Conspiracy!

PRINCESS DIANA WAS KILLED BY A COMMON DRUNK DRIVER

We can’t help but laugh at this fuss over so called “new evidence” that Princess Diana was murdered. Alan Power is some guy in England who wrote the book “The Princess Diana Conspiracy” and it’s started the press discussing her 1997 fatal accident all over again. Diana’s boyfriend who died with her was Dodi Fayed and his father Mohammed al Fayed has been desperate to prove that his son had nothing to do with Diana’s death. Dodi, of course, employed the driver who was extremely drunk and driving at twice the speed limit when the accident happened. The new book author claims a British soldier was hired to cause the crash by shining a spotlight in the eyes of Dodi’s driver from the car in front of them, causing the driver to lose control. Silly. Somehow we think Mohammed Fayed is behind this book and maybe paid the writer to try and clear his son’s name. Scotland Yard is not re-opening the case, but “assessing the credibility” of the new claims. (Above, Diana and Dodi in their last elevator ride, leaving the Ritz Hotel that fateful night)

By Janet / August 18, 2013

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Beyonce Conspiracy! Mother Sister Solange Knowles

CONSPIRACY THEORY: BEYONCE IS SOLANGE KNOWLES MOTHER

BEYONCE AT 12

We love a conspiracy theory because so much work and research are usually put into them. This internet rumor we found on BuzzFeed, concerns Beyonce and insists that there is a Texas birth certificate out there that proves that Beyonce was born in 1974, NOT 1981, and she is actually 38 or 39 years old. Wait – it gets better. The theory also suggests that Beyonce got pregnant at 12 or 13 and gave birth to Solange – the family covered it up by pretending Solange was born to Matthew and Tina, Beyonce’s parents. This means Beyonce is now a mother of two and a grandmother to 26 year old Solange’s eight year old son. Whether this rumor becomes a Hollywood legend like the untrue Richard Gere/gerbil rumor, remains to be seen.

By Janet / March 11, 2013

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Book Conspiracy! Divorce Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner Tour

KIM KARDASHIAN’S DIVORCE TIMING: A CONSPIRACY WITH KRIS JENNER?

All of a sudden things are falling into place. Did Kim and her mother Kris Jenner CONSPIRE to time this divorce filing on the eve of Kris’s press tour for her book? With Kim in Australia, interviews with Kris Jenner are suddenly vitally important, and TV shows are fighting over her. Her book sales can only profit from all this extra publicity and Kris is thoroughly enjoying all the attention. Next we expect the E! channel to announce a televised special about the divorce…

By Janet / November 2, 2011

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Conspiracy! Larry King Money Shannon Engemann Shawn Southwick

SHAWN KING AND HER SISTER SHANNON: A CONSPIRACY?

The subject of Larry King came up at dinner tonight and suddenly a light bulb lit up. Someone suggested that PERHAPS the Mormon sisters Shawn and Shannon have been in cahoots all the time and taking Larry for all he’s worth. That maybe Shannon seduced Larry into giving her all sorts of gifts and in turn he had to shower Shawn with gifts to make up for his guilt! Larry was happy having two pretty blondes at his disposal and the sisters were both well taken care of. Just an idea, but…..stranger things have happened.

By Janet / April 20, 2010

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Amy Winehouse Conspiracy! Cover-up Crimes and Misdemeaners R Kelly

AMY WINEHOUSE: WHY IS R KELLY FREE AND MY BLAKE STILL IN JAIL?

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Amy Winehouse is puzzled because R Kelly is a free man and her her Blaaake has been languishing in jail for the better part of a year. There IS a similarity in the cases if you dig deep. Blake had roughed up a guy in a pub and later tried to bribe him so he wouldn’t press charges. The guy was happy to take the bribe, but someone snitched to the papers and exposed the plot. Blake got locked up for bribing, not for beating the guy up. R Kelly was accused of appearing in a sex video with an underage girl. It’s rumored that R Kelly bribed his young victim and members of her family so they wouldn’t testify against him. Supposedly they’re living high on the hog these days. So HE got away scot free. Amy’s not happy.

By hoodlum / June 14, 2008

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Adnan Ghalib Conspiracy! Kathy Griffin Publicity

WHAT DO KATHY GRIFFIN AND ADNAN GHALIB HAVE IN COMMON?

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How in the world did these two get together! They have a passionate love of publicity in common, so it makes sense that this pair would try to stir up some more attention. We’re guessing that Kathy Griffin suggested they get together – it will provide some tasty fodder for her TV show “My Life on the D-List.” However, at this point, Britney’s ex boyfriend Adnan is more of a D-lister than Kathy is. The pair cruised to Rodeo Drive in his convertible where they had lunch and shopped at Victoria’s Secret. Don’t think for a minute that Kathy gave up her billionaire boyfriend Steve Wozniak for Adnan.

By hoodlum / April 11, 2008

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Chris Klein Conspiracy! Katie Holmes Suri

CONSPIRACY THEORY

Ok, we weren’t going to bother spreading this story, but whenever we tell it to anyone they encourage us to do so. So here we go. Keep in mind this is a RUMOR, but it explains a lot. The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn’t MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don’t remember, Suri’s announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented – there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn’t want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn’t newborn. After a few months it’s not so easy to recognize a baby’s exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein? Keep in mind this is simply a rumor – form your own conclusions.

By Janet / September 6, 2006

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