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HOW DOES LINDSAY LOHAN FEEL ABOUT CHRISTINA AGUILERA’S FRIENDSHIP WITH SAMANTHA RONSON?

We’re surprised that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t busted out of Betty Ford since all those stories about Samantha Ronson and Christina Aguilera started circulating. Lindsay must be outraged to learn that the object of her affection has taken to partying with Christina. Christina insists they are merely friends and not lovers but we wonder who was the first person she called after she got home from the emergency room. (Shortly before she filed for divorce, Christina’s husband Jordan rushed her to the hospital to have her injured mouth stitched up. It sounds like somebody got punched.) Nicole Richie knows the real story – she was in Cabo with Christina and Sam. All these developments must be driving Lindsay MAD while she’s locked up.

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA AND JORDAN BRATMAN: STILL NUDISTS?

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OK, we promise – no more beauty and the beast jokes. It’s just that Christina Aguilera simply keeps getting better looking and we can’t say the same for her husband Jordan Bratman. However, to his credit, he’s always THERE for her and doesn’t mind holding her bag. Do you suppose they still spend their Sundays in the nude now that they have a baby?

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THIS IS THE LUCKY MAN MARRIED TO CHRISTINA AGUILERA

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It’s clear that Christina Aguilera is relishing motherhood and looks better than ever. However, her chubby hubby Jordan Bratman is still holding onto those pounds he gained during her pregnancy. Women take a lot of heat for not getting right back into shape so why not pick on a guy? Jordan has a beautiful, very successful wife who has unlimited opportunities – it’s not a great idea to “let himself go.”

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA AND JORDAN ARE BOTH EXPANDING

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It looks like pregnant Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman are taking a shortcut through a back alley here. Watch where you step, Christina! Apparently Jordan is eating for two right along with Christina, and he’s packed on a few pounds himself.

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA AND JORDAN BRATMAN: NO TROUBLE IN PARADISE

AguileracutMTX_261x450.jpgChristina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman continue to be one of the happiest married couples in Hollywood. We think Christina PROVED her love when she removed her 12 piercings at Jordan’s request. This pair adores Halloween or any excuse to get dressed up in crazy costumes. Christina threw Jordan a Hawaiian themed birthday party in New York and he wore a touristy “I hope I get lei’d tonight” t- shirt with a grass skirt, and she dressed up sort of like Elly May Clampett goes Hawaiian.

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA: STANDS BY HER MAN

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Has anybody else noticed that Christina Aguilera seems to get better looking every year but her husband Jordan Bratman DOESN’T? He’s certainly no beauty, so we suppose he must be a real sweetheart and the perfect man for her. She’s obviously crazy about him and at least she doesn’t have to worry about other women hitting on her husband.

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA: HAPPY ALL THE TIME

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One Hollywood couple whose marriage DOESN’T seem to be in trouble is that of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman. Christina was the Corpse Bride for Halloween and the Bratmans celebrate their one year anniversary in November. We never hear stories about these two arguing in nightclubs or enduring long separations. They ALWAYS seem to be happy. Maybe the fact that at their wedding, Jordan proudly raised a toast to his parents thanking them for his generous male endowment, has something to do with it. His father took a bow and Christina smiled and nodded in agreement.

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