BROOKE HOGAN IS A BIG GIRL NOW

We’re not convinced those implants did a thing for Brooke Hogan’s career. She’s supposedly working on a third album although the second one was a bomb. She has no steady TV work but she did a movie called “Devour” about high school cannibals. Playing a teenager is a stretch – at 22 she doesn’t look much like a high school student to us. (Above, Brooke with a friend in Miami)

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  1. No, she DOESN’T look passable as a teen, in fact when she WAS a teen she didn’t look passable as a teen. With that skanky over processed hair and the obvious plastic tits, she is overly fake looking and not innocent in any way. factor in the heavy hooker make-up, the eff-me heels and the obcession with her daddy and you have huge recipe for FAILURE. She looks just like her over the hill skank ass boy-screwing mom, as well as her dad’s new love. They could be triplets. Maybe there’s an act there, but she certainly can’t sing, so it will have to involve something else. How bout stripping? She already has THAT down since she got on the pole in front of her dad at her “concert” once. Classy!

  2. I’m absolute sure she must be close to fourty, folks.
    ………………YEARS I MEAN!!

  3. It’s not now she has to worry about, it’s when she turns 40 when she looks close to 40 now.

  4. She has the look and will soon, if not already, be screwing blacks!

  5. I just wonder what this skank and her loser drunk-driving asshole brother will do for careers because this one sure can’t sing and has already failed at that attempt. BIG DUD! And the loser brother who THOUGHT he was going to be a race car driver, only managed to take off the top of his best friend’s brain, so HE’S not going to get any jobs doing THAT! He is POISON and nobody wants to hire his ass. Guess it’s “live off daddy time” for these two colossal loser for the rest of their lives, unless, of course, they can get into one of those lame “colleges” that advertise at midnight during the Jerry Springer show! Loser brother could learn how to wipe poopy asses so he could take care of his brain-damaged friend who he nearly killed, and skanky sister could learn how to take blood since she’s good at that already, having been sucking her dad’s blood dry for years.

  6. Famous for no reason whatsoever, not one ounce of talent

  7. Do people still swallow condoms filled half full of coke ?

  8. She is so over-the-top whorish looking that it is almost sad. Almost.

  9. wow really people her dad just so you all know was,is,will always be a great guy who just so everyone knows did a great job with his children and just so you know instead of teaching his kids what most of you do stay up all night and bag on famous people he taught them to be good decent human beings.oh and by the way his son didnt try to hurt his friend he had an accident and paid for it his friend by the way was just as much into the race as hogans son its not like he said hey dont race he wanted to be there it just so happens he wrecked give it a rest already like no other person ever made a mistake get over yourselves really.by the way everyone who keeps saying no talent no talent dont think i ever heard of you in the spotlight dipshit

  10. Late to the game here.

    Reta used to really diss other women, huh?

    And the TROLL KNOWN AS:
    sunseeds 777
    strom
    capita america
    gerald vanderberg
    was
    TROLLING ALONG AS USUAL.

    Brooke Hogan? Hell, she’s her father’s daughter. Nuff said!!

  11. Casonia Sade Logenberry..When is Chef going to snap and call some girl a stupid little bitch or big fat bitch or dump ass bitch or call a guy a smart ass little bastard. says:

    She is a great singer and has it going on when it comes down to dancing and I do wish her the best and hopes everything goes well and it seems like every one is going for breast implants and I Am Happy that I don’t have to worry about that…I Was blessed with too much and Poor Brook just to make more money is the reason why or woman think they are not pretty enough.

  12. Casonia Logenberry... People on Hells kitchen on Hells kitchen by not cooking it right from the start and this fools can look at the cook books all day long and gather a better understanding on the food! Right. Learn Fools Learn everything.So you can stay says:

    Little lady hope your okay and doing well and…I really like your singing and you look great and you can really dance and sing and your becoming a young lady..Who is Smart and thoughful and kind and of course Daddies little girl….! implaints Crazy to get that done..Know your life will never be the same sweet heart. I Bet it really hurt and you should move to acting or something else and there is so much music out there it is crazy know aday and…I Did like the show you had on with friends and family and yes be sure to save your money and pay your bill off like really far in the future.

  13. Casonia.. Hells kitchen is a show that makes you think? People are never treated that way in real life and chef is hard to please and his food and his way or the highway. Fear of screwing up will keep any one on there toes and Ramsay off your ass. says:

    I like her singing and her concern for her father and she is a daddys girl and there is care and concern and worry in her life…she is a really kind person.

  14. Casonia..World is having a hard time getting taxes out of people..How about all the strippers that get tax free money each and every night and How about CPS Fraud cases are out on the table..Hello Hells kitchen the show has spice and fear all over it! says:

    She is sweet and kind and can dance and sing her ass off..WHAT I HATE IS THAT SHE THINKS SHE IS TOO FAT AND…I THINK THIS GIRL LOOKS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL.

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