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DR PHIL IS AN EASY RIDER

We had no idea that Dr Phil was a biker, but he appears to enjoy tooling around on his Harley in his spare time. In true Hollywood biker style, he pulled up at the fancy market, Bristol Farms, and stocked up on Fruit Roll-Ups which he stuffed in his pockets, before zooming off.

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THE WEDDING’S OFF: CRYSTAL JILTED HEF FOR A YOUNGER MAN

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We can just imagine 85 year old Hugh Hefner’s 24 year old fiancee Crystal Harris tucking him in early at night and sneaking out late to hit the clubs with her young boyfriend. Crystal was actually seen partying with “Dr” Phil McGraw’s son Jordan at Chateau Marmont while wearing her giant engagement ring. Jordan happened to be her music producer at the Organica record label until he was let go for “dating” their female singers. According to Radaronline, Crystal wants a music career AND money and this week she decided Jordan was a better bet than Hef. She packed up and left the Playboy premises, leaving forlorn Hef the unpleasant job of canceling his lavish wedding plans for this Saturday.

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DR PHIL AND ROBIN'S ARGUMENTS KEPT THE NEIGHBORS AWAKE

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For months, rumors have multiplied that Dr Phil and his wife Robin are getting a divorce. (Maybe 31 years of Phil’s insufferable ego are enough for Robin.) Now there just may be some concrete evidence of a bustup. The McGraw’s Beverly Hills neighbors report that up until recently they’ve been hearing Phil and Robin arguing in extremely loud voices. Loud enough to carry over the hedges and trees. Suddenly the brand new house the McGraws bought in 2002 for 7.5 million is empty. Everyone has moved out and it’s been pocket listed for sale at 18 million. Judging from the angry arguments, neighbors think the McGraws went in separate directions.

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DR PHIL EXPECTS EMPLOYEES TO READ ALL HIS BOOKS

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The job shortage is more evident than ever because people are lining up to get jobs working on the Dr Phil show. And prospective workers apparently aren’t discouraged by the fact that new employees are required to read ALL FIVE of Dr Phil’s books before they start. It’s imperative that Dr Phil’s very important philosophies are clear in their minds!!

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DID OPRAH CREATE A MONSTER?

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We weren’t sorry to learn that blowhard Dr Phil’s talk show is as good as cancelled. Our inside souce swears that unless a miracle happens, the show is history. We remember when Oprah introduced Dr Phil with great fanfare and she made him a star. Oprah’s Harpo production company produced Phil’s show and it was immediately successful. As time went on and Phil’s ego inflated, it was apparent he was not the sensitive and compassionate man he appears to be on TV. In fact, according to coworkers, he was a big HAM with brusque manners. As time passed, Phil resented the fact that Oprah controlled his show – HE wanted to own it. Oprah became disillusioned with Phil and did NOT attend his son’s wedding. Without Oprah’s support, Dr Phil’s ratings have slipped. It’s just a matter of time before Oprah waves bye bye.

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NOT AS SWEET AS HE LOOKS

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“In real life, Dr. Phil is NOT the compassionate sensitive man you see on TV!” So says an insider who was present for his son Jay McGraw’s wedding to playmate Erica Dahm. “Phil is turning his son’s wedding into a TV show and he walked around with cameras filming the rehearsal dinner and wedding preparations etc. ( Doesn’t that mean the wedding is a total write-off?) Phil micromanaged every detail of the event. He butted into everyone’s work to interview them – about the flowers, lighting, music, decor, food, etc – it was like a giant commercial. And he wasn’t charming about it. ”
“Phil made comments about all the wedding details but ne never complimented or thanked anyone or acknowledged their work in a nice way.”
“And during the wedding festivities Phil was a big HAM and repeatedly stood up and made corny speeches.” Said our snitch. “His manners are brusque – during the reheasal dinner at Republic he impatiently ”dismissed” hovering waiters. And he doesn’t watch HIS diet – he requested bowls of mac and cheese on the table. The surprised wedding guests all had to surrender their cameras at the reception at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Is Phil selling the photos?
The parting gift for guests was not from Tiffany’s – it was a little set of measuring spoons with each inscribed with corny things like “a pinch of love.”
One more reason for Oprah NOT to show up!

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