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HONEY BOO BOO: A DOLLAR STILL MAKES HER HOLLER

While we were busy thinking about Covid and other things…Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson) grew up – a whole lot! She’s 15 now and in the 8th grade.(?) She is also either 4’4” or 4’11” tall – depending who you ask. Her mother June Shannon admits she blew all her TV money on drugs during the past year and recently got out of rehab. Just in time, the family is reuniting for yet another series: Mama June: Road to Redemption. In preparation for the new series, Alana has been investigating long nails and “stripper lashes” as you can see above.

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MAMA JUNE’S DIET SECRET: CRACK COCAINE

Does Mama June Shannon know how lucky she was to land TWO reality shows? Here comes Honey Boo Boo was canceled by TLC in 2014 when it turned out June was dating a child molester. Incredibly, June was able to land another show, From Not to Hot, documenting her 200 pound weight loss and cosmetic surgeries. To no one’s surprise, the pounds started creeping back, and June turned to smoking crack with her latest criminal boyfriend. Will her Alabama bust incite WEtv to cancel her new show? Or will they just give her a NEW series documenting her adventures in rehab…

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HONEY BOO BOO AND THE CURSE OF CARRY-OUT

Wouldn’t you think that Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson might be influenced by the fact that her mother Mama June lost 300 pounds over the last few years? Granted, June had gastric bypass surgery, but she DID have to stick to a reasonable diet. Child beauty pageant contestant Honey Boo Boo was a hit on TV with her own series in 2012 when she was 6. But she’s 12 now and destined to be bigger than her mother if she doesn’t lay off the burgers. June and Alana are in New York promoting June’s series “From Not to Hot.”

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HONEY BOO BOO HAS A RED CARPET MOMENT

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Who knew that they had red carpet events in Marietta, Georgia? Honey Boo Boo and her family were given the red carpet treatment at the grand opening of a local restaurant called Benzino’s Crab Trap. Despite their show being cancelled, they are still the most famous celebrities in town and caused quite a stir. Sugar Bear was heard telling someone he’s looking for a job as a truck driver. After the photo op, they all dug into plates full of crab legs.

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MAMA JUNE: ANOTHER BOYFRIEND ARRESTED ON “TO CATCH A PREDATOR”

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The Honey Boo BooMama June scandal just got sleazier. June did a multi-part interview with ET in which she continued to deny that she is dating child molester Mark McDaniel, despite photos to the contrary. It gets worse. June says that her daughter Pumpkin was raised believing that McDaniel was her biological father because he was the only man around until she was six. June admitted that Pumpkin’s biological father is actually the SAME man who fathered her older daughter Jessica. And get this – he TOO is a convicted sex offender! He was caught during a televised sting on To Catch a Predator in 2005!

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HONEY BOO BOO IS BOO HOOING

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Poor Honey Boo Boo. She’s uncharacteristically downcast on the set of her reality show – perhaps because her parents are separated. Mama June forced Sugar Bear to move out when she caught him trolling dating sites online. That’s how THEY met! She’s only 9, but it appears Boo Boo’s beauty contest days are over, so she’s lucky to have that TV show. Since she’s not genetically gifted, hopefully she’ll use the money to go to college…

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HONEY BOO BOO HAD A BIG DRESS AT HER MAMA JUNE’S WEDDING

This is how Honey Boo Boo looked at her mother June’s wedding last weekend. She was an important part of the wedding party in her ruffled dress. After some sweet treats, the ruffles disappeared and it looks like she was hosed down.

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HONEY BOO BOO’S MOTHER JUNE ROLLS OUT THE RED CARPET GLAMOUR

Honey Boo Boo’s mother June Shannon has started attending red carpet events and she had quite a makeover before her recent appearance at the GLAAD Awards in New York. Updated hair and makeup reveal her glamorous aspirations. She now claims to have lost 112 pounds “without trying” during the past year and we still raise an eyebrow in doubt. Her chin is obviously not keeping up with this astonishing but not-so-apparent weight loss.

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HONEY BOO BOO’S UNCLE POODLE IS NOT A REDNECK GAY ROLE MODEL

Honey Boo Boo made her gay uncle Marvin Lee Thompson, 29, famous overnight because she dubbed him “Uncle Poodle.” Alana “Honey Boo Boo” has always been surrounded by gays in the beauty pageant business and she affectionately calls them “Poodles.” Lee is the younger brother of Alana’s dad “Sugar Bear” and surprisingly, he has a rap sheet to match his redneck family! Leave it to The Enquirer to dig up FIVE mug shots of Uncle Poodle from various crimes like credit card fraud, theft, and driving offenses. Uncle Poodle may be somewhat better groomed than his redneck family, but he has the same bad habits.

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