MORGAN FREEMAN FAKES IT WITH A PARALYZED HAND

Filed Under: Accident > Car Crash > Injury > Morgan Freeman

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Few people realize that Morgan Freeman suffered long-term impairment to his left hand in that car accident in 2008. Nerve damage left the hand paralyzed and he continues to have physical therapy and must wear a special glove to keep the hand stable. How this problem is disguised in his movies remains to be seen. He’s in New York promoting “Invictus” in which he plays Nelson Mandela.

TIGER WOODS’ CRASH CAR IS IN HIDING ALSO

Filed Under: Accident > Car Crash > Cover-up > Tiger Woods

Photo: TMZ

The Tiger Woods cover-up continues! Not only is Tiger refusing to reveal the details of his “accident” early Friday morning but he’s hiding the Cadillac SUV involved in the situation. After his car was towed away it was moved to the middle of a car storage area and it is the only one on the lot totally covered up by tarps. Lots of clues might be found on that vehicle. We’ve seen photos of the collision area but what might be even MORE interesting are the windows broken by Elin’s golf club. Did she bash the back of the car while chasing her husband in a rage? Did she knock Tiger OUT? Tiger and the Cadillac are both in hiding.

DID TIGER WOODS’ WIFE BEAT HIM UNCONSCIOUS WITH A GOLF CLUB?

Filed Under: Accident > Car Crash > Golf > Tiger Woods

The more Tiger Woods slams the door on the inquisitive cops, the more intriguing his “story” becomes. Apparently, he’s had advice from a lawyer and decided not to discuss his embarrassing crash with the police. But it’s not difficult to put the pieces together and figure out exactly what happened. We picture tiger’s wife Elin, shortly before the accident, alternately waving the National Enquirer in Tiger’s face, screaming accusations of cheating, and battering him. Tiger, like many men, chose to leave when the going got rough, and as he grabbed his keys, Elin tore after him with a golf club. He leaped into his Cadillac SUV with Elin hot on his heels, smashing all the car windows she could reach. As he looked back at her he slammed into the fire hydrant and tree. In photos it appears that the vehicle was only damaged on the front passenger side. Yet, somehow he ended up unconscious on the ground. Did Elin BEAT him unconscious? SIGNIFICANTLY, the neighbor with property damage called 911, NOT Elin. Did the cops check for blood on the golf club? It’s a juicy story and it’s bound to reverberate for awhile – especially since the “party girl” Tiger is accused of cheating with, has hired Gloria Allred.

TIGER WOODS’ WIFE BEAT HIM WITH A GOLF CLUB FOR CHEATING

Filed Under: Accident > Car Crash > Cheater > Party > Rachel Uchitel > Tiger Woods > scandal

Are YOU thinking what WE’RE thinking about Tiger Woods’ “accident?” Surely it’s not a coincidence that this drama happened the day after the National Enquirer released the story about Tiger having an affair with New York party girl Rachel Uchitel. (photo above) Their Dec 7th issue detailed at least three trysts that Tiger and Rachel had in hotels in Las Vegas, Melbourne, and New York. (It gets lonely on those golf tours!) The odd circumstances of the crash – Tiger racing out of the driveway at 2:30 AM and hitting a hydrant and a tree, not to mention the “lacerations to his lips” and the fact that his wife Elin smashed the rear widow of the SUV with a golf club. Sounds to us like a few holiday cocktails and a scandal set off a family firestorm. We expect Elin will be getting a big diamond SOMETHING soon…..

MORGAN FREEMAN ISN'T AFRAID OF GLORIA ALLRED

Filed Under: Accident > Car Crash > Demaris Meyer > Lawsuit > Morgan Freeman

Gloria Allred has her hands full with this case against Morgan Freeman. Her client Demaris Meyer was the injured passenger in the car that Morgan crashed last year. Meyer wants the world to know that she was NOT Morgan’s mistress, simply an acqaintance. She says she witnessed him consume numerous alcoholic beverages during the evening before their accident. She is suing him for her medical expenses, permanent disability etc. We have TWO questions: If she was not his mistress, why did she accept his invitation to sleep at his house?
And, more important, after watching him drink excessively, why did she hand him HER keys and let him drive her car?

SHIA LA BEOUF IS STILL TRYING TO FOOL THE PAPS

Filed Under: Car Crash > Paparazzi > Shia LaBeouf

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

It appears that Shia LaBeouf thinks the photogs won’t recognize him with a bag on his head. He lost his license after his accident so he can’t drive his well known car either. But he FORGOT that he is easily recognized because of the bandaged hand which he has wrapped in a plastic bag. That’s the dead give-away.

MORGAN FREEMAN'S WIFE SAYS IT'S OVER

Filed Under: Car Crash > Cheaters > Divorce > Morgan Freeman > National Enquirer

We TOLD you so! The National Enquirer was right all along when they said that Morgan Freeman’s wife Myrna had consulted a divorce lawyer. She suspected that Morgan was having an affair with a friend of hers. Now that he’s been caught red-handed in a car accident with another woman, the news of his impending divorce has been verified by his business partner. However,The Enquirer doesn’t think his elusive passenger, Demaris Meyer, is the woman his wife suspects he cheated with. To her credit, Myrna, who was working out of town, offered to come to the hospital after the accident but Morgan told her not to. The Enquirer has better scoops than all those other “entertainment” magazines put together. We love tabloids!

Posted by hoodlum on August 6, 2008

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