Britain’s Got Talent

SIMON COWELL GETS A FEW EXTRA INCHES WHERE HE NEEDS IT


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There’s something about men who wear lifts in their shoes that tickles our fancy. Simon Cowell wanted to make sure that nobody could see what kind of heels he was wearing for his show Britain’s Got Talent auditions, so he let down the hem of his jeans. The raggedy hem dragged on the ground but did successfully cover the built up heels on his shoes. But not EVERYBODY was fooled!

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DAVID HASSELHOFF: THE BRITS DON’T LOVE HIM LIKE THE GERMANS DO

Maybe David Hasselhoff’s inexplicably good luck is finally running out. No matter how awful his publicity, boozer Hasselhoff always seems to bounce back with a new job. But Simon Cowell has come to regret replacing himself with Hasselhoff on his UK hit show “Britain’s Got Talent.” Ratings are dipping, and Cowell is convinced that viewers have not embraced The Hoff. Also, David has great difficulty understanding the British and Irish accents and colloquialisms. Insiders expect Hasselhoff will be replaced at the end of this season.

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DAVID HASSELHOFF IS GRATEFUL FOR HIS JOB IN THE UK

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SOMEBODY still loves David Hasselhoff: the Brits. After losing his job as a judge on America’s Got Talent, he was hired in the UK to be a judge on Britain’s Got Talent. (What makes HIM an expert, anyway?) To thank his benefactors, he dressed up in this 70’s patriotic outfit.

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