HOLD ON! IS THIS KESHA – OR JESSICA SIMPSON?

It would be no big deal if this WERE Kesha because she’s known for her “perplexing” outfits. But it happens to be Jessica Simpson and SHE runs a billion dollar fashion company, so we have higher expectations! What possessed her! Jessica is blessed with so much natural beauty, but her too-tight outfit makes her look like – dare we say – a floozie! And those Kesha style sunglasses are just plain silly. Would YOU buy clothes from her?

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Posted by Janet on August 8, 2017

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JESSICA SIMPSON WANTS TO BE NOTICED AND SHE GETS HER WISH

Jessica Simpson wears an impressive pair of flares as she makes a shopping trip to Barney's in New York

When is the last time you saw Jessica Simpson dressed like this in the daytime? NEVER!! She’s decked out for a visit to Barneys New York. Now that she’s a successful designer/businesswoman, Jessica wants to look like one. The only drawback to this attention-getting outfit is that it will be a challenge for her to be subtle while she examines Barneys fashions for inspiration for her collection of lower priced clothing. Those flare-bottom pants will not soon be forgotten. Nor will the patchwork fake fur chubby.

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Posted by Janet on October 24, 2016

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WHAT HAPPENED TO JESSICA SIMPSON?

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She’s only 35, but Jessica Simpson was caught at the airport dressed like a “Golden Girl.” Her frumpy striped dress is loose and baggy and better suited as a pool cover-up. And that HAIR! Those long ropey extensions look just plain tired- -it’s time for an update. She’s had that same hairstyle for YEARS. Keep in mind, Jessica is not only beautiful but she runs a billion dollar fashion empire. She should dress accordingly and be an inspiration to her young customers. Hopefully, this frock is not from her own collection.

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Posted by Janet on September 13, 2015

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Filed Under: Fashion > Jessica Simpson > What Not to Wear

JOE SIMPSON GAVE HIMSELF A MAKEOVER

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Now that he’s single and ready to mingle, Joe Simpson seems to have lost a lot of weight and spiffed up his wardrobe. In fact, he’s almost unrecognizable. He still manages his daughters Jessica and Ashlee’s careers plus a few singers and male and female models. Last night he had dinner at Giorgio Baldi with a pretty young woman who might be a new client.

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Posted by Janet on January 29, 2015

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YOU’D NEVER GUESS JESSICA SIMPSON WAS THE HEAD OF A BILLION DOLLAR FASHION CONGLOMERATE

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We never thought we’d encounter a plaid we didn’t like, but – here it is. Jessica Simpson left a business meeting in a New York office building dressed like THIS. (Doesn’t she look around at other women on the street?) Her skirt is WAY too short, and paired with 7 inch heels, looks tired. And absurdly impractical. Just because you have great legs doesn’t mean you have to show them all the time! Jessica’s shapeless and boxy top doesn’t give us any confidence in her design talent, either. Everyone makes mistakes…

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Posted by Janet on September 24, 2014

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JESSICA SIMPSON IS GETTING HER KIDS ACCUSTOMED TO THE PAPARAZZI

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Jessica Simpson has no qualms about showing off her kids – they both happen to be adorable. She and little Ace created quite a stir at The Grove. (Ace and his sister Maxwell both inherited Jessica’s chin dimple. Michael Jackson had one created by his plastic surgeon.) As Jessica and Ace were leaving, they were besieged by fans and photographers, but she totally kept her cool,and Ace did too.

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Posted by Janet on September 21, 2014

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JESSICA AND MAXWELL SIMPSON: TWO OF A KIND

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Nobody wanted to pay for Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross’s wedding photos, but this pic that sister Jessica posted on Instagram is a winner. Jessica and her lookalike two year old Maxwell, who was flower girl at the ceremony, are both wearing white fluffy dresses and the resemblance is startling. Lucky Maxwell got her mother’s looks and it appears that her little brother Ace, 1, also resembles the Simpson side of the family.

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Posted by Janet on September 15, 2014

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Filed Under: Ashlee Simpson > Evan Ross > Jessica Simpson > Maxwell > Weddings

JOE “I’M NOT GAY” SIMPSON AND HIS YOUNG CLIENT

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Jessica Simpson’s father Joe tried to be discreet at his daughter’s wedding. Joe’s special friend, model Jonathan Keith, was with him at the San Ysidro Ranch pool and as soon as they spotted paparazzi the guys stayed far apart. Joe and twentysomething Keith have also been seen frolicking on the beach together in Miami and people jumped to conclusions, but Joe insists that Jonathan is nothing more than his “client.”

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Posted by Janet on July 6, 2014

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Filed Under: Jessica Simpson > Joe Simpson > Jonathan Keith > Model > Weddings

HER PARENTS ARE JESSICA SIMPSON’S BIGGEST WEDDING PROBLEM

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It has been suggested that Jessica Simpson warned her father Joe NOT to bring any of his young male companions to her wedding. (Photos surfaced of Joe and a young man on the beach in Miami looking chummy.) The truth is, Joe wouldn’t THINK of doing that and Jessica knows it. But a huge problem remains. Jessica’s mother Tina cannot STAND to be in the same room with her former husband, and Jessica is clearly torn. She’s always been close to her dad AND mother and she wants them both at her wedding. What’s a girl to do?

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Posted by Janet on March 5, 2014

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Filed Under: Jessica Simpson > Joe Simpson > Parents > Wedding Woes

JESSICA SIMPSON: PONCHOS ARE NOT A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND

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This photo is a reminder that Jessica Simpson became a fashion mogul IN SPITE of her own questionable taste, not because of it. Her face looks beautiful but that bulky carpet-inspired poncho doesn’t do a thing for her. And those long straggly 90’s extensions make matters worse.

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Posted by Janet on January 31, 2014

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