DAVID HASSELHOFF HAS TALENT FOR MAKING UP EXCUSES
Filed Under: America's Got Talent > Booze > Daughter > David Hasselhoff > Hospital
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
It’s ironic how David Hasselhoff’s kids try so hard to get him to ADMIT he’s an alcoholic, but he just continues to deny everything. He was hospitalized yet AGAIN Sunday when his 17 year old long suffering daughter Hayley blew the whistle on him. Apparently the “America’s Got >Talent” judge was out of control after guzzling vodka and Hayley called her mom who alerted 911. Her poor-excuse-for-a-father was rushed to the hospital, dried out, and released the next day, as usual. This time he came up with an excuse that he mixed ear infection medication with anabuse and got dizzy. Sure.
Posted by Janet on September 21, 2009
LINDSAY LOHAN IS HER OWN WORST ENEMY
Filed Under: Booze > Burglary > Drugs > Lindsay Lohan
Photo Credit: Buzz Foto
We can’t help but think that Lindsay Lohan’s burglary has more than a little to do with her bad habits and the questionable company she keeps. A few weeks ago she was at the Roxy for a special event. She was described as “loud, boisterous, and completely THRASHED.” An eye witness told us “Lindsay traipsed back and forth to the bathroom constantly – sometimes holding hands with girlfriends.” Our spy walked in on her once and Lindsay was snorting white powder through a straw from the bar. During the evening Lindsay had her water bottle refilled with vodka from the bartender several times. When she left she had to be helped out the back door.
Posted by Janet on September 18, 2009
KIEFER SUTHERLAND KNOWS WHEN NOT TO DRIVE
Filed Under: 24 > Booze > The Association > kiefer sutherland
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
“24” star Kiefer Sutherland has a new hangout- “The Association” – an underground hipster bar in downtown Los Angeles. He’s known for being a charming barfly and a big tipper. On his last visit Kiefer drank a full bottle of Dewars scotch. He confessed to a staffer that he was going to “smoke in the bathroom” and no one bothered him. Before he left, he assured an employee that he didn’t drive – “I’m not THAT dumb” he joked. Let’s hope he also gave up the head-butting.
Posted by Janet on August 23, 2009
MISCHA BARTON DRANK CISCO ADLER UNDER THE TABLE
Filed Under: Booze > Cisco Adler > Drugs > Hospital > Mischa Barton
Someone tried to convince the press that Mischa Barton was taken to the hospital because she had complications from wisdom tooth surgery. But this isn’t her first mysterious and sudden hospital visit (Remember she passed out at a BBQ two years ago) so everyone is assuming her predilection for indulging in controlled substances is responsible. Last we heard she was on involuntary psychiatric hold, which isn’t so surprising when you consider her rocker boyfriend Cisco Adler broke up with her because HE thought she partied too much.
Posted by Janet on July 16, 2009
JESSE MCCARTNEY TAKES NO FOR AN ANSWER
Filed Under: Booze > Jesse McCartney
Photo Credit: Splash News
We can’t imagine what Jesse McCartney was thinking when he stopped into the CVS pharmacy in Hollywood to purchase an alcoholic beverage. His female companion waited patiently while the clerk asked him for his ID and Jesse fumbled around and admitted he didn’t HAVE an ID! The most puzzling part of this is that Jesse IS 22 and legal. Jesse and his friend looked at each other and just walked out empty handed.
Posted by Janet on April 26, 2009
MEL GIBSON DIVORCE: BLAME IT ON THE BOTTLE
Filed Under: Booze > Divorce > Mel Gibson > Robyn Gibson
How Robyn Gibson lasted 29 years married to Mel Gibson is a miracle in itself. Basically, it’s his drinking that broke them up. Almost every dumb or tasteless thing Gibson has done through the years involved his struggle with alcohol. But Robyn knew what she was getting into. Back when he was an unknown actor in Australia he used to get drunk at the local pub with his rowdy pals and the night usually ended with a fight in the parking lot with Mel in the middle. The bartender would phone Robyn and she’d pull up in her pickup truck and his friends would toss belligerent Mel into the back and she’d drive him home. Seven kids later, Robyn is about to become the most eligible divorcee in Hollywood when she gets her half of his 900 million dollar fortune.
Posted by Janet on April 13, 2009
Filed Under: Booze > Drugs > Food > Whodunit
This frantic actress has been battling her weight, but that’s not the only problem she has. Recently she screeched in her sportscar up to an all night Hollywood drugstore in search of a bottle of Absolut Vodka. She and her mannish girlfriend coaxed the clerk into selling it even though it was close to 2 AM. The clerk handed her the bottle and she grabbed it and took a gulp “I really needed that!” The actress generously handed the guy $50 and also tossed him a joint and a pill she described as a “muscle relaxer.” Hint: It’s NOT Lindsay!
Posted by Janet on April 4, 2009
GERARD BUTLER IS NOT SUCH A BAD CATCH, AFTER ALL
Filed Under: Booze > Gerard Butler > Ladies Man > Smart People > Smoking
Left Photo Credit: Splash News
Gerry Butler -he prefers to be called Gerry – is not just another Colin Farrell. (Not that that’s a bad thing.) He’s just not the party boy he appears to be. He’s 6′2″ but he’s not dumb. Gerry has a law degree from Glasgow University and he doesn’t smoke or drink. He’s a girl magnet and a HUGE flirt and people assume he’s had a few drinks, but that’s not the case. He gave up booze years ago and unlike many other non-drinkers, he DIDN’T lose his personality! And he’s never been married or engaged.
Posted by hoodlum on November 3, 2008
LINDSAY LOHAN STILL HAS PLENTY OF SECRETS
Filed Under: Booze > Denial > Drugs > Lindsay Lohan > Samantha Ronson > Substance Abuse
Lindsay Lohan may be “out” with her relationship with Sam Ronson, but she’s still in the closet with her substance abuse. Sam was spinning for a lesbian party at the Roxy last Thursday and Lindsay was a huge hit with the gay girls. Many admirers wanted to send her drinks but she told them “I don’t drink, thank you.” At the same time she was sneakily drinking the vodka and red bulls that friends at her table ordered. Lindsay wouldn’t use the public bathroom so the Roxy allowed her to use a backstage band bathroom. A witness says she ran back and forth to her private bathroom all night – at least once every half hour. “It was obvious she wasn’t touching up her makeup.”
Posted by hoodlum on September 25, 2008
AMY WINEHOUSE HOPES TO SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH JACK DANIEL'S
Filed Under: Amy Winehouse > Booze > Jack Daniel's
HEATHER LOCKLEAR CHECKED OUT OF REHAB EARLY
Filed Under: Addiction > Booze > Denial > Drugs > Heather Locklear > Rehab
To be honest, sweet little Heather Locklear is one of the last people we ever expected to land in rehab. But since her divorce from Richie Sambora her personal problems have escalated. According to the Enquirer, Heather didn’t deliver herself to rehab to treat her “depression and anxiety” – she actually needed help with her addictions to alcohol, cocaine, and sleeping pills. On June 19 she checked into the Sierra Tucson clinic for treatment, but like Amy Winehouse , she checked OUT way too soon – on July 4! Her publicist says she’s still in treatment somewhere – we hope it’s true.
Posted by hoodlum on July 16, 2008
ROLLING STONE RONNIE WOOD ON A BOOZE BINGE WITH RUSSIAN TEENAGER
Filed Under: Booze > Rehab > Ron Wood > The Rolling Stones
Rolling Stone and admitted alcoholic Ronnie Wood, 62, has fallen off the wagon in a BIG way. He’s moved an 18 year old Russian cocktail waitress that he met at an “escort bar” into his house in Ireland. Ronnie’s long suffering wife of 23 years, Jo, (above left) and their four children are living in his home in England. Ronnie met Ekaterina Ivanova (above right) three months ago after the London premier of his movie “Shine a Light” and they’ve been on a drinking binge together ever since. Wood has been to rehab half a dozen times – once he was carted off after he was found inebriated under a restaurant table, biting peoples ankles. His publicist admits he’s downing three bottles of vodka a day with his teenage companion. Ronnie loves to party – he once said “I don’t want to end up being a bore like Eric Clapton.“
Posted by hoodlum on July 11, 2008
BILL MURRAY BITES BACK – AND IT ISN'T PRETTY
Filed Under: Addiction > Bill Murray > Booze > Divorce
Photo Credit: Splash News
Bill Murray is striking back at his estranged wife Jennifer after she made all those unflattering charges against him in her divorce papers. Jennifer claims Bill is violent and addicted to booze and sex, but apparently she has drinking problems of her own, and her Charleston, S.C. neighbors have called the cops on her more than once. According to the NY Post, on March 17 of this year, Jennifer allegedly got drunk and abusive and her children ran to a neighbor’s house for help. Police intervened and the kids were sent to stay with a family friend until Bill returned from California. Obviously Bill’s lawyers are releasing this info to the NY Post to counteract Jennifer’s accusations against Bill. Again, we really feel sorry for the kids- both parents seem messed up.
Posted by hoodlum on June 9, 2008
THE REAL REASON WHY BILL MURRAY'S WIFE IS DIVORCING HIM
Filed Under: Addiction > Bill Murray > Booze > Cheaters > Divorce > Drugs > Sex
“Groundhog Day” is one of our all time favorite movies, but we’re not the least bit surprised that Bill Murray’s long suffering wife Jennifer filed for divorce. It’s a miracle the marriage lasted for ten years – and four children, no less! Jennifer accused Bill of being addicted to booze, drugs, and sex, as well as being abusive, cheating on her, and abandoning the family. We BELIEVE it all! Murray, who is noted for “aging badly,” announced awhile back that he was “retired” so producers and fans would leave him alone. (He figured he could work when he wanted to like Jay-Z) He filled his free time by traveling solo to golf tournaments all over the world and partying like a madman. He drank college kids under the table at an all night soiree in Scotland and he was arrested in Sweden for driving a golf cart drunk. (photo above) In the worst possible sense, Jennifer became a GOLF WIDOW. Jennifer is set to collect 7 million from the prenup, but we do feel sorry for the kids.
Posted by hoodlum on May 29, 2008
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR RICHARD LEWIS
Filed Under: Addiction > Booze > Curb Your Enthusiasm > Richard Lewis > Substance Abuse
Photo Credit: Buzz Foto
Richard Lewis is in a great mood as he leaves his agent’s office. Curb Your Enthusiasm gave this neurotic comic just the jolt his career needed. Recently he’s talked to Howard Stern about his addictions to alcohol, sex, etc. We remember back the 90’s when Richard showed up in the women’s shoe department of Macy’s in the Beverly Center at 9AM, and he was pacing back and forth talking to himself and getting more and more agitated! The sales clerks got very nervous, but eventually he left without incident. He’s come along way since then.
Posted by hoodlum on May 28, 2008
PROJECT RUNWAY WINNER CHRISTIAN SIRIANO GETS BOOZED UP AND KICKED OUT
Filed Under: Booze > Christian Siriano > Losing It > Project Runway
Looks like Project Runway winner Christian Siriano has been celebrating a bit TOO much – he got himself booted out of a restaurant. Last week he was in San Francisco and turned up at Askew Grill with a group of friends. A witness told us “Christian looked like a disaster – his hair was flat and messy, he looked pale and queasy, and two friends were holding him up and helping him walk.” It was only around 8 but he looked totally drunk. Restaurant patrons got very excited to see the pint-sized designer and began to mill about hoping for autographs and photos. He was hustled to a private corner on the patio and admirers were shooed away. Soon after, he leaned over and started puking into a planter! Other diners were revolted and the irate owner rushed over and ordered Christian’s friends to “Get him out of here now!”
Posted by hoodlum on May 3, 2008
