In The Closet

RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN AND RUPERT EVERETT ADVISE ACTORS: STAY IN THE CLOSET!

Richard Chamberlain agrees with us – and with Rupert Everett – that leading male actors in Hollywood (or anywhere else) should NOT come out as gay. Chamberlain came out at the age of 69 when he was too old for romantic roles and he advises younger actors to keep quiet about their sexual preference. Rupert Everett regrets coming out at the age of 30 because leading roles dried up and now he spends much of his time writing. Chamberlain made a point when he told The Advocate Look what happened with Prop 8 – don’t pretend we’re suddenly accepted.” Let’s face it – would Rob Pattinson have all those fans drooling over him if he were openly gay?

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LEONARDO DICAPRIO SHOULD SNAP UP THIS JUICY ROLE AS J EDGAR HOOVER

We’ve long been fascinated by the first FBI Director J Edgar Hoover (from 1935 to his death in 1972) and all the stories about his secret gay proclivities and alleged cross-dressing. Clint Eastwood is intrigued too, and he’s set to direct a biography of Hoover prominently featuring his associate and supposed “lover” Clyde Tolson. The men were inseparable partners but at the time no one DARED question the intimidating Hoover (above right) about his sexual preference. A socialite reported seeing Hoover at a gay orgy dressed in a flouncy black dress, stockings, high heels, and a wig. Another acquaintance thought Hoover was “so straight-laced” that he couldn’t have a normal romantic relationship. Who better to play this many-sided character than Leonardo DiCaprio? Eastwood wants Leo, and he wants Joaquin Phoenix to play Clyde Tolson.

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This well-known and very established designer is coy about his sexual preference, but he really lets loose when he picks up street hustlers. He’s got a lot of money and loves to get the boys excited by throwing handfuls of bills on the bed. He gets very turned on by rolling around and having sex with his rentboy on the money. When the encounter is over, the boy peels the bills off their sticky bodies and usually goes home happy with at least $500 in his pocket.

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This rich and famous Las Vegas entertainer is adored by millions of women but he only has eyes for men – particularly men with big, beautiful feet! He is obsessed with male feet! Our guy often hires the services of rentboys, and not only does he require a handsome face and physique, but perfect feet also. He likes to kiss and cuddle young men’s feet, and he coos and treats them like little babies!

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MOVIE STAR SEEN AT GAY RISQUE CLUB

This famous lesbian movie star is successful and very popular but she’s afraid to come out of the closet. She has too many conservative fans and bosses who have no idea she’s gay. She quietly lives with her girlfriend but once in awhile she can’t resist hitting the lesbian clubs. Recently she was seen at a once-a-month after hours adult club for women where anything goes. And it did. Her highly recognizable face was the TALK of the femmes.

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CRUISING CRAIGS LIST FOR GAY SEX

We thought this much-loved actor had put his predilections behind him but he seems to have relapsed. Although he’s now happily married, he’s been cruising Craig’s List for gay sex. A guy who placed an ad for anonymous sex was surprised when this actor turned up looking high as a kite and thrashed. He explained he’d been partying for a week and “didn’t do this very often” but did not identify himself. Even with his facial hair and messed up looks he was easy to recognize. Let’s hope he gets a grip before he goes off the deep end again.

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