Armie Hammer

ARMIE HAMMER’S FETISH MIGHT PAY OFF

Remember WHERE you read this because as far-fetched as it sounds, it’s surprisingly true! Armie Hammer nearly lost it all when his penchant for kinky rough sex was thrust into the public eye, but now he’s decided to turn one of his fetishes into a side hustle! Some were appalled when they heard about Armie’s interest in “branding” sexual partners with his initials, so he’s embracing that turn-on, and studying to become a tattoo artist. Armie is practicing his newfound craft by inking over a dozen of his willing friends. Once he’s licensed, he’s planning to charge thousands per tattoo. The insider says Armie thinks it will become a status thing to get tattooed by a celebrity and calculates he can make money while having fun…

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By Janet / September 11, 2023

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Armie Hammer Kinky Sex Scandal

ARMIE HAMMER: BE PREPARED TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE

Old habits die hard and apparently old fetishes even harder! Even though no charges were ever filed against him, Armie Hammer paid the price once his sexual fetishes were exposed by former flames – he was all but cancelled out of Hollywood. Now that he’s single and ready to mingle, Armie hasn’t given up the kink, BUT, before any fun begins, he’s making his partners sign an agreement that all sexual activity and fantasy talk is consensual. A friend explains that Armie is still as kinky as ever but he doesn’t want to jeopardize his desired comeback with another scandal, so he insists on getting consent IN WRITING from any potential paramour before anything sexual happens.

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By Janet / August 6, 2023

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Apology Armie Hammer Comeback

ARMIE HAMMER IS HOMELESS IN HOLLYWOOD

Los Angeles’ homeless community just increased by one thanks to Armie Hammer! As we previously reported, Armie is in the midst of his self-described apology tour, so he’s spending more time in Hollywood and less in the Cayman Islands, where he’s hung out the past few years. Armie and his ex-wife, Elizabeth Chambers sold their Tudor style home in Hancock Park, (a posh area of Los Angeles) last year, so now that he’s in LA, he’s couch surfing with various pals. Armie feels unsettled staying with friends so he’s looking for a home to rent in LA as he struggles to make his comeback. A friend explains that Armie loved being in the Cayman Islands but realized if he wants his career back he needs to be in Hollywood.

Photo: Instagram -Armie on Cayman Islands

By Janet / February 12, 2023

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Armie Hammer Canceled Sex Scandal

ARMIE HAMMER WANTS YOU TO FORGIVE AND FORGET

You haven’t heard the last of Armie Hammer now that he’s given an interview nearly two years after he was “canceled” for accusations of cannibalistic sexual shenanigans. Armie wants his career back and while he admits he was a jerk when it came to his sexual conquests, he insists they were all consensual relationships. A friend reveals that Arnie’s recent interview with Air Mail was only the FIRST on what he’s calling his “comeback tour.” He’s shopping around a sit-down television interview and even plans to write a tell-all book. What has he got to lose? He already lost his wife, he’s estranged from some of his family, and his career is nonexistent, so Armie feels his ONLY chance of redemption is to explain his side of the story.

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By Janet / February 8, 2023

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Armie Hammer Dogs Welsh Terrier

ARMIE HAMMER: LEAVE THE DOG OUT OF IT!

Believe it or not, Armie Hammer even involved his family’s adorable Welsh Terrier, Archie, in his freakish cutting fantasies. He confessed to a girlfriend that he tormented the mild-mannered dog into biting him and then displayed the stitched up bite wound on social media. The girlfriend said he threatened to strangle the dog. He obviously didn’t mean it because he was seen walking Archie not long after. But still…

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By Janet / March 19, 2021

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Armie Hammer Bondage Cannibalism

ARMIE HAMMER: CANNIBALISM IS ON HIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE

Armie Hammer seems to have dug his own grave and his situation is a Hollywood FIRST. His kinky sex fantasies were revealed to the world in text messages and everything around him collapsed, despite the fact that sex fantasies are NOT a crime. He was replaced in several upcoming film roles, and his agency and publicist dropped him cold. It all started with an Instagram account called House of Effie where messages between Hammer and women were revealed- he wrote about his sex fetishes involving rape, cannibalism, and bondage. One by one, women shyly came forward and wrote about their own horrible – and similar – experiences with the handsome actor. Looks like he charmed vulnerable women who really liked him and put up with his nonsense until they couldn’t. Nobody filed charges and Hammer explained “I never tied up a human being before – only mannikins” (really?) and insisted “all interactions were consensual” but his career is doomed. Yesterday the woman named Effie took it step further and alleged a rape and assault, and LAPD is investigating.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA – Armie and Effie in happier times

By Janet / March 18, 2021

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Armie Hammer Felicity Jones Movies On the Basis of Sex Ruth Bader Ginsberg

RUTH BADER GINSBERG IS THAT RARE FIND: A LIKEABLE AND PURPOSEFUL LAWYER

The movie On the Basis of Sex should be REQUIRED viewing for ALL men and young women. Mature women lived through this era and will WANT to see the Ruth Bader Ginsberg story. Felicity Jones plays Ruth as a brilliant young student in law school when women were treated like second class citizens. Women had to work twice as hard as men, and still had difficulty getting a job. This film reminds people who need reminding how far we still have to go when it comes to equality for the sexes. It’s also a tribute to the courage and common sense of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. She is one of the very few lawyers we’ve ever admired…

Above, Armie Hammer and Felicity Jones at a NY screening

By Janet / December 17, 2018

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