CAN JORDYN WOODS MAKE IT ON HER OWN?

Jordyn Woods is putting on a brave face as she arrives at her Eyelure x Jordyn Woods lashes launch party at a London hotel. (Actually she LOOKS a lot like her former friend Kylie Jenner in that blonde wig!) Certainly the Eyelure company is worried about the commitment since Jordyn is on the outs with the Kardashians. Jordyn will have to prove to her business connections that she is still a powerful entity WITHOUT her Kardashian connections. And it won’t be easy.

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Posted by Janet on March 26, 2019

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Filed Under: Eyelashes > Feud! > Jordyn Woods > Kardashian > Success

WOMENS RIGHTS ARE NO BIG DEAL TO THE KARDASHIANS

Shame, shame, shame on the Kardashians and Jenners for not sending a SINGLE family member to take part in the Women’s March. Too busy taking selfies? Keep in mind the Kardashian-Jenner family made their fortune because teen girls watched their TV shows. The Kardashians taught these young female fans to slather on their makeup and take off their clothes to attract men. (Advanced education is a no-no subject in their house.) Granted it would have been difficult to march in five inch stilettos along with a beauty squad and MALE bodyguards. While we’re on the subject, we have to point out that Madonna may have had good intentions, but she made a huge mistake in trying to out trash-talk Donald Trump. She sounded like an ignorant guy with a pickup truck and a gun in the glove compartment. For some reason Madonna thinks its cool to act like a man. She needs to take lessons from Gloria Steinem. Gloria knows that women are superior and gives truly motivating speeches. And they’re not all about HER.

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Posted by Janet on January 22, 2017

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Filed Under: Gloria Steinem > Kardashian > Madonna > Women's March

STELLA MCCARTNEY FLAUNTS A KARDASHIAN INSPIRED FROCK

Judging by this photo, Stella McCartney has quite a sense of humor. She turned up at the London premier of Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie and is pictured here with Kate Moss. Stella’s dress has this enormous bump in the back – almost like a huge bustle, and we wonder what happens when she sits down! Will it be squashed? Is this a sly tribute to the giant backside movement started by the Kardashians?

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Posted by Janet on June 30, 2016

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Filed Under: Butts > Kardashian > Stella McCartney

ANNE HATHAWAY ALMOST HAD A NICE MOMENT THERE…

As you may know, Anne Hathaway recently posted this rather charming and innocent looking photo of Helena Bonham Carter captioned “IN A WORLD OF KARDASHIANS, Be a Helena Bonham Carter “ Helena is her usual slightly eccentric tousled self in the pic. It’s a nice and inoffensive message to young girls that EVERYONE doesn’t have to be overtly sexy and heavily made up like the you-know-whos. Looking off-beat or nerdy is just fine. Believe it or not, Anne was criticized by internet trolls (Kardashian fans?) who claimed to be OFFENDED by the post and unfortunately she caved, and took it down and apologized. How could ANYONE be turned off by this message? Anne is trying too hard to be politically correct…

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Posted by Janet on May 24, 2016

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Filed Under: Anne Hathaway > Helena Bonham Carter > Kardashian

DITA VON TEESE IS THE ANTI-KARDASHIAN

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The entire Kardashian family could use some charm, poise, and fashion lessons from Dita Von Teese. Some make-up lessons too. We are consistently amazed by Dita’s reliable good taste. Whether she’s at the supermarket (yes, we’ve bumped into her there) or leaving her hotel in New York, (above) she is tastefully attired. We have NEVER seen her in spandex and wardrobe malfunctions just don’t happen to her! Her hair is her own, and she does it herself. Her makeup is perfect without that Kardashian heavy shading, absurd eyelashes, and puffed up lips. Dita never disappoints.

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Posted by Janet on December 3, 2015

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Filed Under: Dita Von Teese > Fashion > Kardashian > Style

AMERICAN CRIME STORY WILL FEATURE KARDASHIANS AS CHILDREN

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David Schwimmer is actually starting to LOOK like OJ Simpson’s nefarious buddy Robert Kardashian! He’s on the Brentwood set filming American Crime Story, and the Kardashian kids are featured in the TV movie also. Little lookalike versions of Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, and Rob Jr have been cast to costar. Having younger versions of the entire Kardashian family will certainly increase interest in the project. Smart idea. We’re betting the girl in pink is playing Kim and the girl in blue is definitely Khloe.

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA : THE KARDASHIAN INFLUENCE

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This photo makes us want to tear our hair out because it illustrates how much influence the overbearing Kardashians have had on the world of makeup. Christina Aguilera has a perfectly nice face but when she appeared at a red carpet event for The Voice this week she looked like THIS. The hair is cool, but she’s PAINTED and shaded within an inch of her life! How far is the artificial look going to go? Those heavy false eyelashes – everything looks drawn on. What happened to “the natural look?” The Kardashians seem to have made caked-on makeup okay.

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Posted by Janet on April 26, 2015

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Filed Under: Christina Aguilera > Kardashian > Make up

KRIS HUMPHRIES HAS NOTHING BUT PITY FOR LAMAR ODOM

Kris Humphries, who was briefly married to Kim Kardashian, you will recall, has jumped on the “Lamar is being set up” bandwagon. Kris thinks a lot of negative and inaccurate drug speculation has been ‘leaked” by the Kardashians to websites and tabloids and it could ruin Lamar’s NBA career. (For example, Lamar was never really “missing” or suspected of being on a crack cocaine drug binge.) According to RadarOnline, Kris is not a friend of Lamar’s, but he remembers being targeted the same way and going through “tabloid hell” when he was divorcing Kim. Kris says “There should be a support group for former boyfriends and husbands of the Kardashians.”

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Posted by Janet on August 29, 2013

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Filed Under: Kardashian > Kris Humphries > Lamar Odom > Rumors

KRIS JENNER NEEDS A BIG BAG FOR HER MONEY

EVERYBODY is going to Selfridges in London since the PBS TV series put the store back on the map. Among the shoppers: the Kardashians of course. Kris discovered Chanel’s hula hoop purse – it was the most talked about item in the Spring collection. The jumbo version of this beach bag wasn’t expected to make it into stores, but apparently it did. A mini version of the bag is $2500.00 so the big one must be around $20,000. Pocket money for Kris.

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Posted by Janet on April 25, 2013

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Filed Under: Chanel > Kardashian > Kris Jenner > Selfridges > Shopping

THE KARDASHIANS, AMONG OTHERS, CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!

What happened to everybody’s sense of humor? This silly Ford ad, which was leaked but never published or used in any way, has caused the mischievous ad agency employees responsible to be fired and Kardashian lawyers are threatening a lawsuit! Apologies are flying all over the place! Feminists are riled up! What’s WRONG with you people? Don’t you know a JOKE when you see one? The “ad” was captioned ”Leave Your Worries Behind.” Paris Hilton is gleefully driving the three bound and gagged Kardashian sisters who stole Paris’s fame and popularity, in the roomy Ford trunk. Obviously Paris sees the humor in it because she’s the only one not complaining – about an ad that was never used. Stop overanalyzing- it’s a funny mock-up, nothing more.

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Posted by Janet on March 27, 2013

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Filed Under: Ford > Kardashian > Paris Hilton

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