CAN YOU PICTURE PAUL REUBENS AS A MAFIA HIT MAN?

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It’s about time! One of our favorite celebrities – whom we haven’t seen in awhile- just got cast on the crime drama The Blacklist. The show stars James Spader as a former bad guy familiar with many criminals, who makes a deal with the FBI to cooperate and help track down the terrorists and gangsters. Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman) was cast to play a character described “a dapper, finicky, but sinister enforcer for the underworld” in a string of episodes. When he’s not playing Pee Wee, Paul happens to be a surprisingly entertaining and flexible actor. The Blacklist premiers Sept 22 on NBC. We never watched it before, but now we will.

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14 thoughts on “CAN YOU PICTURE PAUL REUBENS AS A MAFIA HIT MAN?

  1. He so gross I can’t even look at him. Everything he does flops. Kiss of death!

  2. The Pied Piper has always wanted this portrait to hang over his mantle!

  3. Does anyone remember the drug dealing character he played in the Johnny Depp film Blow?

  4. He made a mistake of whipping it out in an adult movie theater. He should have been smart like the rest of the hollyweird pervs and either molested just legal aged boys like Singer and his gay mafia crew or sodomized little girls like many directors do.

  5. @Carlos, Strom, Baja and all other pen names.
    Don’t need the portrait. Have the dolly.
    Suck it.

  6. When he is engaging in “adult” (or should I say perverted) activity, does he use his Paul Ruebens voice or his Pee Wee voice? One of those “burning” questions that may never be answered (but I’m hoping somebody out there will!).

  7. “We never watched it before, but now we will.”
    ……do you have a multiple personality disorder or have you suddenly become royalty Janet?

  8. It’s must be the royal ‘we’ because Janet’s nom de plume ain’t Sybil or a fake one either! Speaking of we, nice to see Pee WEE’s career on the upswing. Such a talented man who has paid his dues imho.

  9. And to carry it a bit further: Most likely JC and the Pied Piper will be watching the premier together. Which one will begin the wanking will remain just their secret!

  10. I am so happy he finally recovered from the trauma of finding out The Alamo in San Antonio Texas does not have a basement where someone hid his precious stolen bike.

  11. I can indeed imagine him as such. There have been some very interesting stories about Rubens being a major pedophile (allegedly) from a 2004 new story: Reubens’s 30,000-picture collection that were seized by police during a November 2001 raid. The actor classifies his vintage collection as “kitschy, funny stuff from the 1940s, ’50s or ’60s,” but the Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office found 170 photographs in the collection classifiable as obscene. (people.com ran the story)

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