Andy Samberg

JOHN TRAVOLTA WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF MASSAGE JOKES

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Whatever happens in court, John Travolta will have to live down his masseur sex lawsuit for years to come. Saturday Night Live will certainly keep it alive. On Saturday’s Weekend Update segment guest host Liam Neeson “got in the cage” with Andy Samberg portraying his very intense Nicolas Cage. As an offhand remark Andy playing Nic declared “As my Face-Off costar John Travolta would say: What Jewish masseuse do I have to pork to get a gig in this town?” The whole scandal is more than comics can resist…

By Janet / May 14, 2012

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Andy Samberg Mark Wahlberg Muscles Saturday Night Live

MARK WAHLBERG DOESN’T NEED A HOODIE TO BE SCARY

When we see Mark Wahlberg in this advanced state of overdeveloped muscularity, with the usual angry look on his face, he scares us. (Try to find a photo of him NOT scowling.) We can only imagine that he is stoked with bulk increasing drugs like steriods and always struggling to control his temper. The movie characters he chooses to play seem decent but insensitive and absurdly macho. He talks a lot about how religious he is, but it doesn’t appear to affect his demeanor. Being a tough guy seems like the most important thing to him and he appears to have a chip on his shoulder instead of gratitude for his success. Andy Samberg’s SNL impersonation was dead-on.

By Janet / April 10, 2012

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Andy Samberg Couples SNL

JOANNA NEWSOM IS STILL THE GIRL ANDY SAMBERG SPENDS SATURDAY NIGHT WITH

The SNL guy that everyone has a crush on, Andy Samberg, has been happily but quietly hooked up with musician and harp player Joanna Newsom for the past few years. Above, they’re walking in the West Village. Besides hosting the MTV Movie Awards in May, versatile Andy is also the voice of Brent in “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.”

By Janet / October 26, 2009

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