AMY WINEHOUSE COULDN’T LOOK HAPPIER

Filed Under: Amy Winehouse > Implants

Photo Credit: Splash News

Amy Winehouse is popping out – from her top and for the evening. She looks hugely pleased with her new implants – now that she’s too voluptuous for her clothes, she might consider buying a new wardrobe. She’s pictured here going out for a night in Camden on a double date with her attractive friend Tyler James and another couple. If she ever REALLY gets her act together – we bet Pedro Almodovar would love to cast her in a movie.

CALORIE CONSCIOUS BETHANY FRANKEL: HOW MUCH DO THOSE IMPLANTS WEIGH?

Filed Under: Bethany Frankel > Implants > The Real Housewives of New York City

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

All this time we thought “Real Housewives of New York” star Bethany Frankel had a rockin’ body, but apparently we never saw her in a low cut dress. Yikes. Those cockeyed implants are very distracting. Bethany is promoting her low calorie “Skinny Girl Margarita” at the Montauk Yacht Club. Maybe she went to the same plastic surgeon as Tori Spelling.

WHAT HAS CHYNA DOLL DONE TO HERSELF?

Filed Under: Celebrity Rehab > Chyna Doll > Implants > The Wrestler

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Former Celebrity Rehab patient Chyna Doll (Joanie Laurer) looks different than she did on the show last season and we can’t figure out exactly why. Her face actually looks more normal than usual. Did she get bigger implants? Or did she lose weight, thus making the large implants she had, look even more inflated? We hope she hasn’t acquired an addiction to silicone. She’s showing off her new look, appropriately, at the premier of “The Wrestler.” And it was NOT a costume party.

LATOYA JACKSON HAS DOLLY PARTON'S BODY

Filed Under: Implants > LaToya Jackson > Shopping

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We can’t remember the last time we saw LaToya Jackson NOT wearing that straw hat. She won’t leave home without it. She was photographed shopping on Rodeo Drive yesterday and, judging by her voluptuous shape, she has been back at the plastic surgeons office expanding her implants. Clothes shopping for a body like this requires infinite patience and motivation – especially on Rodeo Drive, where size 0 rules.

INTRODUCING THE NEW IMPROVED AUDRINA PATRIDGE

Filed Under: Audrina Patridge > Implants

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

We were astonished to see the change in Audrina Patridge’s measurements in the last few months. She’s WAY more voluptuous than she appeared just last spring. The photo below was taken several months back when Audrina made an appearance at a Chicago club and hung out in the DJ booth.

DAVE NAVARRO AND HIS VOLUPTUOUS DATE

Filed Under: Dave Navarro > Implants

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

Here’s Dave Navarro at Koi with the same pretty blonde date that he’s been seen with before. There’s only one thing that bothers us about this photo – her glaring implants. Whey do perfectly attractive women in Hollywood feel compelled to have surgical augmentation – are guys in this town really THAT hard to get?