Chris Hemsworth
NO KIDDING – CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS PLAYING HULK HOGAN IN LIFE STORY!
Hulk Hogan must be flattered beyond belief that Chris Hemsworth has been cast to play him in an upcoming biographical film for Joker director Todd Phillips. It has to be the WORST casting choice in memory! Can you imagine the Sexiest Man Alive playing loudmouth wrestler Hulk Hogan? Not only will Chris have to bulk up on dangerous anabolic steroids to even APPROACH Hogan’s 300 pound unnatural frame and enlarged jaw, he will have to SHAVE HIS HEAD (except around the edges) and bleach it white to match the awful mustache. What a waste! Why hire one of the best looking men in Hollywood to play this wrestler? There are PLENTY of unattractive actors available! We can only imagine that producers hired Chris in hopes of attracting women to see the film…
CHRIS HEMSWORTH AND ELSA PATAKY’S KIDS DON’T KNOW HOW LUCKY THEY ARE
Some kids are born luckier than others. In this idyllic photo, Chris Hemsworth and his model wife Elsa Pataky are on the beach in Australia teaching their little girl India to surf. The family of five moved from Malibu recently to Byron Bay, where they are spending millions to remodel their huge estate. Of course they are keeping an LA home near Chris’s brother Liam’s house, to be close to work. Chris and Elsa’s kids have amazing lives – besides being genetically gifted, they have hands-on parents who love to travel and the family seems very close.
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BLACKHAT IS AN ACTION MOVIE DISGUISED AS A SMART MOVIE
Photo: Universal
Chris Hemsworth’s new movie Blackhat delivers in all the wrong places. We entered the theater looking forward to seeing the very watchable World’s Sexiest Man, in a story about hackers and cyber terrorism. Hemsworth seems to be following in the footsteps of Tom Cruise. We mistakenly assumed that a film about upscale hacking would NOT include the usual gun battles and car chases that Cruise movies always have. We were wrong. Blackhat is very much a teenage boy action movie with a dollop of romance for the girls. Chris isn’t given much to work with and appears a little stiff, but even his watchability doesn’t make up for a plot we’ve seen before, too many times. Pass the aspirin.
WE AGREE: CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
People magazine got it right this time. Chris Hemsworth has been ordained Sexiest Man Alive this year and we can’t think of a better choice. The 6’3” Australian was amazing in Rush – and if you haven’t seen that movie, add it to your bucket list.
CHRIS HEMSWORTH’S DANCE CARD IS FULL
Chris Hemsworth, 31, cleans up nicely, doesn’t he? He put on a suit and tie for Derby Day in Melbourne, where his parents live. Chris and his wife Elsa have been married for four years and have three kids already. He can afford it. The Rush hunk has three movies coming out next year, and four more lined up after that.
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SEXIEST MAN ALIVE: ADAM LEVINE OR CHRIS HEMSWORTH?
People magazine’s choice of Adam Levine as “Sexiest Man Alive” has caused another uproar with fans loudly denouncing their selection. Back in 2011, Ryan Gosling fans raised a stink when Bradley Cooper won the title and they demonstrated outside People offices. In 2012, Channing Tatum filled the bill nicely, with no complaints. This year Adam Levine brought the protesters back and they were highly critical. (That cover photo did him no favors.) We have to agree, Adam is cool but not quite up to the title. Our choice would be voluptuous Rush star Chris Hemsworth. If more People voters had seen that movie, he’d have easily landed the title.
HEMSWORTH BROTHERS: WHAT A DIFFERENCE FIVE INCHES MAKES
It’s rare to find two successful actor/brothers as good looking as Chris and Liam Hemsworth. But did you know there is a THIRD Hemsworth brother who is also an actor in Australia? Chris and Liam’s older brother Luke Hemsworth, 32, is okay looking, but he was genetically cheated out of 5 inches of height – he’s 5’10” and Chris and Liam are 6’3.” Luke makes a good living acting down under, but we can’t help but wonder if those extra inches might have made him a bigger star…
(Top photo: Chris and Liam. Bottom photo, Luke in tv miniseries “Brothers in Arms.“)
Top Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
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CHRIS HEMSWORTH: BECAUSE HE’S WORTH IT
The WOW Report found this shampoo ad creation SOMEWHERE, and we love it so much we had to show it to you. Chris Hemsworth and his hair are the only real reasons to see “Thor,” after all….
CHRIS HEMSWORTH MAKES “THOR” ALMOST APPETIZING
Chris Hemsworth is SO adorable that we are almost tempted to see “Thor: The Dark World.” Almost. Then we come back to our senses and remember that it’s all about another Marvel comic superhero – in this case a Nordic warrior- and loaded with explosions and deafening special effects. So we’ll enjoy watching Chris PROMOTE the movie – like he did this morning on Good Morning America.
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