BRUNO’S CATWALK DEBUT

Bruno strikes again! Our favorite comic Sacha Baron Cohen has been in Milan for fashion week attempting to stir up trouble. Dsquared got wind of his plans and managed to keep him OUT of their runway show. But a lesser known fashion line, Agatha Ruiz de la Prada, fell for his crew’s fake passes and allowed him backstage. Sacha was disguised as Bruno the gay fashionista (note the sideswept bangs and lip gloss,) and he burst onto the runway during the big show wearing a suit covered in velcro. Clothing, fabric and other objects were dangling from the velcro. He was promptly yanked off the runway and hustled to the police station. Presumably his crew got it all on film and we’ll see it in his next movie titled “Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of making Heterosexual Male.”

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10 thoughts on “BRUNO’S CATWALK DEBUT

  1. He used to irk me but now I’ve got to give the guy a hand for being an avant-garde entertainer.

  2. tv ratings down
    movie profits down….this is why,
    I think everyone is sick and tired of bubbleheaded hollywood types making stupid political statements. They have turned alot of people off with their ultra-liberal and down right ignorant views…

  3. Agatha ruiz was probably in on it as a lesser known designer it is great publicity stunt for the designer.

  4. Agatha ruiz was probably in on it as a lesser known designer it is great publicity stunt for the designer.

  5. Janet this story appeared on the other sites days ago. Aren’t there any new scoops coming from your sources?

  6. If only peta were so radical about the born alive and left to die act that obama supports BAIPA and crusade for the 40 million souls that are thrown in the trash each year.

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