Filed Under: Rehab > chemical diet

This celebrity made quite an impact on Celebrity Rehab. He was a real challenge for Dr Drew. He and his girlfriend were at a celebrity event when they happened to meet a man and his wife who were huge fans of the rehabbed performer. The couples started chatting and our rehab guy was so flattered that he invited the pair over for dinner. When the admiring couple arrived at the celebrity’s house they were startled to see large nude photos of the girlfriend hanging on the walls. The “rehabber” offered the visitors wine and an array of pills! The guests were horrified but before they could leave the celebrity invited them to strip down for a “sexy swing session.” The frightened pair ran off without getting a chance to tell the celebrity that the woman was an ordained minister!

Filed Under: Drugs > Liar, Liar! > Rock'n'Roll > Whodunit > chemical diet

This rock star claims to be many things – he says he’s a devout Christian, a vegan, and a complete teetotaler – no alcohol, no drugs. But he does have a weakness for pretty woman. One of his former pretty women says he’s a BIG FAKE. She claims that not only does he eat meat and NOT live by Christian values, but he’s a hardcore pill-popper and a member of Narcotics Anonymous. His current girlfriend isn’t complaining – she’s a cokehead and compulsive liar herself.

Rehab on the Road

Filed Under: Crimes and Misdemeaners > Drugs > Whodunit > chemical diet

Little Miss Rehab has figured a way to make sure her drug supply is never cut off – no matter where she goes. Her best friend/traveling companion is her drug dealer! Now she can have all the cocaine or whatever she needs all the time. Funny thing is – she “stole” her dealer buddy from another famous friend. These two girls steal boyfriends AND drug dealers!

Celebrity: Relaxed

Filed Under: Drugs > Whodunit > chemical diet

This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling with substance abuse, but she won’t admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates that she has a problem. Sometimes she’s manic, and other times she’s been known to practically fall asleep on the job. She’s definitely overdoing it with the muscle relaxers – she’s SO relaxed that occasionally she poops her pants at embarrassing times. Most recently it happened in a limo on the way to the airport and they had to stop at Target to buy new underwear.

Hero In Trouble

Filed Under: Drugs > Whodunit > chemical diet

This good looking leading man from an acting family – who often plays ‘”the boyfriend” in movies – has a secret drug problem. He’s always seemed clean cut and the last one you’d suspect. Around six months ago he tried heroin and he LOVED it. Now he’s a slave to the substance and his family is worried sick. This actor used to be very visible and social – dating some of Hollywood’s prettiest women. Now all he cares about is getting high. His brother is terrified and the family is scheming to get him into rehab before it’s too late.

Crack for Babies

Filed Under: chemical diet

This newlywed bride is absolutely DESPERATE to get pregnant. She’s been having fertility treatments, but the result so far has only been a miscarriage. Family is very important to her and she feels a baby is the only thing her marriage lacks. What’s her problem? Her problem isn’t WEIGHT – she’s not abnormally thin. Her problem isn’t AGE – she’s still in her thirties. Her problem isn’t her HUSBAND- he’s functioning normally. Her problem is her addiction to crack.

Federal Crime, Anyone?

Filed Under: Crimes and Misdemeaners > Whodunit > chemical diet

A charter airline pilot told us that he had to kick a very famous blonde celebrity off his plane leaving for New York last month. He said “The flight hadn’t even taken off and she started smoking something with a distinct metallic chemical odor. Someone later told me it must have been crack. We warned her to extinguish the cigarette – any kind of smoking is forbidden, She stalled, saying “Just chill – I’m almost done. ” She WOULDN’T stop smoking! We were furious with her and forced her to get off the plane. Her luggage was dumped on the tarmac beside her. Her publicist got off also and was unfazed – he just flipped his phone and started making other arrangements.”

NOW THAT'S STYLE

Filed Under: Drugs > chemical diet

She’s more than a stylist – she’s also a drug pusher! This fashion icon dresses some of the hottest stars in Hollywood and it’s no surprise that she specializes in size 2! She keeps her customers lean and mean by dealing drugs – from diet pills to cocaine. THAT’S how she built up such a loyal clientele – they’re HOOKED on her services! But some smarter celebrities have stopped working with her because her secret is starting to leak out.