Jesus Luz

JESUS LUZ HAS A BETTER LIFE, THANKS TO MADONNA

Splitting with Madonna wasn’t the worst thing that could happen to Jesus Luz. Things are looking up on many fronts. First of all Jesus, 24, is in New York getting lots of modeling and DJ jobs, since he became something of a household name. Of course, there are plenty of women who want what Madonna had so his social life is booming. Perhaps best of all, Jesus has learned to enjoy food again – Madonna ran a strict macrobiotic household – and Jesus almost forgot how delicious food can be.

By Janet / December 1, 2010

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JESUS LUZ GETS INTO THE GROOVE IN CANNES, THANKS TO MADONNA

DJ Jesus Luz looks happy as a clam spinning tunes in the VIP room at the Chopard party in Cannes. He had Lindsay Lohan, Kate Beckinsale, Naomi Campbell, Naomi Watts, and Charlotte Casiraghi dancing and tapping their feet. He’s come a long way since he met Madonna.

By Janet / May 18, 2010

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STAND BACK- HERE COMES JESUS!

Not many DJs travel with the fanfare and entourage that Madonna’s boyfriend Jesus Luz does. While Madonna was partying and flirting with Gerard Butler during Oscar week in Los Angeles, Jesus had some jobs playing his music in Lisbon, Portugal. Madonna is smart about getting Jesus plenty of work to keep him busy at least some of the time. We’d love to see Jesus challenge Jersey Shore DJ Pauly D to a competitive spin-off

By Janet / March 9, 2010

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MADONNA AND JESUS ARE HELPING BRAZILIAN CHILDREN LEARN ABOUT KABBALAH

Madonna and the boyfriend she DIDN’T break up with, Jesus Luz, are very cozy in Brazil while she’s getting charity work done. Madonna supports poor children’s charities in Brazil but you can bet Kabbalah is heavily involved. Certainly red strings go along with the financial help. Above, Madonna and Jesus and Mercy are traveling with a big entourage on a sightseeing outing.

By Janet / February 13, 2010

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WHEN MADONNA’S FINISHED WITH HIM, JESUS LUZ WILL BE PERFECT

Always striving for perfection, Madonna is not holding back when it comes to her young sweetheart Jesus Luz. She felt there was room for improvement when it came to Jesus’s smile. She suggested, and paid $7,500 for Jesus to have his teeth straightened. He wears Invisalign braces at night – the same corrective treatment that Tom Cruise used. Fortunately for his modeling career, Jesus’s problems were minor and he didn’t need traditional braces. Madonna’s fussiness is a little surpising since she’s always been proud of her own gap-tooth smile.

By Janet / January 28, 2010

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MADONNA HITS UP MILLIONAIRES TO DONATE TO HER CHILDREN’S CHARITY IN BRAZIL

Hoping the increase the popularity of Kabbalah in Brazil, Madonna flew by helicopter to a fancy island where Rio’s rich and famous reside, to raise money for her planned children’s charity in Brazil. Her flying outfit seems to be inspired by the 1930’s. It’s rumored that she’s already raised ten million dollars for the charity. Later she and Jesus left Brazil on a commercial flight.

By Janet / November 15, 2009

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WHY MADONNA IS FEARFUL ABOUT MEETING THE PARENTS

No WONDER rumors have been circulating that Madonna is nervous about meeting her boyfriend Jesus Luz’s parents. His mother Christiane, a hairdresser, is only 36 – she gave birth to Jesus when she was 13! That makes her fifteen years YOUNGER than Madonna. Not only that, but she looks like a female version of Jesus, only considerably more fierce. This will be a very interesting meeting of the minds.

By Janet / November 9, 2009

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MADONNA WANTS JESUS TO BE AS AMBITIOUS AS SHE IS

Madonna is a tornado of ambition and she wants her boyfriend Jesus Luz to be the same way. (He’s always been entirely too fond of lying on the beach.) She’s been making connections for him to get modeling jobs – but that’s not enough. She also wants him moonlighting as a DJ. It’s rumored that she spent $30,000 on DJ equipment for him this summer and now she’s getting him booked at celebrity parties in New York. If SHE’S at the party, Jesus doesn’t play her music because he says she hears it enough at home.

By Janet / November 4, 2009

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SMOOTH SAILING FOR JESUS AND MADONNA

Just when you start to think Jesus Luz is on his way OUT of Madonna’s inner circle, he pops up looking more entrenched than ever. There were rumors that Madonna was tiring of Jesus, and that she was setting him up with model agencies and jobs to keep him working and out of her hair. Apparently not. She took him on her concert tour of Europe and they were photographed enjoying a boat ride with her kids Mercy and David in Portofino, Italy, looking like a happy family.

By Janet / August 17, 2009

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A TALE OF TWO T-SHIRTS: JESUS LUZ AND SHIA LABEOUF

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Our two favorite t-shirts of the day: Madonna’s boyfriend is certainly Jesus #1 in HER life. (They’re pictured boarding her private plane in Spain.) And Shia LaBeouf is kinda cute in his “Best Dad on Earth” t shirt – is he trying to tell us something?

By Janet / July 27, 2009

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