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MADONNA: FORGET ABOUT THE GRAMMYS

When Madonna posts a photo of herself on social media, you just KNOW there’s a very specific reason. It’s not impulsive. We’re analyzing this recent pic to figure out what she’s thinking. First of all, it LOOKS like she’s not wearing makeup – and looks darn good. Also she wants you to note that the injection induced “facial swelling” that caused an uproar at the Grammys and had her griping about misogyny and ageism, is gone. We’re not sure about the shaggy red hair – is it real or a wig? Only time will tell…

Photo: Instagram

By Janet / June 14, 2023

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DONALD TRUMP STOCKED UP ON FACE BRONZER

More problems for Donald Trump – his beloved face bronzer was discontinued! According to an insider, Donald has been using the same Clinique Face Bronzer For Men for decades, but the company decided to stop making it. Donald wasn’t about to risk losing his signature orange glow, so he purchased cases of the product and now it’s all in a climate controlled storage facility. Although the company may reintroduce the bronzer with an updated formulation, Donald played it safe and spent thousands to ensure he’d have a lifetime supply of the original product – just in case the new formulation didn’t provide him the same sun-kissed results.

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By Janet / April 11, 2023

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SYLVESTER STALLONE: HOW DID HE DO IT?

Women in Hollywood have been tormented for their surgically enhanced looks for years, so anytime we can poke fun at a Hollywood guy- we do- just to even the playing field. The Daily Mail published these two photos of Sylvester Stallone. The pic on the left shows a youthful looking Sly promoting his new Tulsa King series on Australian TV just a few days ago – his skin looks remarkably smooth and youthful. The photo on the right is from a few years back and Sly looks natural and somewhat older. Did Stallone have some cosmetic procedure? Or is it photoshopping- or just good lighting? JCH wants to know…

Photos: Daily Mail

By Janet / November 15, 2022

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IGGY AZALEA IS READY FOR HER COMEBACK

Last year Iggy Azalea announced she was taking a break from performing because she was surrounded by “negative energy.” Boyfriend problems? Obviously she had a change of heart because she hopped onstage during Pitbull’s performance this week in Toronto and sang all her best songs. Turns out, she will be appearing with Pitbull during the rest of his US tour. But something is very DIFFERENT about Iggy now – to be specific- her LOOKS. Gone is the sweet face and innocent blonde curls- Iggy could now pass for a Kardashian! Did she take time off to do something to her face?

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

By Janet / August 15, 2022

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POST MALONE SAYS HE HAS A FACE FOR RADIO

Post Malone’s face tattoos are the subject of many conversations – he recently added a buzzsaw to his cheek. Mark Wahlberg has tried to warn him that he will regret them by the time he hits 40. Mark said “Every kid says ‘they all have meaning and I’ll keep them forever’ but they change their minds.” Wahlberg had many of his own painfully lazered off. Post insists that they make him more interesting to look at. He admits he lacks self confidence and jokes “I have a face for radio.” Photoshop expert Mitchell Wiggs created these photos of Post Malone with and without tattoos, and tamed his hair a bit. Malone’s face actually looks quite nice without the tats, but one of his friends said he looks like a real estate agent.

Photo: YouTube/Mitchell Wiggs

By Janet / May 16, 2022

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TOM HARDY NEVER GIVES US ENOUGH FACE

Okay, we have to admit we are STARVED for photos of Tom Hardy without a beard. In his recent movies he’s always had his face covered with ugly masks or whatever – why hire a good-looking actor to play such a role? Tom is currently promoting his Venom movie in which he turns into another monster. The only time we could REALLY enjoy looking at him was when he played the Kray twins in Legend…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

By Janet / September 21, 2018

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NICK CANNON DISGUISED AS A WHITE PERSON – SO WHAT?

Ya gotta love Nick Cannon painted up to look like a white person. (Love the outfit!) It goes along with his new album White People Party Music, which we are dying to hear. Some people whine that it’s racist to do “white face” like Nick did but how can you not find it hilarious? Remember the Wayans brothers in White Chicks? It was a funny idea, but the script didn’t live up to expectations. Nick got some “racist” complaints about this picture. Wouldn’t it be nice if we could all loosen up and imitate other races for fun and not be called “racist?”

By Janet / March 24, 2014

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KANYE IS TELLING KIM WHAT TO DO WITH HER FACE

Something is VERY different about Kim Kardashian since she came under the spell of Kanye West. Her face is not the same. Kim used to enjoy paparazzi attention – she’d stop and pose and joke with them. In all the photographs we’ve seen of Kim for the past few months she has exactly the same expressionless look – not unpleasant, not pleasant, just neutral and disinterested. (Like a Stepford wife?) When Kanye started having fights with paparazzi he decided if Kim ignored them they might lose interest. He instructed her to stop acknowledging them and never smile or pose. So THIS is her new public look.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

By Janet / November 25, 2013

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IS TAYLOR SWIFT “THE PERFECT WOMAN” AND SHE DOESN’T KNOW IT?

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Marie Claire in Australia created “The Perfect Woman” by patching together what the magazine thinks are the best facial features of various celebrities. Usually these celebrity “Frankensteins “ look distorted and creepy, but this one actually IS a beauty. However, despite all the celebrity contributions, the resulting face eerily resembles Taylor Swift – even though only the hair is actually HERS. Do men’s magazines ever do this kind of thing to create “The Perfect Man?”

By Janet / March 12, 2012

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CHER HAS NO IDEA SHE WAS BEING PHOTOGRAPHED

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She must have figured no one would recognize her when Cher got into the passenger seat of a black Bentley while wearing some kind of industrial strength facial masque. She was spotted by an observant paparazzi being driven on Pacific Coast Highway – perhaps on her way home. We can just imagine her screams when she sees these photos!

By Janet / August 22, 2011

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