Fertilization

KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND LAMAR ODOM: SECRETLY PREGNANT WITH TWINS?

According to MediaTakeOut, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are expecting twins, thanks to fertilization treatments. The source says Lamar bragged to his family and SOMEONE leaked the top secret info. The source feels they wanted to keep it a secret so it wouldn’t overshadow Kim’s absurdly overpublicized upcoming marriage, so they planned to withhold the info for two months. We’re skeptical, because if Lamar REALLY wanted to keep it a secret, he wouldn’t tell his chatty relatives. Or maybe he WANTED the news to leak out…The source insists they will deny the truth until after the wedding. We shall wait and watch Khloe’s tummy.

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ONE OF NEIL PATRICK HARRIS’ TWINS WILL BE A LITTLE DOOGIE

It’s a tribute to modern science that two gay men can hire one surrogate to give birth to fraternal twins – one fathered by each man! We were astonished to hear that the “How I Met Your Mother” star Neil Patrick Harris ,37, and his partner David Burtka’s surrogate mother gave birth on October 12 to a boy named Gideon and a girl named Harper. Each man donated sperm that fertilized an egg and both fertile eggs were implanted in their hired surrogate and thrived. No doubt they are watching the babies grow and excitedly trying to figure out who is responsible for who.

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CELINE DION’S BABY (HOPEFULLY A GIRL) IS DUE IN NINE MONTHS

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When word got out that Celine Dion, 41, was pregnant from an in vitro fertilization procedure, her doctor said she was “very, very early” into her pregnancy. Celine had an embryo implanted that she had frozen eight years ago when attempting to get pregnant with her son Rene-Charles. This week the New York Post revealed that Celine’s spokesperson Muriel Blondeau disclosed that Celine is due to give birth next MAY. That’s over NINE MONTHS from now. The doc wasn’t kidding when he said she just got the good news. Judging by her son’s hair, we’re guessing Celine is hoping for a daughter.

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OCTOMOM IS ALREADY COLLECTING TAXPAYER'S MONEY

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The octuplet story just keeps getting more sordid, because the tormented American taxpayers are footing much of the bill. Not only has Octomom Nadya Suleman been receiving almost $500 a month in food stamps, but according to the LA Times, she collects federal benefits for three disabled children, from her previous six. And her Kaiser Medical Center has asked California’s health plan for the poor to pay her monumental hospital bills! To no one’s surprise, Nadya’s fertility doctor turned out to be a shady character. Besides his insane fertilization of Nadya, Dr Michael Kamrava has been accused by former employees of engaging in “systematic insurance and tax fraud.” He requires patients to pay in CASH, “which was never entered into the computer or deposited in a bank.” Note to President Obama: Let’s take a long hard look at disability payments in general.

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THE OCTUPLET MOM IS NEGOTIATING MONEY DEALS

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The “miracle birth” of octuplets has officially gone sour. Nadya Suleman’s eight babies were regarded with awe when the births were first announced, but the story of her private life has turned the public against her. The public was horrified to learn that this woman already had six children (including one autistic son) thanks to fertilization. They were further appalled to learn that Nadya reportedly worked at a fertilization clinic and chose to risk the health of her babies by refusing selective reduction. The legal and ethic ramifications for the doctors involved are staggering and what must the reluctant sperm donor, identified as David Solomon, be thinking? The premature babies are expected to rack up two million dollars in hospital bills before they are released, and millions later to treat expected health problems and possible handicaps. Since Nadia, 33, is a professional student, she lives with her parents – that’s three adults and 14 children in a three bedroom house. So Nadya is trying to drum up money by selling her story – so far Oprah and Diane Sawyer are eager to interview her. Will diaper companies donate the thousand diapers a month needed for these babies? Americans seem to have turned on this woman and assume she’s out of her mind. But we do have a twisted fascination for the details, so she probably will make a lot of money with those babies.

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