Larry David is having so many” interesting experiences” as a single man that he’s inspired and decided to bring back Curb Your Enthusiasm for two or three more seasons. One person hoping to be included in those experiences is Martha Stewart. When Larry’s costar Susie Essman guested on Martha’s show, all Martha did was pump her about the newly single Larry. Martha asked Susie if Larry liked women his own age or young girls. (Susie didn’t know.) Martha confessed that she liked Larry a lot and told Susie she”d LOVE to guest on Larry’s show. Susie promised to pass the information along. Who knew Larry David would become a hot commodity in Hollywood?
Me first, me here first. Before going further, Janet, we want to tell you how we love and appreciate you. And I am sure you would want to wish for us, as Tiny Tim did: ‘God bless us, every one’. Now, Martha and Larry: Let the games begin.
I’ll just bet you Martha is a demanding b itch in the sack. If Larry was smart, he would pretend to like Martha to “do” her daughter. I believe her name is Alexis. Maybe, he would get lucky and do a mother-daughter threesome.
You know my way to resist such things. Think about it that it will shorten your life a few hours. Do that with all things.
IT WORKS WITH ME!!
The first Anonym: Now that’s just plain gross, yet thought-provoking.
It would be absolutely hilarious to have Martha on CYE. For one, it would help Martha’s image to show she has a sense of humor if only to help her PR wise. But just think of all the outlandish fun Larry could have with her in the show.
wtf?????
They deserve each other, in a good way.
I think he’s hot. I’d do him. Go Martha!
“Who knew Larry David would become a hot commodity in Hollywood? “= man shortage.
martha is dating a billionare computer guy..
Larry is a super talent. Martha is a criminal. Please Larry don’t put that worthless woman on your show, she has nothing to offer.
Larry, Ms.Martha may have learned a few..ummmm, tricks in the slammer (even tho with ladies). You look rather needy…..this may be a match made in billionaire heaven.
please most women can only wish to be like martha, and if martha is a criminal than so is most of society.
Rich usually hangs out with and/or marries rich. I never was wild about Martha, esp. her boring now-defunct TV hour show. But I admire her in certain ways she handled herself regarding jail. Since she was dumped by two Russian mult-millionaires, she should definitely latch on to David..he is heart-broken and talented.
I’m a fan of Martha, and love Larry David.
I kinda knew there was trouble in paradise when he wrote that piece in the HuffPo about his ex-wife. She seemed totally CRAZY.
Martha actually seems to me to be a really great wife-type of person, even though she’s an INDUSTRY. I love her, and think the two of them together would be fantastic.
Good luck!!!
Plus it would give Larry LOADS of material to work with, if you think about it.