WILL THE REAL BOBBY TRENDY PLEASE STAND UP!

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > Bobby Trendy > Make up > Makeover

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

Here’s something you don’t see in West Hollywood very often. It’s Bobby Trendy - of Anna Nicole Smith fame – without a dab of lipgloss and nary a rhinestone in sight! He looks like a total boy! Apparently he was running to the convenience store Famima (which is a great place, by the way) to pick up a few necessities and was surprised by a photographer. Ever the pro, he smiled for the camera.

LARRY BIRKHEAD TAKES DANNIELYNN SHOPPING ON ROBERTSON BLVD

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > Dannielynn > Larry Birkhead

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

Larry Birkhead’s thirst for attention hasn’t yet been quenched. He went shopping on Robertson Blvd this weekend with Dannielynn and was immediately surrounded by paparazzi. He dragged Danniellyn – who’s getting cuter by the minute – in and out of several stores including Kitson Kids. We can’t decide if she looks more like her mom Anna Nicole Smith - or her father Larry.

THE TV ACADEMY SNUBBED ANNA NICOLE SMITH

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith

The TV Academy seems to have a short memory! The ran their sentimental list of TV people who died over the past year, and it included camera men and people behind the scenes, but NOT Anna Nicole Smith! Anna had a reality series on E! , The Anna Nicole Show, and can certainly be considered a TV performer. Why the snub?

Anna Nicole: Explode

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > Plastic Surgery > What do you think of that

1997: Anna Nicole Smith was rushed to the emergency room at UCLA Medical Center when her mammoth implants swelled up from an infection and threatened to explode. Just months after this episode she returned in agony with another potential explosion but disaster was averted with quick medical treatment.

ANNA NICOLE SMITH: LOVE CHILD?

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > Johnny Soto

We are enthralled by the article in the Phoenix New Times about the Native American from an Arizona reservation who claims Anna Nicole Smith is the MOTHER of his five year old son Marshall Black Deer Soto! Johnny Soto claims he met Anna in 2001 and they had a torrid affair while she was vacationing alone at Paradise Valley’s Sanctuary Resort and Spa. He has quite a story: Soto says he was working as a maintenance man at the resort and sex-crazed Anna took a shine to him and continually called to have him fix things in her room. Eventually she seduced him and they began a three week sex marathon. Soto called in sick and Anna ordered room service so they rarely left their townhouse. Soto claims she begged him to do a naked wardance with feathers from a dress stuck in his baseball cap. He described her as having “scarlet fever” ( when an Anglo falls for a Native American) After four weeks, according to Soto, Anna knew she had to return to LA for work, but she discovered she was pregnant. She feared the controlling Howard Stern would want her to get an abortion. So she started stuffing herself and packed on ten pounds to disguise her condition. She left declaring that she loved Soto and would return as soon as possible. Right before she took off she popped some Vicodins “for the flight.” Anna started flying Soto in for visits and put him up at the Safari Inn Motel on Olive Avenue, not far from Burbank airport. Anna kept packing on the pounds to keep Stern from “flipping out” and she kept her pregnancy a secret from him until the last months. The baby was born in secrecy at Providence Saint Joseph’s Hospital in Burbank, and since E was about to start filming her show, Anna granted custody to Soto. She flew them in on weekends and sent Soto $10,000 a month. She developed post-partum depression and slid heavily into drugs. Soto monitered visits. The monthly payments stopped when Anna died. To back up his story, Soto has a stack of papers: a birth certificate with Anna’s name on it, flight records, bank deposits, phone records, love notes, etc as evidence. If this story isn’t an utterly brilliant and well researched spoof, move over Danielynn, there’s another contender for that fortune!

ANNA NICOLE SMITH: LAST MOMENTS

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > Seminole Hard Rock Hotel

Suite 607 at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida where Anna Nicole Smith spent her last living moments, has been out of commission since she departed. The Seminole Indians have removed the furniture and are in the process of “purifying” the room. They don’t want any evil lurking on the premises, so an Indian Shaman is clarifying the area. They still haven’t decided what to do with the room’s furnishings – might we suggest eBay?

ANNA NICOLE SMITH: COULD IT BE TRUE?

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > JCH Mourns

The news that Anna Nicole Smith WANTED TO BE BURIED ALIVE with her son Daniel’s lifeless body has made us think about the distressing rumor we presented a few weeks back. According to The New York Post, Anna freaked out at Daniel’s funeral and sobbed to Howard K Stern “If Daniel has to be buried, I want to be buried with him!” In the weeks after the funeral, Stern said that the inconsolable Anna “cuddled with a picture of Daniel in her bed and cried herself to sleep. This was a constant thing.” We can’t help but note that these revelations make our ‘rumor” seem more plausible as time goes by….

NICOLE KIDMAN: A CHALLENGING ROLE

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > Nicole Kidman

Since the Anna Nicole Smith drama started, Hollywood writers have been frantically scribbling to be first with the ultimate script based on her life and death. And don’t think ideas about who should play Anna aren’t already being tossed about. The only thing slowing down the production of Anna’s life story is the fact that there is no end in sight. Things keep coming up. Our whimsical colleague, Simon Doonan of the New York Observer, believes that Nicole Kidman should snatch up the rights to Anna Nicole’s biopic ASAP. He gleefully suggests that if Nic would pack on the pounds to play Anna, it could be her “Raging Bull.” We LOVE that mental picture!

ANNA NICOLE SMITH: "MEN ARE JERKS"

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > What do you think of that

In 1997, a conservative couple was dining at the Two Bunch Palms resort restaurant in Palm Springs when Anna Nicole Smith pranced into the dining room wearing nothing but a bathing suit. Much to their surprise, Anna plopped down at their table and started philosophizing about men. “All women want is to be loved – and all men are jerks!” she moaned. The man turned red because she was caressing his leg under the table! Anna asked the wife if she’d like a piece of fruit and put a strawberry in her mouth and leaned over to feed it to her. A friend of Anna’s came and pulled her away but not before Anna invited the blushing couple for cocktails later!

ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S LONELY NIGHTS

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith

We have just learned that there might be MORE potential fathers for Anna Nicole Smith’s baby – whether they come forward remains to be seen. Here’s the story: Anna Nicole and her gay “assistant” Kimmy used to hang at Toucan’s Tiki Bar when Anna was in Palm Springs. It was the fall of 2005. Kimmy was friendly with a gay guy at the bar who sold drugs and he and Anna struck up a friendship. (surprise, surprise) Anna started calling the guy (who shall remain nameless) from her LA home and whining about her love life. She wanted stud service. A friend witnessed a call where Anna moaned to her friend “I’m SO bored! I want someone HOT! Not gay, just really HOT! What’s Eric Nies doing? Can I get HIM in my bedroom? I’m SO lonely!” This Palm Springs guy apparently sent sexy young straight guys to visit lonesome Anna. Who and how many, we don’t know. But they could easily be long forgotten candidates for fatherhood. We’d love to ask Kimmy about this if we could find her. At the very least it indicates that Howard K Stern was NOT her lover.

ANNA NICOLE SMITH: FILLED WITH DREAD

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith

Our Hollywood, Florida source visited the Hard Rock Hotel today and picked up a little information about Anna Nicole’s time there. Hotel sources say that when Anna arrived a few days ago she was “out of it” and slurring her words and she stayed that way during her visit. Also it seemed that Anna was REALLY dreading the court ordered blood test for her baby – and her reasons might be far more complicated that we assumed. Someone actually speculated that the baby might not have been fathered by either Larry Birkhead OR Howard Stern. Keep in mind this is pure speculation, but this person implied that the baby could have been fathered by someone very close to Anna – someone like her own son Daniel. It’s a horrible thought, but remember, Anna lived in a different world than most of us. Hopefully, the eventual blood test will prove this rumor wrong.

ANNA NICOLE SMITH: SUDDENLY A LEGEND

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith died at the age of 39 today. We’ve enjoyed tracking her career ever since her first Guess ad back in the 90’s. She was a great beauty and one of a kind character who seemed destined for tragedy. (If she had heart problems, the Trimspa people must be very nervous.) Dying young guarantees she’ll become a legend. We will miss her.

JESSICA OR ANNA NICOLE?

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > Jessica Simpson

Is Jessica Simpson doing an imitation of Anna Nicole Smith for her new Pizza commercial? That’s supposedly where this picture came from. At first glance, we thought this WAS Anna, but it would have to have been before the Trim-Spa REALLY kicked in. Not very flattering – we’re curious to see the what this ad is going to look like.

VOTE NOW!

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > Howard Stern > Polls

Anna Nicole Smith claims that her lawyer Howard Stern is her baby’s father but her exboyfriend Larry Birkhead insists HE’S the father.

All Men Are Jerks

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > What do you think of that

Recently wed Anna Nicole Smith, may feel differently today, but we remember in 1998 when…
A conservative couple was dining at the Two Bunch Palms resort restaurant in Palm Springs when Anna Nicole Smith pranced into the dining room wearing nothing but a bathing suit. Much to their surprise, Anna plopped down at their table and started philosophizing about men. “All women want is to be loved – and all men are jerks!” she moaned. The man turned red because she was caressing his leg under the table! Anna asked the wife if she’d like a piece of fruit and put a strawberry in her mouth and leaned over to feed it to her. A friend of Anna’s came and pulled her away but not before Anna invited the blushing couple for cocktails later!

MR AND MRS SMITH?

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > Howard Stern

Today Howard K Stern’s dreams came true. According to reports he and Anna Nicole Smith were married in the Bahamas this morning – two days after Howard announced (in a trance-like state) their marriage plans on Larry King Live. Howard always had a strange lawyer -client relationship with Anna. He gave up his law practice to be her full time companion. For years he quietly adored her and did whatever outrageous thing she asked him to do. He was on every episode of her reality show on E! and hung in there while she ballooned in weight and finally lost it all. He was by her side through all sorts of boyfriends (and maybe some girlfriends ) not to mention numerous court appearances. And he was there when she needed a father for her new baby. He never gave up and he got what he always wanted. At least SOMEBODY’S happy!

DEAD SILENCE

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith has more than one mystery brewing in her life. It involves two people who were far more prominently featured on her reality series than her son Daniel. Anna’s “lawyer” and confidant , Howard K Stern, who wasn’t above dressing up in drag with her for fun, is oddly silent in her life lately. Howard, whom many people felt harbored a massive crush on Anna, has for years been her spokesperson. Just about every journalist in town had Howard’s number and we all consulted with him regularly about Anna. Howard is with Anna in the Bahamas, but she suddenly chose to have a LOCAL lawyer do the talking for her. There hasn’t been a peep out of Howard. What’s up with THAT? And while we’re on the subject, does anybody know whatever happened to Anna’s woebegone assistant Kimmy, from the TV show?

Punch Drunk

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > Attitude > Crimes and Misdemeanors > What do you think of that

In 1998, the gorgeous Anna Nicole was provocatively seated in the lobby drinking glass after glass of champagne when she started “harrassing” a Middle Eastern man. According to a witness, she loudly taunted him with lewd remarks – the least of which was “C’mere baby and gimme some lovin’.”
Other hotel guests complained about her behavior and the bartender cut her off. THAT made her furious and she stormed out to get her car. The valet offered her a limo and suggested she shouldn’t drive. Irate Anna threw a tantrum and the bellman rushed over to calm her. She punched him in the nose. Hotel security had to wrestle her face first into the mud to get her under control until cops came, cuffed her, and took her away!

Shop Shop

Filed Under: Anna Nicole Smith > What do you think of that

2004: Anna Nicole Smith is on a mad shopping spree since she dropped all that weight. She swept int Betsey Johnson at the Beverly Center and started picking out armloads of clothes. She took them to the dressing room and was thrilled to note that she was now a size 8. Anna came out and modeled her choices for everyone while singing along to the Madonna CD playing. After 45 minutes she piled up several figure revealing dresses, a pleated schoolgirl skirt, and plenty of sexy camisole tops in girly colors like pink, mint, red, or floral prints. Delighted with her new bod, Anna whipped out a credit card which read Vicki Marshall to pay the $1300 bill, and blew everyone red lipstick kisses on the way out.