JESSICA SIMPSON’S HAIR EXTENSIONS: BIGGER IS NOT BETTER!

No doubt Jessica Simpson is in a good mood because she’s pregnant with her third child and that means she can eat pretty much ANYTHING she wants for a long time! And no guilt! That’s nice, BUT – these HUGE hair extensions are beyond awful – not only fake looking, but sadly out of style- ESPECIALLY in NYC! We realize Jessica is in the business of SELLING these extensions, but it’s hard to imagine anyone running out to buy them when they see this photo!

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Posted by Janet on September 18, 2018

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Filed Under: Bad Fashion > Hair Extensions > Jessica Simpson

WHOOPS! SOMEBODY TELL JESSICA SIMPSON THAT STILETTOS DON’T MAKE YOU LOOK THINNER

Jessica Simpson came thisclose to falling on her face while lurching into a New York restaurant. Climbing up the curb in seven inch stilettos can be a challenge and her friends found it amusing. We’re guessing Jessica wears these ridiculous shoes in the daytime because they make her feel taller and thinner. Why doesn’t she wear shoes from her own Jessica Simpson collection of manageable heels? The ones she’s wearing probably cost fifteen times what the ones she designs cost…

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Posted by Janet on July 31, 2018

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Filed Under: Designer > Jessica Simpson > Stilettos

JESSICA SIMPSON: I’VE GOT A SECRET!

There’s a reason for Jessica Simpson’s little smirk here. She walked out her New York hotel today and a convenient gust of wind took hold of her loose fitting lingerie-dress and – perfect timing – it revealed a pregnant tummy! (Definitely more than a big lunch.) Jessica, 37, already has two cute kids with her husband Eric Johnson – daughter Maxwell, 5, and son Ace, 4. Her lips are sealed- Jessica likes to announce her pregnancies on TV shows like Ellen. She started out as a singer/actress, but her fashion businesses eclipsed her other ventures. Simpson developed a billion dollar fashion empire and her net worth is now 170 million – not bad for someone who once confused tuna for chicken.

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Posted by Janet on April 24, 2018

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Filed Under: Jessica Simpson > Pregnant

HOLD ON! IS THIS KESHA – OR JESSICA SIMPSON?

It would be no big deal if this WERE Kesha because she’s known for her “perplexing” outfits. But it happens to be Jessica Simpson and SHE runs a billion dollar fashion company, so we have higher expectations! What possessed her! Jessica is blessed with so much natural beauty, but her too-tight outfit makes her look like – dare we say – a floozie! And those Kesha style sunglasses are just plain silly. Would YOU buy clothes from her?

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Posted by Janet on August 8, 2017

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JESSICA SIMPSON WANTS TO BE NOTICED AND SHE GETS HER WISH

Jessica Simpson wears an impressive pair of flares as she makes a shopping trip to Barney's in New York

When is the last time you saw Jessica Simpson dressed like this in the daytime? NEVER!! She’s decked out for a visit to Barneys New York. Now that she’s a successful designer/businesswoman, Jessica wants to look like one. The only drawback to this attention-getting outfit is that it will be a challenge for her to be subtle while she examines Barneys fashions for inspiration for her collection of lower priced clothing. Those flare-bottom pants will not soon be forgotten. Nor will the patchwork fake fur chubby.

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Posted by Janet on October 24, 2016

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WHAT HAPPENED TO JESSICA SIMPSON?

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She’s only 35, but Jessica Simpson was caught at the airport dressed like a “Golden Girl.” Her frumpy striped dress is loose and baggy and better suited as a pool cover-up. And that HAIR! Those long ropey extensions look just plain tired- -it’s time for an update. She’s had that same hairstyle for YEARS. Keep in mind, Jessica is not only beautiful but she runs a billion dollar fashion empire. She should dress accordingly and be an inspiration to her young customers. Hopefully, this frock is not from her own collection.

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Posted by Janet on September 13, 2015

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Filed Under: Fashion > Jessica Simpson > What Not to Wear

JOE SIMPSON GAVE HIMSELF A MAKEOVER

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Now that he’s single and ready to mingle, Joe Simpson seems to have lost a lot of weight and spiffed up his wardrobe. In fact, he’s almost unrecognizable. He still manages his daughters Jessica and Ashlee’s careers plus a few singers and male and female models. Last night he had dinner at Giorgio Baldi with a pretty young woman who might be a new client.

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Posted by Janet on January 29, 2015

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YOU’D NEVER GUESS JESSICA SIMPSON WAS THE HEAD OF A BILLION DOLLAR FASHION CONGLOMERATE

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We never thought we’d encounter a plaid we didn’t like, but – here it is. Jessica Simpson left a business meeting in a New York office building dressed like THIS. (Doesn’t she look around at other women on the street?) Her skirt is WAY too short, and paired with 7 inch heels, looks tired. And absurdly impractical. Just because you have great legs doesn’t mean you have to show them all the time! Jessica’s shapeless and boxy top doesn’t give us any confidence in her design talent, either. Everyone makes mistakes…

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Posted by Janet on September 24, 2014

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JESSICA SIMPSON IS GETTING HER KIDS ACCUSTOMED TO THE PAPARAZZI

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Jessica Simpson has no qualms about showing off her kids – they both happen to be adorable. She and little Ace created quite a stir at The Grove. (Ace and his sister Maxwell both inherited Jessica’s chin dimple. Michael Jackson had one created by his plastic surgeon.) As Jessica and Ace were leaving, they were besieged by fans and photographers, but she totally kept her cool,and Ace did too.

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Posted by Janet on September 21, 2014

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JESSICA AND MAXWELL SIMPSON: TWO OF A KIND

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Nobody wanted to pay for Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross’s wedding photos, but this pic that sister Jessica posted on Instagram is a winner. Jessica and her lookalike two year old Maxwell, who was flower girl at the ceremony, are both wearing white fluffy dresses and the resemblance is startling. Lucky Maxwell got her mother’s looks and it appears that her little brother Ace, 1, also resembles the Simpson side of the family.

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Posted by Janet on September 15, 2014

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Filed Under: Ashlee Simpson > Evan Ross > Jessica Simpson > Maxwell > Weddings

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