TAYLOR , LINDSAY, AND VICTORIA: THREE GENERATIONS OF HAIR EXTENSIONS
Filed Under: Hair! > Lindsay Lohan > Taylor Momsen > Victoria Gotti

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It’s hard to tell them apart from a distance. Taylor Momsen, Lindsay Lohan, and Victoria Gotti might be surprised to see how much they have in common. Tons of long blonde hair and little black outfits are the look of the day.
Posted by Janet on September 29, 2009
LINDSAY LOHAN IS HER OWN WORST ENEMY
Filed Under: Booze > Burglary > Drugs > Lindsay Lohan

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We can’t help but think that Lindsay Lohan’s burglary has more than a little to do with her bad habits and the questionable company she keeps. A few weeks ago she was at the Roxy for a special event. She was described as “loud, boisterous, and completely THRASHED.” An eye witness told us “Lindsay traipsed back and forth to the bathroom constantly – sometimes holding hands with girlfriends.” Our spy walked in on her once and Lindsay was snorting white powder through a straw from the bar. During the evening Lindsay had her water bottle refilled with vodka from the bartender several times. When she left she had to be helped out the back door.
Posted by Janet on September 18, 2009
LINDSAY LOHAN IS MORE THAN WILLING TO STEP INTO MISCHA BARTON’S SHOES
Filed Under: "The Beautiful Life" > Lindsay Lohan > Mischa Barton

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Mischa Barton might be surprised to hear what her so-called friend Lindsay Lohan has been up to behind her back. Mischa’s recent hospitalization had her role on CW’s new show The Beautiful Life in jeopardy. Lindsay supposedly was very supportive of Mischa’s recovery, but at the same time she was jockeying to replace Mischa on the series! Lindsay didn’t try to sabotage Mischa’s job, but she DID let producers know she was very interested in the role if they recast it. So Far, Mischa seems to be doing fine.
Posted by Janet on September 8, 2009
LINDSAY LOHAN PUCKERS UP
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan > Lips > Plastic Surgery

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We saw this photo of Lindsay Lohan shopping in West Hollywood and hesitated because SOMETHING looks different about her. Hmmm, it’s not her fingerless leather gloves in the summer, or the blonde hair. …Of course! it’s her LIPS! We think they look freshly injected – do you agree?
Posted by Janet on August 30, 2009
LOCK THE DOORS, HERE COMES LINDSAY!
Filed Under: Bustup > Lindsay Lohan > Samantha Ronson > Stalker

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Lindsay Lohan is looking a little rough around the edges here. On this particular night she was seen circling her estranged girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house in her car. Eventually she found out which club Sam was at and she went there and followed her home after 2:30 AM. It LOOKS like a fatal attraction, but Samantha isn’t protesting vehemently.
Posted by Janet on May 21, 2009
LINDSAY LOHAN IS ATTEMPTING TO GAIN ACCESS TO SAMANTHA RONSON'S HEART THRU HER DOG
Filed Under: Dogs > Lindsay Lohan > Samantha Ronson

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Lovesick Lindsay Lohan is trying to weasel her way back into Samantha Ronson’s life and she ’s not above using Sam’s dog to do it. Lohan was seen leaving Samantha’s house at 6:30 AM with Sam’s bulldog Cadillac. A few minutes later Sam left with luggage for the airport in a separate car. It looks like Lindsay is being ever-so-helpful by dog sitting while Sam is out of town working.
Posted by Janet on May 7, 2009
MICHAEL LOHAN IS PUSHING ELECTRONIC CIGARETTES
Filed Under: E-Cigarettes > Lindsay Lohan > Michael Lohan > Smoking

Photo Credit : Patti Towle
Michael Lohan (above with his 34 year old fiancee Erin Muller) has a new job. Lindsay’s father has signed up to become a spokesperson for the new water vapor non flammable E-Cigarettes sold on “SmokingEverywhere.com.” The electronic cigarettes are advertised as “healthy” with no harmful additives, yet they give the smoker a dose of nicotine. Michael told entertainment journalist Patricia Towle that he already introduced the smoking substitute to Mickey Rourke- who loved it. Lohan is hoping to get Hollywood hooked on his product.
Posted by Janet on April 23, 2009
LINDSAY LOHAN IS BIG IN MILAN
Filed Under: Fashion > Lindsay Lohan

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SOMEBODY still loves Lindsay Lohan – she’s bigger than life in Milan. Fornarina sportswear has huge window displays featuring very flattering images of Lindsay in the Rinascente department store in Milan. Her tabloid shenanigans made her a big celebrity there.
Posted by Janet on April 23, 2009
MELANIE BROWN AND LINDSAY LOHAN DO LAS VEGAS
Filed Under: Las Vegas > Lindsay Lohan > Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown

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The atmosphere at Prive nightclub in Las Vegas must have heated up when Lindsay Lohan and Melanie Brown got together. Melanie is currently performing in the “Peep Show” burlesque show, also located at Planet Hollywood. Mel reportedly snapped a photo of Lindsay and startled her and apologized by planting a big kiss on her. Lindsay didn’t complain. The two hit the dance floor were they gyrated in a frenzy until they collapsed in a sweaty heap. Hmmm.
Posted by Janet on April 19, 2009
LINDSAY LOHAN: CAN EXTENSIONS HEAL A BROKEN HEART?
Filed Under: Breakups > Hair! > Lindsay Lohan > Samantha Ronson


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Everybody has their own way of dealing with a break-up. Lindsay Lohan stopped moping (and denying that she and Samantha Ronson split) and headed straight for the hair salon. She walked out with an extra-long set of hair extensions. (And she appears to have dropped a few pounds.) Sam, on the other hand, hung out with her buddy (and fellow DJ) Benji Madden, and chatted over coffee in Larchmont Village.
Posted by Janet on April 8, 2009
SAMANTHA RONSON'S SPLIT WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WILL COST HER BIG BUCKS
Filed Under: Bustup > Couples > Lindsay Lohan > Money > Samantha Ronson

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There's a very good reason why Samantha Ronson put up with Lindsay Lohan’s histrionics for such a long time: MONEY. (The two are supposedly separated now and the Ronson family is considering getting a restraining order against Lohan.) It’s common knowledge that Sam is the quiet and sensible one, while Lindsay the drama queen, always calling attention to herself. Just last week Sam was DJing at a party and Lindsay made a screaming scene because she saw Sam chatting with some girls. The fact is, Sam’s career depends on Lindsay’s scenes – corporate parties pay Sam $15,000 to $20,000 instead of the usual $5000 per gig because they want Lindsay there. Lindsay and her behavior usually get them a lot of publicity and the corporate name (T- Mobile, for example) gets free press. THAT’S why Sam put up with Lindsay for so long. Finally Sam declared “The bitch is crazy and I can’t deal with this any more!” She must have resigned herself to the pay cut.
Posted by Janet on April 7, 2009
THE DAYS OF GLUTTONY AND FREEBIES IN HOLLYWOOD ARE COMING TO AN END
Filed Under: Free Stuff > Keanu Reeves > Lindsay Lohan > Mariah Carey > Paris Hilton

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Celebrities are quietly gnashing their teeth in Hollywood because the good life might never be the same: swag suites are closing down! According to the NY Post, those coveted freebies like $5000 watches, flat screen tv’s, and spa vacations, are a thing of the past! Companies don’t have the budgets for gift suites any more – they have better uses for their money. The Golden Globes will have minimal gifting and few top shelf products. Greedy girls like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Mariah Carey, who used to load up their assistants with gift bags are out of luck. Everyone knows most of the loot ends up in the hands of assistants and housekeepers, anyway. Keanu Reeves made a name for himself by REFUSING to visit gift suites at Sundance.
Posted by hoodlum on January 8, 2009
SEAN PENN: LOST IN THOUGHT
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan > Milk > Sean Penn

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This is Hollywood and that guy lounging on the stairs in front of the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood is Sean Penn. Is he musing his probable Oscar nomination for Milk, or contemplating that movie deal he discussed with Lindsay Lohan?
Posted by hoodlum on December 10, 2008
SURPRISE LOOKALIKES: MADONNA AND LINDSAY LOHAN
Filed Under: Filth and Wisdom > Hair! > Lindsay Lohan > Madonna

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This is how Madonna and Lindsay Lohan looked when they showed up at a New York screening of the movie “Filth and Wisdom” that Madonna directed. The movie is described as the story of “three flatmates living desperate lives in London” and it actually sounds interesting. Anyway, it looks like Madonna and Lindsay went to the same hairdresser and both got extensions. Having the same hair isn’t as bad as showing up in the same dress, however…
Posted by hoodlum on October 13, 2008
LINDSAY LOHAN STILL HAS PLENTY OF SECRETS
Filed Under: Booze > Denial > Drugs > Lindsay Lohan > Samantha Ronson > Substance Abuse

Lindsay Lohan may be “out” with her relationship with Sam Ronson, but she’s still in the closet with her substance abuse. Sam was spinning for a lesbian party at the Roxy last Thursday and Lindsay was a huge hit with the gay girls. Many admirers wanted to send her drinks but she told them “I don’t drink, thank you.” At the same time she was sneakily drinking the vodka and red bulls that friends at her table ordered. Lindsay wouldn’t use the public bathroom so the Roxy allowed her to use a backstage band bathroom. A witness says she ran back and forth to her private bathroom all night – at least once every half hour. “It was obvious she wasn’t touching up her makeup.”
Posted by hoodlum on September 25, 2008
AMERICA FERRERA GIVES LINDSAY LOHAN THE BEAUTY EDGE
Filed Under: America Ferrera > Lindsay Lohan > Ugly Betty

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Guesting on Ugly Betty must have given Lindsay Lohan a major ego boost. (She appeared on the last show of last season and she’s on the first show of the new season.) It seems like the show made America Ferrera’s Betty character look even dumpier and dressed her more absurdly than ever! Next to Betty, Lindsay looks like an Amazonian goddess. Although those blonde hair extensions leave a lot to be desired, the contrast between the two girls is fun.
Posted by hoodlum on September 7, 2008
WHICH ONE IS LINDSAY LOHAN AND WHICH IS SAM?
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan > Lookalike > Samantha Ronson

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Uh-oh! This IS serious relationship. You can tell because Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are gradually starting to LOOK alike! Besides sharing the joy of smoking, they’ve started sharing their rock t shirts. Samantha’s getting a trifle more glam, and Lindsay is toning down and wearing less makeup – she’s cut back on the fake eyelashes. Soon it will be hard to tell them apart.
Posted by hoodlum on August 6, 2008
COMING OF AGE, LOHAN STYLE
Filed Under: Ali Lohan > Lindsay Lohan > Shopping

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Lindsay’s little sister Ali Lohan looks like a hardened Beverly Hills shopper here and she’s only 14 years old! The pushup bra makes her age seem even more unbelievable! This girl has lost her childhood! Shame on you, Dina!
Posted by hoodlum on July 28, 2008
LINDSAY LOHAN: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!
Filed Under: Gay > Lindsay Lohan > MTV Movie Awards > Samantha Ronson
Lindsay Lohan was assaulted by a gust of wind at the MTV Movie Awards and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson was NOT on hand to hold her skirt down. Lindsay’s had a lot on her mind since OK magazine offered her a million dollars to come out on their cover as a lesbian and talk about her relationship. That’s a LOT of money, but Lindsay’s reticent. Here’s a solution Lindsay: Offer to come out as a PART TIME LESBIAN (like so many of our friends) and collect $500,000!
Posted by hoodlum on June 2, 2008
MICHAEL LOHAN CAN TOLERATE A LOT, BUT HE CAN'T TOLERATE SAMANTHA RONSON
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan > Michael Lohan > New Couple > Samantha Ronson
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Lindsay Lohan has been involved in some outrageous behavior involving drugs, booze, extreme partying, multiple romances, driving under the influence etc. However, the thing that REALLY horrifies her father Michael Lohan is, apparently Lindsay’s affection for Samantha Ronson. Michael is SO appalled at the notion of the two girls together that he refuses to LOOK at photographs of them cuddling and insists “it’s a vicious plot to turn me against my daughter.”
Posted by hoodlum on May 27, 2008




