HEY READERS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF CARDI B:
We captioned this excessive photo “TOO MUCH TOO SOON” but we have a feeling that you readers might come up with WAY better captions- so please leave your comments…
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HERE’S A THREESOME: DIANE KEATON, CARDI B, AND ANNA WINTOUR!
We would LOVE to eavesdrop on the conversation between these three people thrown together in the front row at the Thom Browne Couture show at Paris Fashion Week. Diane Keaton and Cardi B are dressed head to toe BY Thom Browne for the big event, but it looks like Vogue editor Anna Wintour is not. We’re guessing Thom Browne had to custom make Cardi’s suit because his designs do NOT have room for bottoms her size. Looks like Cardi is chatting and being her frivolous self and Diane appears to be quite amused, but Anna looks like she’d rather be somewhere else…
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CARDI B : THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT
The singer with the five inch nails, Cardi B, just confessed that she had 95% of her butt biopolymers (fillers) removed last summer. (She has admitted to having butt and breast enhancement). She went on to advise girls – especially skinny teens like she was- NOT to get butt implants. Apparently she thinks it did not work out well for her. It’s strange, because she has NOT explained how she has the SAME shape after this massive removal!
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CARDI B AT RALPH’S: WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?
Cardi B got it into her head that she could slip in and out of Ralph’s supermarket in Hollywood to pick up a few things, with no one noticing. Too bad that her idea of “going incognito “ is wearing a terry bathrobe and bedroom slippers. Add the rainbow hair and huge bodyguard and everyone in the store was buzzing and GAWKING. Her car and driver had to pull up to the front door to rescue her …
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CARDI B AND OFFSET: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN?
Cardi B and Offset have the same taste in jewelry and often wear each other’s diamonds. We are particularly amused by the accessories they wore to Drake’s Super Bowl party. Cardi is flashing a diamond Playboy bunny on her diamond chain because she has been named the first ever Playboy Creative Director and will be contributing to a new platform called CENTERFOLD. Playboy says she is ”the embodiment of the Playboy brand.” Offset, on the other hand, is wearing a diamond Jesus head under his Thom Browne sweater – perhaps because he has been arrested a number of times and served time in prison on gun and drug charges.
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CARDI B CAN EXPECT SOME BALENCIAGA UNDER THE TREE THIS YEAR
Didn’t take Offset long to hop over to Balenciaga in Beverly Hills after he got that 2 million dollar check from Cardi B for his birthday this week. We’re pretty sure he’ll be picking out some stuff for Cardi, but he did spend a lot of time in the men’s department …that fluffy white hoody he’s wearing with the built in glove/pockets is kinda cute…
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HOW TINY IS OFFSET?
Cardi B’s husband Offset made a big mistake posing for this photo with G-Eazy at his birthday bash because he looks SO short! Looks like they are both contemplating the dollar bill on the ground – who’s gonna pick it up? Offset claims to be 5’9 and G-Eazy is around 6’3”, in case you’re wondering. G-Eazy was a guest at Offset’s 30th birthday party at Sneakertopia (a pop-up Sneaker museum in LA) Cardi gave her hubby a 2 million dollar check for his birthday – does she assume he will spend it on HER?
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WILL CARDI B HAVE DICK CLARK SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE?
Cardi B had a surprising business-like look in New York today, where she’s gearing up to host the American Music Awards. In fact, this is the first time we’ve seen her in a sensible suit. She’s definitely a wild choice to host the awards because she has zero experience. AMA producers figure that her crazy reputation will have lots of new viewers tuning in and give the show a much-needed boost in ratings. Question is: will she follow the script? (We doubt it!) She’s also nominated for Favorite Hip Hop Artist and Song – will she be a sore loser? Will she pronounce everybody’s names right? SO many possibilities… the fun show airs November 21.
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CARDI B HAS A LIVE-IN “BODYGUARD”
Sometimes we think Cardi B is scary looking, but it turns out her husband Offset is even SCARIER looking! Cardi just had a riotous 29th birthday party at LA River Studios with a “dancehall” theme so most of the women wore fishnets of some kind. Offset just wore black with this serious jewelry, but the look on his face says it ALL. He’s in bodyguard mode- just LOOKING for trouble. Luckily he didn’t find any – that night. But it’s apparent that he has a familiarity with guns and drugs and for that reason, has spent time in prison. Cardi has two children with him, so obviously SHE’s not intimidated by his menacing look…
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