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PEOPLE TELL PARIS JACKSON SHE HAS A VOICE LIKE HER FATHER (REALLY?)

Yes, that’s Paris Jackson (on the right) lugging her guitar into The Viper Room on Sunset- she does love to sing and we are constantly amazed that people tell her she inherited her voice from her father Michael Jackson. Okay, Michael may have taught her and encouraged her to sing, but special abilities can only be inherited from a BIOLOGICAL father. It’s clear to everyone but Paris that her beloved father Michael shared a lot of love, but no DNA with her She is convinced that she is black and no one – not even her relatives – question her belief. Maybe the supposition that she shares Michael’s talent gives her the courage to perform…so that’s not a bad thing… (Someday Paris may discover she inherited a knack for dermatology)

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By Janet / December 10, 2018

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ANJELICA HUSTON IS THE VICTIM OF DNA – JUST LIKE THE REST OF US

Anjelica Huston was accused of overindulging in injected substances when this unflattering photo of her emerged. However, upon closer inspection, it’s apparent that she inherited her aging looks – especially around the neck – from her father John Huston. He grew a beard in his later years to disguise his loose neck folds. So don’t blame Anjelica for not aging well – it’s in her DNA. And it looks like a little plastic surgery could solve her neck problem quite nicely.

By Janet / January 14, 2013

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHO’S YOUR DADDY?

We have a feeling a giant Kan of Kardashian worms just opened. The two wives Robert Kardashian married AFTER he divorced Kris have BOTH claimed that Robert said Khloe was fathered by another man while he and Kris were on the outs, and was not actually his child. The women told Star Magazine that Robert loved Khloe but did not believe she was HIS child. Indeed, Kris has admitted she cheated on Robert while they were married and that’s what ultimately caused the divorce. It’s always been a running joke among the Kardashians that Khloe didn’t resemble her family – she’s bigger and has lighter, curly hair. This leaves the door open for every man Kris ever cheated with to come forward and sell his story and offer to take a DNA test. (Kris must be squirming.) This is going to be fun!

By Janet / January 11, 2012

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PARIS JACKSON’S HAIRCUT TURNS OUT TO BE A BIG DEAL

Who knew that strands of Paris Jackson’s hair might be valuable? Not only was Paris treated to a Las Vegas shopping spree with her grandmother Katherine Jackson and her tutor Sister Rose (above), but she also visited a beauty salon. Paris had her hair trimmed at the salon in the Palms Hotel and after the cut, every snippet of hair was carefully swept up and placed in a plastic baggie and given to her bodyguard. Las Vegas TV reporter Alicia Jacobs happened to be in the next chair and she watched the events unfold. Alicia surmised that someone just MIGHT take the hair and have it tested for DNA or try to sell it on eBay. For some reason, the Jacksons don’t seem to want to know the parentage of Michael’s mysterious brood. Paris looks tan and healthy – she’s finally getting to play OUTSIDE. Michael avoided the sun.

By Janet / September 1, 2009

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OCTODAD: IS THERE A RESEMBLANCE?

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The man most likely to be the father of Octomom Nadya Suleman’s brood is her exboyfriend Dennis Beaudoin. Dennis told GMA he steady dated Nadya in the late 90’s and their relationship was serious. He claims Nadya told him she had ovarian cancer and needed him to donate sperm to help her with “future pregnancies.” He did – three times. After they broke up, he realized the cancer story wasn’t true. He says Nadya today is vastly different from the girl he dated. Dennis is married now with two sons and he wants a DNA test. If all or some of the 14 kids are his, he says he is “willing to help.”

By hoodlum / February 23, 2009

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