SUSAN SARANDON AND TIM ROBBINS: BREAKING UP IS EASIER TO DO WHEN YOU’RE NOT MARRIED
Filed Under: Breakups > Split > Susan Sarandon > Tim Robbins
Photo Credit: INFdaily.com
It’s amazing that unmarried partners for 23 years, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, broke up MONTHS ago and nobody noticed. Apparently neither of them have started seriously dating anybody else yet, so no one suspected their relationship was over. Their two sons are big boys now – Miles is 17 and Jack is 20 – so the drama will be minimal. Splitting up their way is SO much less messy than divorcing. Still, it’s bittersweet because we did like them as a couple. Susan, above, has her puppies to keep her warm.
Posted by Janet on December 23, 2009
LINDSAY LOHAN: CAN EXTENSIONS HEAL A BROKEN HEART?
Filed Under: Breakups > Hair! > Lindsay Lohan > Samantha Ronson
Photo Credit: Splash News
Everybody has their own way of dealing with a break-up. Lindsay Lohan stopped moping (and denying that she and Samantha Ronson split) and headed straight for the hair salon. She walked out with an extra-long set of hair extensions. (And she appears to have dropped a few pounds.) Sam, on the other hand, hung out with her buddy (and fellow DJ) Benji Madden, and chatted over coffee in Larchmont Village.
Posted by Janet on April 8, 2009
MISCHA BARTON: NO MORE WHINERS PLEASE!
Filed Under: Breakups > Mischa Barton > Taylor Locke
We were wondering WHY Mischa Barton broke up with her rocker boyfriend Taylor Locke and we dug up an amusing piece of information. Apparently the pair had been working in far flung places during the months they were together and actually spent very little time in each other’s company. Not long ago they took a three week trip together to Africa on a charity junket for Save the >Children. The togetherness was too much. Their accommodations weren’t always luxurious and Taylor never stopped complaining. Mischa couldn’t tolerate his “continuous whining” and as soon as they returned home, she called the romance off. She was last seen in London in the company of Josh Hartnett.
Posted by hoodlum on September 22, 2008
WHAT SALMA HAYEK REALLY WANTED WAS A BABY
Filed Under: Breakups > Salma Hayek
Photo Credit: Splash News
Last weekend Salma Hayek invited family members together for an unusually serious lunch. Now we know why. She obviously announced to them that her engagement to the father of her child, billionaire Francois Henri-Pinault, had been called off. No wedding. Not all that surprising considering their abrupt relationship. Still, if you’re going to have a baby without marriage it’s nice to give your child a wealthy father. After the lunch, Salma cheered herself up with some shoe shopping with little Valentina.
Posted by hoodlum on July 18, 2008
MEGAN FOX CAN BARELY CONCEAL HER ELATION AT BEING SINGLE
Filed Under: Breakups > Brian Austin Green > Megan Fox > Shia LaBeouf
Photo Credit: Buzz Foto
Megan Fox did some shopping at Fred Segal and she is still not wearing her engagement ring from Brian Austin Green. So the romance MUST be over. Looks like all our predictions are coming true. Megan stocked up on “single girl” sexy clothes and we’re betting the first person to see them will be the man of her dreams Shia LaBeouf.
Posted by hoodlum on July 9, 2008
ANGIE EVERHART TRADES UP ROYALLY
Filed Under: Breakups > Joe Pesci > Prince Andrew
Photo: MATRIXPHOTOS.COM
We were surprised when Angie Everhart,38, and Joe Pesci, 65, called it quits- they were golf buddies for years and engaged for nine months. But Angie has bounced back in a big way. Last week she was seen in London taking a ride with Prince Andrew,48, in his Aston Martin convertible. Angie and the Duke of York dated a few years ago and have resumed their friendship.
Posted by hoodlum on June 29, 2008
FINALLY! GUY RITCHIE IS ASSERTING HIS MANHOOD
Filed Under: Breakups > Guy Ritchie > Kabbalah > Madonna
Photo Credit: Splash News
At last! Guy Ritchie has FINALLY asserted himself with his domineering wife Madonna. Reports in England say he is FINISHED with Kabbalah. Madonna has pretty much shoved the cult down his throat and many of her friends. At first Guy tried to get into it to keep Madonna happy. But he’s become increasingly doubtful of the organization and it’s motivations. He didn’t like being publicized as a member and was suspicious of their finances. We’re THRILLED that Guy has come to his senses. We hope it doesn’t break up their marriage – will Madonna feel compelled to choose between her “religion” and her husband?
Posted by hoodlum on June 27, 2008
ALMOST SINGLE AGAIN: MEGAN FOX "FORGETS" TO WEAR HER ENGAGEMENT RING
Filed Under: Breakups > Brian Austin Green > Megan Fox > Shia LaBeouf
You read it HERE first! Looks like Megan Fox is taking the passive aggressive road to letting her boyfriend Brian Austin Green down sloooowly. She wants to break off their engagement but doesn’t want to break his heart, so she might try being so annoying that HE wants to call it off. She started the ball rolling by wearing her engagement ring only intermittently. Rumors are already surfacing that the romance is shaky. If Brian eventually gets fed up with her behavior and takes a walk, she wouldn’t have to feel so guilty about having that crush on her Transformers costar Shia La Beouf.
Posted by hoodlum on June 19, 2008
WHAT DID STEVE WOZNIAK DO TO KATHY GRIFFIN?
Filed Under: Breakups > Kathy Griffin > My Life on the D-List > Steve Wozniak
Photo: Getty Images
If this is what Steve Wozniak did to Kathy Griffin, we’re glad the billionaire is no longer her boyfriend. We are, of course referring to Kathy’s Washington DC hostess hairdo. It’s way too conservative, considering her personality. Now that they’ve split up and Kathy says he has another girlfriend, we wonder if Steve was using Kathy to make himself more attractive to other women. Dating Kathy made him more desirable, right? It WAS a fun romance, but we prefer Kathy’s single world on “My Life on the D-List.”
Posted by hoodlum on April 28, 2008
SHERYL CROWE: "JENNIFER BROKE UP WITH BRAD – AND NOT BECAUSE OF ANGELINA!"
Filed Under: Angelina Jolie > Brad Pitt > Breakups > Cheaters > Jennifer Aniston > Sheryl Crowe
We were happy at last to see that Jennifer Aniston’s close friend Sheryl Crowe has verified everything we always insisted was true about the mythical bustup of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. We have always insisted that Jennifer BROKE UP with Brad – not the other way around. And it happened BEFORE Brad hooked up with Angelina Jolie. During the last year of Friends, Jen became disillusioned with her marriage and realized Brad wasn’t right for her. She STOPPED trying to get pregnant. She and Brad were talking in a very civilized way about ending their relationship. When Brad started filming Mr and Mrs Smith, Angelina Jolie immediately set her sights on him, despite the fact that he was still married. She was documented flirting outrageously with Brad, who was flattered, but did not cheat on Jen. After Jen and Brad announced their amicable split, it was easy for Angelina to pounce on lonely Brad. Jen had hoped to remain close friends with Brad and her feelings were hurt when he drifted into another relationship so quickly. Brad has always been accused of cheating with Angelina and destroying his marriage but that is not how it happened. Thanks, Sheryl, for backing us up!
Posted by hoodlum on March 6, 2008
DOMINIC MONAGHAN HAS ANOTHER BRUNETTE ON HIS MIND
Filed Under: Breakups > Dominic Monaghan > Evangeline Lilly > Lost
Our friend Nelson Aspen observed some peculiar celebrity behavior at El Coyote on Saturday night. Lost star Dominic Monaghan was seated on the outside patio with an attractive long haired brunette who was NOT Evangeline Lilly. The pair chainsmoked and sipped margaritas but never ate a bite, not even the chips on their table. Their conversation was intense and very intimate. Outside at the valet pickup, people waiting for their cars couldn’t help but watch the couple clinging to each other – both were in tears. They kissed emotionally several times before leaving together in a black Toyota. Dominic is from the UK where it’s rumored that he and Evangeline are history. Maybe working together and dating too was just too much togetherness for the Lost stars.
Posted by hoodlum on November 5, 2007
JESSICA ALBA KEEPS CASH WARREN'S HEAD SPINNING
Filed Under: Breakups > Cash Warren > Jessica Alba
This is the THIRD time Jessica Alba has changed her mind about her boyfriend Cash Warren. What’s wrong with her? Last year they stopped seeing each other for a few weeks and after dodging the press, Jessica finally officially admitted they had broken up. No sooner were the words out of her mouth than she took him back! Last spring the same thing happened – the moment she admitted the split they got back together. This last time a big deal was made about her texting Cash good-bye. Two weekends ago he was alone a several charity functions. But this past week they’ve been getting chummy again – at the Polo Lounge. It’s the Girl Who Cried Wolf! Maybe Jessica hates being single more than she dislikes her relationship.
Posted by hoodlum on August 14, 2007
JENNIFER ANISTON HAS SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT DATING MODELS
Filed Under: Breakups > Jennifer Aniston > Paul Sculfor
Jennifer Aniston and her bricklayer-turned-model boyfriend Paul Sculfor have called it quits. And you’ll never believe WHY: because HE”S TOO BUSY! The cute couple have been dating since last May when David Arquette introduced him. It started to look serious when Paul stayed at Jennifer’s house several times when he was in Los Angeles. But Paul’s modeling career is blossoming (thanks to Jennifer?) and he’s been traveling nonstop. Jen wants a guy who’s available – not on the road all the time. Especially on the road with gorgeous female models. They’re still friends but Jennifer doesn’t see a future there.
Posted by Janet on July 27, 2007
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS SAYS ADIOS TO ANNA KOURNIKOVA- OR DOES HE?
Filed Under: Anna Kournikova > Breakups > Enrique Iglesias
Now that Enrique Iglesias has said what he claims is his final farewell to the shapely tennis star Anna Kournikova, we have no regrets. Actually, we don’t think he was such a great catch. He couldn’t commit after all these years (a tendency inherited from his father?) and he didn’t seem to realize that Anna gave him legitimacy. In other words, he was more interesting WITH her than without her. On the petty side, we always disliked his taste in headwear and the fact that he walked around with his mouth hanging open. Maybe he reconsidered the split, because now he’s backtracking with “I was only kidding!” Anna, the ball’s in your court.
Posted by Janet on May 28, 2007
TOO FAKE FOR WORDS
Filed Under: Angelina Jolie > Brad Pitt > Breakups > Jennifer Aniston
Drum roll, please! It’s time for the first annual JCH Hot Air Awards for celebrity magazines. This year, Life & Style is the big winner for the FAKEST headlines of the year. While it IS gossip, and everyone gets it wrong SOMETIMES, Life & Style gets it wrong week after week! For example:
Brad Wants Jen Back,
Brad’s Talking Split,
Angie’s Worried She’s Losing Brad,
Jen and Brad’s Secret Meeting!
Apparently, Life & Style is convinced Angie and Brad are splitting and Brad’s going back to Jen. Hey, it’s NOT happening! Angelina and Brad are perfectly happy, and Jen and Brad DO NOT SPEAK! And surprise, surprise, Angelina and Jen have NO desire to communicate either. Need we say more?
Posted by Janet on May 13, 2007
JESSICA ALBA AND CASH WARREN: NO MORE MAYBE-IT'S OVER!
Filed Under: Breakups > Cash Warren > Jessica Alba
It’s official. Jessica Alba is back on the open market. She and her longtime boyfriend Cash Warren are both telling everyone that they broke up over a week ago and that’s that. Friends speculate that Cash was too busy working all the time and Jessica was away working so much that they couldn’t keep it together. Cash isn’t a bad catch himself – he’s the Yale educated son of actor Michael Warren. Guys all over LA will be thrilled that Jessica is single again – now she has nothing to do on her birthday April 28. Cash was planning to take her to the Coachella rock concert but now that’s off. Jessica and Cash are hoping to keep the split civil but as of now, they’re not talking.
Posted by Janet on April 19, 2007
DITA VON TEESE: MORE THAN A GLAMOUR GIRL
Filed Under: Breakups > Dita Von Teese > Marilyn Manson
We still can’t get over the Dita Von Teese- Marilyn Manson divorce. We thought they were the perfect Hollywood couple. Whatever Marilyn did or did not do to cause Dita to file (SHE doesn’t talk about it) – we predict he’ll live to regret it. Friends of the once-happy pair say that Dita is not only a glamour girl of the first order, but a HOUSEWIFE too! “She’s a homebody – she cooks like a dream, cleans and keeps house – and she does it all in stiletto heels!” We also hear that Dita is taking the high road- she doesn’t want Marilyn’s money – she has her own (MAC cosmetics takes very good care of her, thank you very much!) Currently Dita is working in Europe, and we bet Marilyn is missing those home-cooked meals and black seamed stockings!
Posted by Janet on January 21, 2007
HILARY DUFF, JOEL MADDEN AND THE BARBIE DOLL
Filed Under: Breakups > Hilary Duff > Joel Madden
It just leaked out that Hilary Duff’s lookalike Barbie Doll played a big part in her bustup with Joel Madden! Back when Hilary was working closely with the Barbie people to develop the doll, the issue of how important her good-girl image is came up. Hilary was reminded that she must be a good role model for all those little girls buying dolls. Certain people worried about her boyfriend Joel’s rockstar-punk image. Family and friends expressed THEIR concern over Joel’s future – and questioned whether he just riding on successful Hilary’s coattails. It got Hilary to thinking. She really wasn’t happy with her relationship. Finally the Barbie makers brought up the subject of making a ‘boyfriend” doll for Hilary’s doll – like Ken is to Barbie. But they realized they couldn’t make a tattooed pierced rocker doll of Joel, so they dropped the idea. Not long after that, Hilary dropped Joel.
Posted by Janet on January 2, 2007
PAMELA ANDERSON WANTS KID OUT OF THE PICTURE
Filed Under: Breakups > Kid Rock > Pamela Anderson
Talk about a bummer family Thanksgiving. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock must have had the Thanksgiving From Hell – far worse than most of us can even imagine. Picture the escalating domestic scene tthat bubbled to the surface over the long weekend and caused them to both abandon their wedding vows with such a vengeance. Relatives must have retreated in terror. The Ritchies actually raced each other to be first to file for divorce early Monday after the holiday weekend. Apparently it took less than four months for the couple to remember exactly what broke them up the first time they ALMOST got married a few years ago. Guess what – Kid still likes to drink and party with groupies on the road. And guess what again – Pam still likes to call the shots.
Posted by Janet on November 27, 2006
BRITNEY SPEARS DIVORCE; THE LAST STRAW
Filed Under: Breakups > Shar Jackson
Britney Spears has given her hip hopping husband Kevin Federline the boot and we saw it coming. It all started on Halloween night when Kevin had his record release party at Xenii in Hollywood. Kevin arrived first and sat with Shar Jackson and his relatives. Britney came later with HER friends and the pair went to his dressing room where they had a loud argument. Both stormed off in opposite directions in the club. They drank a lot and socialized with everyone but each other. At one point Britney ran outside and across the parking lot muttering “I can’t take this any more!” Her friends ran after her and brought her back inside. Britney left around 4 and Kevin left at 4:30. He didn’t go home that night – he stayed with a friend in the valley. The next day he flew off to New York and that was that. When Britney arrived in New York Monday, Kevin was off to Canada. On Halloween a fellow clubgoer who knows the pair said “I think that marriage is over.” He was right.
Posted by Janet on November 7, 2006
