Gastric Bypass

ARETHA FRANKLIN’S HEALTH IS STILL A MYSTERY- AND SHE’S NOT TALKING

Secretive celebrity Aretha Franklin admits she’s gained 40 pounds in the past few months but her health is still a giant mystery. Nearly two years ago she had surgery and would never reveal what it was for. (We speculated gastric bypass.) At the time, relatives of her whispered that she had pancreatic cancer. Aretha denied that she had cancer, but STILL would not talk about her surgery. During the months that followed she cancelled concerts and lost at least 85 pounds. We feared the worst. But suddenly she seemed to snap out of her health problems and got back to work, looking healthier than ever. Now people are saying that she may NOT have had cancer, but actually had complications from her gastric surgery from which she has recovered. But she seems to be stretching her stomach again because she has packed on 40 of the pounds she lost. If Aretha DID have nothing worse than gastric surgery, we wish she would admit it so her fans can stop worrying about her. And she might get more job offers too!

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CARNIE WILSON NEVER GIVES UP

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Carnie Wilson had gastric bypass in 1999 and she’s STILL battling to control her weight. Before she got pregnant with this, her second child, Carnie lost fifty pounds. Her cravings for cheese and bagels brought her weight up again. Carnie and her husband musician Rob Bonfiglio have a four year old daughter Lola, and the upcoming baby is already named Luciana. Above, she really looks happy on this shopping trip to Gelson’s.

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JASON DAVIS IS TIRED OF BEING CHUBBY

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The secret is out. Brandon Davis’s portly brother Jason Davis has lost around 60 pounds and he’s aiming to lose 140. Jason quietly had gastric bypass surgery at Century City Hospital awhile back (that explains his mystery hospitalization.) According to a friend, things are looking up for him already. Since he started losing weight he has acquired a boyfriend – described as “a club kid who works for a teen magazine,” and he couldn’t be happier.

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STAR JONES- LAWYER, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!

starcutjones.jpgStar Jones seems to be wallowing in praise since she “came out” and admitted she had gastric bypass surgery in 2003, ignoring the fact that everyone already knew about it and had labeled her a liar. Star claimed she didn’t want to mention the surgery because she didn’t want other people risking their lives to emulate her. REALLY. Lawyer talk. Actually, as the weight rolled off, she enjoyed bragging about her “years of hard work” and her “commitment” – her rigorous exercise programs and strict eating habits. She loved feeling superior to us as she boasted about her swimming and tennis lessons, pilates, and long daily walks. She laid it on thick and made herself appear to be a shining example of self discipline. She sold a lot of books and got tons of publicity. NOW she admits she is a liar. Too late, Star. You lost your credibility a long time ago.

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