CALORIE CONSCIOUS BETHANY FRANKEL: HOW MUCH DO THOSE IMPLANTS WEIGH?

All this time we thought “Real Housewives of New York” star Bethany Frankel had a rockin’ body, but apparently we never saw her in a low cut dress. Yikes. Those cockeyed implants are very distracting. Bethany is promoting her low calorie “Skinny Girl Margarita” at the Montauk Yacht Club. Maybe she went to the same plastic surgeon as Tori Spelling.

Posted by Janet on August 10, 2009

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  1. By gary
    On August 10, 2009 at

    wow, and she thinks the NJ housewives look cheap? you could parallel park an 18 wheeler in between those rocks.

  2. By right
    On August 10, 2009 at

    Betheny, push those sweater puppies together. I need a place to park my jimmy dean.

  3. By captain america
    On August 11, 2009 at

    a new “brand” of women: PHYSICAL COMEDIANS, folks?

  4. By RHC in FLA
    On August 11, 2009 at

    I saw her on a talk show and she claims she had a ‘lift’. If you are going to buy boobs, you have to be big enough to admit it. No pun intended.

  5. By Strom
    On August 11, 2009 at

    A real Yiddish prize, isn’t she?

  6. By Bambi
    On August 11, 2009 at

    I can’t get past those knobby cheek implants, sharp pointed chin and scraggly hair; course I ain’t a man. The limes look cool and inviting though, guess she just fixed a margarita.

  7. By pinkstar
    On August 11, 2009 at

    I have no idea who she is but she looks
    terrible!

  8. By saw it coming
    On August 11, 2009 at

    if you google the movie poster for hollywood hills 90027 you can she what a real monster she looks like and thats that she was a way younger monster.

    pardon my french but this is one ugly chien.

    ay que fea. this chick is so nasty to me, I cant believe ugly ppl like this exist let alone are on tv. what is this world coming to…end of days.

  9. By eye yi yi
    On August 11, 2009 at

    Even a self-confessed tit-man should find these fake jugs extremely laughable. Also, she looks like she could use a shower, with lots and lots of soap.

    To: saw it coming: All the mess happening in the wild world of GollyWeird and all of showbiz, plus world in a turmoil, plus erthquakes and major storms in Asia fulfill the prophecy of the last days…that is the Rapture and Jesus’ return for the believers.

  10. By eye yi yi
    On August 11, 2009 at

    Also, to saw it coming: Other prophecies that are happening before our very eyes are: nations shall be in turmoil *(the health care debate)*…wars and rumors of wars *(self-explanatory)*….increase in crime, pornography, gay rights, abortion, etc. And the aforementioned major storms and earthquakes in China, Japan, and the far East. I believe we are living in the…end of days.

  11. By JakeG
    On August 11, 2009 at

    She’s unbearable! Thinks anorexia is healthy eating. Why does anyone care what this nobody has to say? She’s a frustrated actress who thinks selling low-cal booze makes her a nutrition expert.

  12. By Reta
    On August 11, 2009 at

    Yeah, but who socked her on the cheek?

    Hey, You’re right Janet, She even has that same gaping “Hole from HELL” like Tori has between the big fake bubble rocks. Sucking hole to the underworld, watch out to not stand too close, you’ll fall in and never be seen again!!!

    PS Gerald Vandenburg/Captain America you’re STILL the biggest asshole/moron in the world…and you make absolutely NOsense and never have. Why do you bother you fuckhead?

  13. By right
    On August 11, 2009 at

    “PS Gerald Vandenburg/Captain America you’re STILL the biggest asshole/moron in the world…and you make absolutely NOsense and never have. Why do you bother you fuckhead?”

    Stop sugar coating it. Tell him what you really think

  14. By Hello
    On August 11, 2009 at

    The part i don’t understand is how she going to promote those drinks? That consists of salt, sugar, 1 must be 500 sodium alone to drink. How will that keep anyone skinny after a while. I’m glad when I see dumb chicks like her get wonky titties they think they look so good. I would like to see they guy suck on those.

  15. By right
    On August 11, 2009 at

    “I’m glad when I see dumb chicks like her get wonky titties they think they look so good. I would like to see they guy suck on those.”

    I’m willing to try.

  16. By Mighty Mouse
    On August 11, 2009 at

    Who cares that sometimes what Captain America writes does not make sense. The whole damn world and the people in it and the tragedies that happen…..they don’t make sense either.

    Mostly I like the fact that Captain America does not fire a comeback to those that hate him. He just keeps on.

    Keep on keeping on, Captain. Without you, it would be pretty boring here.

  17. By Johnny No-thumbs
    On August 11, 2009 at

    Who cares that sometimes what Captain America writes does not make sense. The whole damn world and the people in it and the tragedies that happen…..they don’t make sense either.

    Mostly I like the fact that Captain America does not fire a comeback to those that hate him. He just keeps on.

    Keep on keeping on, Captain. Without you, it would be pretty boring here.

  18. By gary
    On August 11, 2009 at

    I’ve seen more natural looking booobs flying toward me at the batting cage.

  19. By angela
    On August 11, 2009 at

    how did she get to trademark that lame skinny girl drink? every bar makes it, it’s called a regular margarita. nothing worse than a silent fart who thinks she’s the big shit.

  20. By right
    On August 11, 2009 at

    I read somewhere that six idiots from the “Real Housewives” franchise, have either been evicted from their homes, or are going to be evicted. Just thought that I would throw that in.

  21. By fake breasts
    On August 12, 2009 at

    pretty much fake boobs are code for I am desperate and insecure and if you are nice to me for five seconds in a dark bar I will bang the living daylights out of you and if you dare stick around after one night you will see my crazy side with hot sex and quarrels in central park, arguments at le cirque, drinks thrown in your face at tao because I am insecure and you can only pay attention to me.

    Im sure you knew big tits equal attention whore because now there is more of me to look at.

    this bethenny broad is so insecure and ugly, thats why she cant keep a man and who gets engaged after three months of dating, that is divorce in less than one year.

  22. By no, no, bethenny stop
    On August 12, 2009 at

    please tell me she is nearing her 15th minute. I cant believe how ugly this woman is, instead of getting fake breasts she should have gotten a face translant.

    kelly is gorgeous thats why bethenny is threatened.

  23. By J-9
    On August 13, 2009 at

    Kelly looks like an overbaked oatmeal cookie face

  24. By e
    On August 13, 2009 at

    Heh, they do look like Tori Spellings’. No, they definitely used to look better; I think Bethenny’s had a little visit to the doctor. And Kelly is a nutty bitch, she just lies about it

  25. By Bethany
    On August 14, 2009 at

    Janet Charlton sucked my nipples

  26. By Christy
    On August 15, 2009 at

    I think she looks pretty.

  27. By Liberal Media Is Corrupt
    On August 15, 2009 at

    I can’t believe her “friends” would let her go out looking like that. Aren’t there any decent plastic surgeons in NY????

  28. By Liberal Media Is Corrupt
    On August 15, 2009 at

    Janet, GREAT headline.

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