RIHANNA, THESE FAKE BOYFRIENDS AREN'T FOOLING US!

Filed Under: Andrew Bynum > Boyfriend > Chris Brown > Crimes and Misdemeaners > Fake! > Rihanna

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It's painfully obvious that Rihanna is trying to pull a fast one on the press with all these fake “romances” that seem to be set up by her own people. First, she was linked with an ex boyfriend in Barbados, Negus Sealy, and that didn’t pan out. The she ran into basketball player Andrew Bynum in a restaurant, introduced herself, and insisted on being photographed with him. Rumors of a romance were rampant until he admitted he was flattered, but barely knew her. Most recently she was linked to rapper Aubrey “Drake” Graham, and that rumor proved to be false too. Chris Brown’s lawyer is currently plea bargaining with the prosecutor and hoping to avoid jail time for Chris’s beating of Rihanna in February. Rihanna wants it to look like she’s moved on and started dating other guys, when actually she is secretly still in love with Chris. We predict they will be back together as soon as Chris’ case is finalized.

RIHANNA PULLED A FAST ONE WITH ANDREW BYNUM

Filed Under: Andrew Bynum > Fake! > Rihanna

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Rihanna is up to SOMETHING. We just heard the real story of what happened that night when she was supposedly out with Laker Andrew Bynum. According to Bynum, he was eating dinner with his family (parents) at Mastro’s Steakhouse and Rihanna and her companions were seated at a nearby table. Rihanna came over and introduced herself to Andrew and asked if she could have a photo with him. Andrew was flattered and happily complied. They left around the same time, and paparazzi outside got all riled up, assuming they had dinner TOGETHER. Rihanna didn’t deny it. Naturally rumors that they were on a date buzzed all over town. Afterward Bynum wondered if she had USED him in some way or it was a coincidence. We think Rihanna WANTED the press to think she was on a date with Bynum.

JENNIFER LOPEZ ISN'T AS PERFECT AS WE THOUGHT

Filed Under: Fake! > Hair! > Jennifer Lopez

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Ever since Star wrote about Jennifer Lopez having an entire room devoted to her wig collection (just like Cher,) we’ve been looking more closely at her photos to figure out which hairstyles are wigs. The long wavy hair with bangs look that we’ve seen so often lately is obviously not her real hair. She really had us fooled.

PHIL SPECTOR SURRENDERED HIS CROWNING GLORY

Filed Under: Crimes and Misdemeaners > Fake! > Hair! > Jail > Phil Spector

Phil Spector suffered the ultimate humiliation when he was checked into the Twin Towers prison in LA – his wig was confiscated. Spector seems to have been wearing wigs for much of his life and is never seen without one. He nonchalantly even chose to wear several different styles and colors to his two trials. It wasn’t until Lyle Menendez was forced to give up his wig that we realized that hairpieces were considered contraband in prison. We wonder if the wig will be returned to him so he can wear it to court for his sentencing. Come to think of it…those TEETH look rather fake too.

KATHY GRIFFIN HAS PARIS WRAPPED AROUND HER LITTLE FINGER

Filed Under: Fake! > Friends > Kathy Griffin > Paris Hilton

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Why is Paris Hilton hanging out with Kathy Griffin? Two possible reasons: Kathy is filming her reality show and Paris wants some screen time. OR, Paris is tired of Kathy badmouthing her in her act, and figures if she makes friends with her like she did Perez Hilton, the wisecracks will stop. Note to Paris- Kathy is no Perez Hilton.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? NO FAKE SMILES!

Filed Under: Fake! > Heidi Montag > Money > Paparazzi > Spencer Pratt

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Why does Hollywood’s most overexposed couple look so GLUM in this photo? Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did some actual shopping in Gelson’s in Pacific Palisades – without benefit of hair and makeup and stylists like their set-up photo ops. There was no cutesy pie smooching or whispering or giggling – they walked around the store like robots who barely knew each other. When they noticed a freelance paparazzi shooting them – and is WASN’T their personal photog- they were NOT happy. They had the manager help them out to their car and not-so-chivalrous Spencer let Heidi push the cart. They were both annoyed because they won’t get paid for THIS set of photos. That’s why we posted this!

JENNIFER ANISTON AND BRAD PITT DID NOT HAVE DINNER IN TORONTO

Filed Under: Brad Pitt > Fake! > Jennifer Aniston > Toronto Film Festival

Don’t believe those unsubstantiated “rumors” that Jennifer Aniston had a secret dinner with Brad Pitt in Toronto, where they are both in the same town for the film festival. Jennifer’s people go to great lengths to make sure she doesn’t accidentally bump into anyone who might create an awkward situation for her. Desperate magazines love to make up stories like this because they sell copies and are not litigious. Websites mindlessly repeat them for the SAME reasons. The fact is, Jennifer and Brad have NOT been in touch since their divorce. Period.

LEAVE JENNIFER ANISTON ALONE!

Filed Under: Beautification > Fake! > Jennifer Aniston > Plastic Surgery > Weddings

It’s amazing the insults that Jennifer Aniston has to endure. Entertainment magazines have absurdly claimed that she was “making wedding plans” with EVERY guy she’s dated since divorcing Brad Pitt – the latest “future husband” being John Mayer. As if that isn’t embarrassing enough, now the mags are saying she’s anxious about her upcoming fortieth birthday so she had her lips enhanced. The so-called lip enlargement is illustrated with these photos. Clearly, she simply is holding her mouth differently in the two photos and her lips look exactly the same. Give her a break.

PARIS HILTON IS HOPING YOU WILL BUY YET ANOTHER FRIVOLOUS ITEM

Filed Under: Fake! > Hair! > Paris Hilton

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We love the idea of Paris Hilton coming out with a line of headbands with hair attached. Here she is in Italy promoting the product called “Bandit.” ANYONE can have a flip, instantly! The one she’s wearing actually matches and looks real – we wonder if that’s what the actual product looks like. Next she can expand the line to include baseball caps, knitted hats, berets, fedoras, and yarmulkes – all with hair attached.

PARIS HILTON WANTS US TO THINK SHE HAS A BIG HEART

Filed Under: Fake! > Kids > Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton wants you to like and respect her so she posed with these kids in an orphanage in South Africa. She’s there on tour with her boyfriend Benji Madden’s band Good Charlotte. Does ANYBODY think this is more than just a photo op? She’s USING these kids. Supposedly Paris signed autographs for them. Is that the best she can do? Brad and Angelina gave 8 million dollars to charity last year – without the photo ops.

HALLE BERRY: NOTHING TO HIDE

Filed Under: Fake! > Halle Berry > Tabloids

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Tabloids, please take note! Stop the insanity – Halle Berry is NOT pregnant! Check out her super-flat stomach in this photo- and it was taken AFTER she ate! She and a girlfriend had lunch at Cafe Med Monday and Halle wore a body hugging outfit that showed off her trim midsection.

PRESUMED GUILTY

Filed Under: Fake! > Harry Morton > Lindsay Lohan > Stavros Niarchos

An acquaintance of theirs just told us that that Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton didn’t really break up at all – they PRETENDED TO so they could get more attention from the press! Who knows what to believe any more? Everyone was feeling sorry for Lindsay and she dragged Stavros Niarchos around town to help her “get over” Harry. Actually it looks like she and Harry are masters at drumming publicity for themselves . This week the pair turned up at perhaps the most photographed restaurant in the world = The Ivy = and pretended to be “working things out” while flashbulbs popped. Give us a break.

MORE THAN A PASSING ACQUAINTANCE WITH A TREADMILL

Filed Under: David Spade > Fake! > Heather Locklear

Sometimes we can’t RESIST correcting misdemeanors. The September 18 issue of a popular celebrity weekly claimed that Heather Locklear bought David Spade a gym membership at Sports Club LA in Beverly Hills. The story went on to detail that “David is putting himself through hell to get in shape for his girlfriend Heather” and that he “had hardly ever seen the inside of a gym until she bought him the membership. ” Beside the fact that David and Heather had split up long before he was seen at the gym “dripping in sweat for Heather,” David has been working out in various local gyms for YEARS. Since the Sports Club LA opened last year he’s been seen there nearly EVERY DAY on the treadmill – sometimes watching the E! channel. He worked out (and flirted with girls in the gym) long before he dated Heather and he still does. Where DO they get those stories?

PUBLICITY SCHEME

Filed Under: Fake! > Lindsay Lohan

Hey, Lindsay Lohan! Just wanted you to know that you’re not fooling US! Insiders are saying the Lohan “jewelry heist” was a big fat publicity stunt set up by the publicity hungry actress. Apparently she can’t get enough attention and made a deal with photographers to be present when she “discovered” her bag of jewelry was missing at the airport. Do you REALLY believe that Lindsay HAS a million dollars worth of jewelry – and if she did, would she really schlep it to the airport? Come ON. Apparently Lindsay set up so many bikini shots this summer that the photo market was overloaded and her stock went down. Don’t tell us you BELIEVED her story that a PAPARAZZO found the big orange bag! Trust us, Lindsay learned a few things from Paris Hilton – every time she leaves the house she alerts photogs. These so called intrusive paparazzo shots are set ups! And we suspect it goes a step further – that the photographers have to split the profits with Lindsay!

AND HARRY PULLS A FAST ONE

Filed Under: Fake! > Harry Morton > Lindsay Lohan

And here’s another example of a fake photo set up.. We hear Harry Morton and Lindsay share an equal passion for publicity. We’re told he WAITED OUTSIDE Cartier for photographers to arrive before he commenced with his fabricated ring shopping. The phoney story went everywhere, just as Lindsay and Harry hoped it would. Seeing is not always believing in Hollywood.

FAKEST COVER STORY OF THE WEEK

Filed Under: Fake!

In Touch wins by a landslide with “Richie Dumps Denise.” Not only did he NOT make this “shocking decision” after a meeting with Heather, but he and Denise have had plans to hook up all along during his European tour and they might be together reading this and laughing right now!