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IS THERE ANY WAY CHARLIE SHEEN CAN MAKE IT BACK TO WORK ON TUESDAY?

The countdown has begun. ”Two and a Half Men” is resuming production Monday and Charlie Sheen is expected to show up for work Tuesday. But he’s on another bender and unraveling fast – his advisors are trying to stop him from buying multi-million dollar neighboring houses in Mulholland Estates for his two ex wives. Crack loving exwife Brooke Mueller has already moved back into his house along with a few porn stars. (The beginning of the “porn family?”) He went on an insane shopping spree and spent $900,000 on cars for pornstars along with a $160,000 Mercedes for Brooke. He packed up Brooke and the porn girls and left for the Bahamas (Brooke ditched him at some point.) He’s been calling radio shows from the Bahamas, badmouthing his producer Chuck Lorre, challenging him to a fight, and ranting and raving like a madman. But he INSISTS he will be back at work. We can hardly wait.
UPDATE: Apparently CBS executives finally got fed up with Charlie’s antics and cancelled the show for the season. Stay tuned for Charlie’s reaction!

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WHILE BROOKE MUELLER PAWS DAVE NAVARRO, CHARLIE SHEEN IS UP TO NO GOOD

If you recall, it was last Christmas when Charlie Sheen put a knife to his wife Brooke Mueller’s throat and that was just the beginning. Restraining orders, dramatic accusations, and reconciliations followed, as details of their twisted drug-fueled marriage were revealed. Both Charlie and Brooke ended up in rehab with their habits exposed. This weekend the not-so-clean Brooke is back at the scene of the crime in Aspen, and she was seen smooching in the snowy street with Dave Navarro, after picking him up at Nobu, according to TMZ. If you think Charlie Sheen is somewhere behaving, you couldn’t be more off base. In fact Charlie is currently in LA and up to hijinks that top last year’s scandal. If you thought Charlie could no longer surprise you, brace yourself.

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PARIS HILTON WANTS TO ONE-UP HER FORMER FRIEND KIM KARDASHIAN

Paris Hilton is desperately trying to regain her popularity by filming a still untitled reality show with Charlie Sheen’s drug addled estranged wife Brooke Mueller. Her former best friend and protege (and assistant?) Kim Kardashian, has usurped Paris’s hard earned celebutante title. Paris’s photos don’t sell any more and Kim is red hot. A few years back Paris took Kim to her first Hollywood parties and introduced her to the red carpet. Kim carefully observed how Paris carved an image and made herself famous – and she also noted Paris’s mistakes. The next thing you know Kim made a sex video too, and had her own reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Now Kim gets the private jets to parties and Paris has to pay her own way. She’s hoping a new show will change things.

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DENISE RICHARDS FOUND HOMES FOR ABANDONED DOGS

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The more we hear about Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller, the better his exwife Denise Richards looks. Denise took part in a Best Friends Animal Society adopt-a-dog event in LA and she helped out and did her best to find homes for lonely dogs.

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CHARLIE SHEEN AND BROOKE MUELLER SHARED MALE SEX PARTNERS TOO

Hard to believe, but the Charlie SheenBrooke Mueller story already got juicier. You just read about the drugs and three-ways, because a female participant in group sex with the Sheens is shopping around her story (bids are up to $40,000 according to Radaronline.com) Now it’s being whispered that some of the Sheens’ numerous shared bed partners are MEN! Hopefully, some of them will surface and sell THEIR stories too!

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CHARLIE SHEEN AND BROOKE MUELLER: THREE IN A BED

We can hardly wait. According to Radaronline.com a woman is now negotiating to sell her story about having three way sex with Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller. She says Brooke is bisexual, besides being a crack addict and alcoholic. She and Charlie have even MORE in common than we suspected. Anyway, this mystery woman says she’s not the ONLY third party the couple has bedded, but she hasn’t mentioned drugs yet. We can picture the tabloids salivating over this story. And Tiger heaving a sigh of relief.

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DENISE RICHARDS: SILENCE IS GOLDEN



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Charlie Sheen’s exwife Denise Richards has an ear to ear grin because now the whole world knows she was RIGHT. Early on, Denise didn’t want her two daughters spending time in the home of their dad Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke. She kept her reasons for those reservations to herself. But she DID appear to be an unreasonable exwife. Denise wants her daughters to have a relationship with their step brothers (Charlie’s twins) so eventually she did allow supervised visits. It looks like Denise knew what was going on in the Sheen house all along and didn’t want to be the whistle-blower. She must be getting a lot of child support because she’s kept her mouth shut through all of this.

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BROOKE MUELLER IS NOT A SYMPATHETIC VICTIM

Brooke Mueller has turned out to be the lesser of two evils. Charlie Sheen has a long history of drug abuse and domestic violence problems, he’s been accused of porn addiction, had multiple rehabs, and probation violations. He married a woman who was treated for alcohol and crack (!) addiction in 2001 and is back in rehab for the same addictions. Brooke has been trying to cover up her own problems, but the night she called 911 and accused Sheen of threatening her with a knife, she opened a can of worms. Brooke is not the innocent wife in this sick story. She’s currently back in rehab and presumably Charlie is watching the twins. What a pair.

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CHARLIE SHEEN’S WIFE BROOKE MUELLER IS NO ANGEL

Did anyone REALLY expect a sweet, innocent girl with a spotless reputation to marry the notorious Charlie Sheen? It turns out Brooke Mueller has quite a drug and alcohol history of her own. She’s been arrested twice for cocaine and alcohol, and according to Radaronline.com, she went into rehab when she was five months pregnant with their twins! If the Sheens hadn’t fallen of the wagon together so violently on Christmas, this information might never have been revealed. Another reason for Denise Richards to do the “I told you so” dance.

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CHARLIE SHEEN: MARRIAGE ON THE ROCKS, OR PATCHED UP?

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Nannies took Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s twin boys, Max and Bob, outside to get some fresh air in Aspen. Charlie and Brooke are probably too embarrassed to show THEIR faces in public. Rumors about the Sheen marriage are flying. Brooke’s friends say the marriage has been on the rocks for awhile, but Charlie’s people insist everything is fine. Charlie’s people have been drilling Brooke on what to say and do – they don’t want this incident to affect his career. Money is also being discussed. If Brooke makes this incident go away, we’re thinking she’ll have a nice bank account. It makes us wonder what IS going on behind those closed doors.

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