BRUNO'S CATWALK DEBUT

Bruno strikes again! Our favorite comic Sacha Baron Cohen has been in Milan for fashion week attempting to stir up trouble. Dsquared got wind of his plans and managed to keep him OUT of their runway show. But a lesser known fashion line, Agatha Ruiz de la Prada, fell for his crew’s fake passes and allowed him backstage. Sacha was disguised as Bruno the gay fashionista (note the sideswept bangs and lip gloss,) and he burst onto the runway during the big show wearing a suit covered in velcro. Clothing, fabric and other objects were dangling from the velcro. He was promptly yanked off the runway and hustled to the police station. Presumably his crew got it all on film and we’ll see it in his next movie titled “Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of making Heterosexual Male.”

10 Comments so far

1. By Art Chic
   On September 27, 2008 at

   He used to irk me but now I’ve got to give the guy a hand for being an avant-garde entertainer.

2. By Anonymous
   On September 27, 2008 at

   tv ratings down
   movie profits down….this is why,
   I think everyone is sick and tired of bubbleheaded hollywood types making stupid political statements. They have turned alot of people off with their ultra-liberal and down right ignorant views…

3. By Anonymous
   On September 27, 2008 at

   Agatha ruiz was probably in on it as a lesser known designer it is great publicity stunt for the designer.

4. By Anonymous
   On September 27, 2008 at

   Agatha ruiz was probably in on it as a lesser known designer it is great publicity stunt for the designer.

5. By Pippa St. James-Smythe
   On September 27, 2008 at

   Janet this story appeared on the other sites days ago. Aren’t there any new scoops coming from your sources?

6. By Anonymous
   On September 27, 2008 at

   Leave Janet alone. She is doing her best on n a shoestring budget.

7. By Anonymous
   On September 28, 2008 at

   Disgusting human.

8. By Anonymous
   On September 28, 2008 at

   One Trick Pony. Give it up, Sacha. You are boring.

9. By Anonymous
   On September 28, 2008 at

   If only peta were so radical about the born alive and left to die act that obama supports BAIPA and crusade for the 40 million souls that are thrown in the trash each year.

10. By gerard Vandenberg
    On September 28, 2008 at

    be sure: THIS WAS THE FIRST AND THE LAST TIME,
    we sae ye!!

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