Kabbalah

MADONNA’S MUSLIM BOYFRIEND HAS NO INTEREST IN KABBALAH

Madonna, 52, doesn’t take her current boyfriend, 24 year old Brahim Zaibat, EVERYWHERE, but she does take him to restaurants and dance clubs in New York and Europe. She hasn’t taken him to any fancy parties like the Vanity Fair Oscar party (she attended with Lourdes.) And so far he has avoided attending Kabbalah services with her. That probably won’t change because Algerian born Brahim is a devout Muslim who says he doesn’t smoke or drink, and prays to Allah every day. This is the first guy she’s been with since she joined Kabbalah, who isn’t interested. Chances are he’s drinking Kabbalah water, however.

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DO MADONNA AND HER MUSLIM BOYFRIEND DRINK KABBALAH WATER TOGETHER?

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Madonna is in London spending a lot of time with her new 24 year old boyfriend Brahim Zaibat, who bears more than a passing resemblance to her last boyfriend Jesus Luz, also 24. Brahim, a dancer who lives in France, is known for his trademark flexible style and swagger. Madonna fell for his moves when he danced at the launch of her clothing line in New York. Last Friday they went to see the two-part movie, “Carlos,” about a Venezuelan terrorist, and spent the weekend together. The other night the pair dined at a London restaurant and left separately. We can’t help but wonder if the Muslim Zaibat will embrace Kabbalah to make Madonna happy.

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MADONNA IS DOING THE SEINFELDS A FAVOR

We can hardly wait for the Olympics to be over so Jerry Seinfeld’s show “The Marriage Ref” can start. Domestic disputes from across the country will be judged by comics and celebrity guests including Madonna. With marriages to Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie under her belt, Madonna will certainly have opinions. Above, she was photographed with Jessica Seinfeld and Lourdes at the “Nine” premier. Maybe Jessica talked her into it. We suspect there’s some Kabbalah involved here.

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MADONNA AND JESUS ARE HELPING BRAZILIAN CHILDREN LEARN ABOUT KABBALAH

Madonna and the boyfriend she DIDN’T break up with, Jesus Luz, are very cozy in Brazil while she’s getting charity work done. Madonna supports poor children’s charities in Brazil but you can bet Kabbalah is heavily involved. Certainly red strings go along with the financial help. Above, Madonna and Jesus and Mercy are traveling with a big entourage on a sightseeing outing.

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MADONNA AND MERCY JOIN THE RITCHIES IN LONDON

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A few days ago, Guy Ritchie arrived in the UK with his sons Rocco and David and today Madonna flew in with Mercy. Apparently Lourdes is spending the holidays with her father Carlos Leon in New York. It looks like Madonna and Guy’s kids will be having a Kabbalah holiday celebration of some sort together in London– probably with their divorced parents. Very civilized.

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GUY RITCHIE’S GOT THE KIDS, BUT SANTA’S NOT COMING

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Guy Ritchie arrived in London with his sons Rocco, 9, and David, 4, where they will apparently spend the holidays together. The question is: Will the boys be allowed to have a tree and gifts? Madonna banned the observance of Christmas when she became involved in Kabbalah. Knowing how controlling she is, we’re betting Guy wouldn’t DARE defy Madonna and enjoy an old fashioned Christmas with his sons. But he’s grateful to have Rocco and David with him.

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MADONNA HITS UP MILLIONAIRES TO DONATE TO HER CHILDREN’S CHARITY IN BRAZIL

Hoping the increase the popularity of Kabbalah in Brazil, Madonna flew by helicopter to a fancy island where Rio’s rich and famous reside, to raise money for her planned children’s charity in Brazil. Her flying outfit seems to be inspired by the 1930’s. It’s rumored that she’s already raised ten million dollars for the charity. Later she and Jesus left Brazil on a commercial flight.

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MADONNA IS TRUSSED UP FOR KABBALAH

There are a few significant things to point out in this photograph of Madonna taking her family to a Kabbalah meeting in London. First of all, four year old Mercy has become a Kabbalah regular, proving you are never too young for this type of brainwashing. Secondly, Madonna appears to be wearing a high-rise girdle or waist cincher over her sweater. Interesting outfit. Third, Lourdes is now taller than her mother, who is wearing high heels.

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IS KABBALAH DRIVING A WEDGE BETWEEN GWYNETH PALTROW AND CHRIS MARTIN?

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin frequently have to defend their marriage because they are so INfrequently seen together. They’re still reasonably happily married, but there’s a bump in the road: Gwyneth’s ongoing fascination with Kabbalah has become an issue. She and Madonna are still close friends and Madonna’s life revolves around Kabbalah, so she pulls Gwyneth into all sorts of activities. Chris just isn’t that interested in the cultish religion and it’s causing increased friction in the family.

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THIS IS MADONNA’S NEW SWIMSUIT

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After a summer of observing celebrities in tiny bikinis, we confess we were a bit flabbergasted by Madonna’s modest choice of swimwear. THIS is what she wore for a swim in Portofino, Italy. Madonna has never hesitated to show her body – remember she hitchhiked NUDE in Miami for her “Sex” book. Now she’s pulled a fashion about-face and concealed herself from neck to knee is a loose black basketball style ensemble with her name on the front. She also had a black sun umbrella to match. Could this new modesty be kabbalah influenced?

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