Makeunder

MADONNA’S DAUGHTER IS TRYING WAY TOO HARD

That’s putting it mildly. Lourdes Leon is only 26 years old and nice looking, but she makes herself appear considerably older and hard edged. For starters, she doesn’t need all that HEAVY makeup- models in Paris are fresh-faced and natural these days. Lourdes looks like a female rapper who ‘s been around the block more than a few times. Her outfit is enough to scare the nice guys away and it hints at desperation. She wore this to the Mugler H&M Global Launch Event in New York and we saw dozens of photos of her. She wasn’t smiling in a single one of them…this girl needs a makeunder.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

By Janet / April 20, 2023

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Andy Warhol Gucci Jared Leto Makeunder

WHAT HAPPENED TO JARED LETO?

Does anybody remember when Jared Leto was a sexy, good looking guy? It WAS a few years ago, when he was more of an actor than a musician. Recently he seems more interested in touring with his band Thirty Seconds to Mars, than acting, but he HAS been cast to play Andy Warhol in a movie about his life. Since Andy was not much in the looks department, maybe that’s why Jared hasn’t been looking so hot lately. (To put it mildly) Jared posted this photo of himself decked out in Gucci head to toe, and he has never looked worse. From that topknot to the socks and bedroom slippers, Jared has managed to make us forget he was ever a hot commodity.

Photo: Jared posing with a garden hoe on Instagram

By Janet / October 25, 2020

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Bill and Ted Face the Music Keanu Reeves Makeunder

IT’S NOT EASY TO MAKE KEANU REEVES LOOK ORDINARY

The boys are back in town. Keanu Reeves is filming Bill and Ted Face the Music 28 years after the first movie, and he and his costar Alex Winter have grown up from being high school slackers to bored middle aged dads – both are still harboring musical aspirations. Right now Keanu’s popularity is peaking, so it was a challenge to make him less adorable. He was on set filming today and an awful haircut and drab clothing DID tone down his appeal…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

By Janet / August 2, 2019

BELLA THORNE NEEDS A MAKEUNDER

Bella Thorne is only 20 and she grew up in Florida, so you have to cut her some slack, but her personal offscreen style is dreadful. Bella looks great on film – she’s a natural beauty and the Hollywood pros know how to dress her and go easy on the makeup. On her own time she lays the face paint on with a trowel, and makes herself look much older. She longs to be cool but ends up dressing overtly sexy and looks far from hip – just tacky. THIS is what she wore to promote her new movie I Still See You.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

By Janet / October 2, 2018

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Julie Chen Make up Makeunder

JULIE CHEN: NO MAKEUP IN MALIBU

Julie Chen, 46, is someone you NEVER see without makeup – she’s usually done up to the nines and very elegant at award shows or on TV. The Talk and Big Brother host has been married to CBS CEO Les Moonves for 12 years, and they have a 7 year old boy Charlie. It’s hard to imagine Julie running errands for herself, but she and Charlie picked up some takeout lunch in Malibu, and she’s looking ultra-casual.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

By Janet / October 16, 2016

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Alicia Keys Make up Makeunder Video Music Awards

IS ALICIA KEYS THE FIRST WOMAN TO WALK A RED CARPET WEARING NO MAKE-UP?

Just a few weeks ago Alicia Keys vowed to stop wearing make-up in public because she was spending too much time fretting about her looks. And she braved the red carpet at the VMA’s with her natural face! We had almost forgotten how attractive a clean face can be! It’s a great lesson for young girls who’ve been heavily influenced by the Kardashians and other female celebrities who seem to be 99% fake. Tons of makeup and shading, plastic surgery, hair extensions, eyelash extensions – it’s become the norm. Even in broad daylight on the beach or at the gym! THANK YOU Alicia for not being a common slave to cosmetics!

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

By Janet / August 29, 2016

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Cake Jennifer Aniston Makeunder

JENNIFER ANISTON SUCCEEDS AT BECOMING A PLAIN JANE

We barely recognized Jennifer Aniston in character for the role she’s filming for the movie “Cake.” That’s quite a makeunder. Actually we think it’s a wig and not her own hair so when she leaves at the end of the day she looks good again. The movie is described as a comedy/drama, but it’s the story of a woman who was in a traumatic fatal car accident and ends up in a chronic pain support group. Sam Worthington, Anna Kendrick and Felicity Huffman costar.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

By Janet / April 4, 2014

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Beyoncé Jay Z Makeunder

WHAT JAY-Z AND BEYONCE MIGHT LOOK LIKE IF THEY DIDN’T HAVE MONEY (AND LIVED IN OHIO)

#beyonce #jayz #janetcharlton

We found this “makeunder“ photo of Jay-Z and Beyonce on Facebook and haven’t stopped laughing. So this is what they might look like if they lived ordinary middle class lives in a small town. No hair augmentation, makeup artists or stylists…

Photo via: Planet Hiltron

By Janet / June 29, 2012

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Inside Llewyn Davis Justin Timberlake Makeover Makeunder

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AS AN IVY LEAGUE BEATNIK

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

We wouldn’t recognize this guy if we saw him on the street, but today he’s on the street filming a movie in Brooklyn so you know it’s someone familiar. Justin Timberlake got a makeover – or a makeunder- to star in his new movie “Inside Llewyn Davis.” He plays a folksinger/songwriter seeking success in the beatnik world of New York in the 60’s. Hence the beard and haircut.

By Janet / February 23, 2012

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Glamour Kesha Makeunder Rock n Roll

KESHA – IS THAT REALLY YOU?

We’re betting that Kesha is being a bit more careful about her photographs since those unfortunate pics of her in a two piece swimsuit circulated last summer. The 24 year old Tik Tok singer likes to construct her eccentric rock n roll image with lots of glitter and face and body paint. In fact, Kesha says she has body painting parties at her Nashville home. And she brags “My makeup is usually left over from the night before.”Glamour magazine talked her into cleaning up for an uncharacteristically feminine photo and it’s quite a makeunder.

By Janet / February 8, 2012

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