3. might help if she wore a real sports bra and stopped looking like a whore

  4. She is blocks away from Macy’s, is she jogging back to her hotel? She is jogging east on Lincoln Road. It’s a far jog, but cheap cab ride.

  5. She already has two strikes against her, by just being a Hogan. She is totally devoid of common sense.

  6. Brooke, darling, I have the answer to your dilemma. When you jog, just get TWO OF THOSE PLASTIC CUP HOLDERS. Oh, I am too clever for words. LOL.

  7. I thought it was her mother! Silicone does scary things Brooke and honey you look like a hag!

  8. Not to judge, but this guy has always seemed a little feminine to me

  9. Gerard, can’t figure out exactly why, but everything you write, be it vulgar or not, sends me into gales of laughter. Bless you, child.

  10. I wonder if she’s gone all the way yet and cut off “her” penis and replaced it with a reconstructed vagina?

  11. brooke hogan is sexy and has oodles of talent. I just love her.I wish i looked so good when I was younger but the years of screwing people around have taken their toll on my once sexy look.

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