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MICHAEL JACKSON WANTED A FAMILY OF “HOME ALONE” BOYS

TMZ revealing Michael Jackson’s kids back up our theory about who the REAL father is. It’s been obvious since day one that these kids don’t share Michael’s genes. Maybe that’s one reason he keeps them wrapped in burkas. WE remember the days when Michael was absolutely besotted with Macaulay Culkin – after he saw Home Alone. They became inseparable. Michael didn’t have much in common with Mac after he grew up, but they remained friends. When Michael talked Debbie Rowe into having children for him, WE theorize that he also talked young and impulsive Mac into donating the sperm so he could have his own set of Home Alone children. There IS an eerie resemblance.”

At the time this was published at JCH, TMZ had a photo of Paris and Prince Michael looking a lot like young Macaulay Culkin – who we‘ve suspected was sperm donor since Paris’s birth. Since child actor Mark Lester willingly donated sperm for Michael, is it so far-fetched to believe that Mac would do him the same favor? Culkin has firmly denied being the father of Blanket, but what about the OTHER two kids?

By Janet / August 31, 2009

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WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE FOR A DADDY?

Speculation abounds regarding the parentage of Michael Jackson’s children but perhaps the most unlikely rumor is the one where Michael’s dermatologist Dr Arnie Klein impregnated his nurse Debbie Rowe. Trust us, Michael’s genetically engineered children were carefully planned and conceived. Michael is far more likely to have chosen his idol Macaulay Culkin for a sperm donor than the affable but not particularly attractive Dr Klein. As we’ve said before, it is also highly probable that hefty Debbie Rowe is not the genetic mother – merely the surrogate baby carrier. For all we know, Michael (who was weight obsessed) might have bought eggs from a Swedish supermodel on eBay.

By Janet / July 9, 2009

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Hollywood Myths

There are always a lot of rumors in Hollywood, but do you remember some of these amusing untruths?

Macaulay Culkin was the sperm donor and father of Michael Jackson’s kids
Keanu Reeves and David Geffen got married.
(Actually David had a boyfriend that resembled Reeves and he enjoyed having people think it WAS Keanu. Since he didn’t deny it, the rumor kept circulating.)

By admin / March 26, 2007

MICHAEL JACKSON AND MACAULAY CULKIN: SECRET DEAL?

We can’t help but notice that those new pictures from TMZ revealing Michael Jackson’s kids back up our theory about who the REAL father is. It’s been obvious since day one that these kids don’t share Michael’s genes. Maybe that’s one reason he keeps them wrapped in burkas. WE remember the days when Michael was absolutely besotted with Macaulay Culkin – after he saw Home Alone. (see top photo) They became inseparable. Michael didn’t have much in common with Mac after he grew up, but they remained friends. When Michael talked Debbie Rowe into having children for him, WE theorize that he also talked young and impulsive Mac into donating the sperm so he could have his own set of Home Alone children. There IS an eerie resemblence.

By Janet / February 1, 2007

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OUT AND ABOUT IN HOLLYWOOD

Rachel McAdams, looking gorgeous and happy in spite of her blonde hair, ( we love her as a brunette) browsing in Maude Carrin on Beverly Bvd – she finally settled on a belt….. Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis twirling bowls full of noodles at Absolutely Phobulous on La Cienega…. Amanda Peet eating an egg white omelet outside on the patio at Quality Foods on 3rd Street…..Chubby hubby Adam Sandler walking his baby back and forth at the Arclight in Hollywood outside the theater showing The Departed …. Michael “Kramer” Richards having a loud confrontation with a woman whom he thought got too pushy at The Improv……

By Janet / October 15, 2006

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