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CHRIS BROWN FORGOT HIS MANNERS

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Looking thuggish, Chris Brown took time to pee on the wall outside My Studio nightclub on Hollywood Blvd…..just like a dog. Rihanna is better off without him.

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GUESS WHO: ACTOR AND HIS RUSSIAN GIRLFRIEND IN NEW YORK

More important, what’s MISSING in this photo? It’s Mickey Rourke and his model girlfriend Anastasia Makarenko peering into a shop window. Naturally he has to take her shopping and it looks like he might be generous, but what’s missing here are manners. A real man (translate: gentleman) would never allow his female companion to schlep three shopping bags while he totes a newspaper.

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GARY OLDMAN IS DETERMINED TO HAVE WELL MANNERED SONS

Ryan Gosling’s favorite actor Gary Oldman, 52, took his wife of two years Alexandra Edenborough, his two youngest sons, Charlie, 11, and Gulliver, 12, (with exwife Donya Fiorentino) along with his mother Kathleen, to Joan’s on Third. On the way back to their car he stopped and scolded the boys for letting Grandma carry the shopping bag. They jumped to carry all the bags.

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NOT EVERYBODY AT NATE N’ AL’S DELI IS CRAZY ABOUT LARRY KING

When you walk into Nate n’ Al’s deli in Beverly Hill you can’t help but notice a pile of Larry King’s books for sale at the counter. Larry is a regular for breakfast almost every day and yes, this is the place where he had a screaming match with his wife Shawn and she ran out and he chased her down the street yelling. (The marriage survived.) Judging by the publicity he gets the place, one would think Larry is beloved, but that’s not necessarily so. He has a booth he prefers and if it’s not available immediately, he gets very grouchy. One staffer whispered “He thinks he IS a king – he’s demanding and not pleasant.” And, oh yes, selling the books there was HIS idea.

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HOW QUICKLY P DIDDY FORGETS

Before the Lakers big win, P Diddy sat courtside at a game wearing a Yankee hat. The jumbotron camera was cruising around looking for front row celebrities to show on the big screen and it picked up his image. The crowd loudly BOOED. Whether the crowd was booing HIM or his HAT isn’t known, but Diddy was FURIOUS. At halftime he made a scene and chewed out the guy in charge of the jumbotron in full view of everyone. He yelled “HOW DARE you! Don’t EVER put me up on that screen without my PERMISSION! You have to set it up with MY people!” The jumbotron guy was NOT happy. The following Sunday, Diddy arrived at the game with his son and they were all decked out in Laker hats, colors, and logos. They sat courtside but never appeared on the jumbotron, like other famous faces did. At halftime Diddy approached the same jumbotron guy and whined “C’mon, man, why don’t you put me onscreen? I’m here with my son!” The guy looked at Diddy and said “No! After last time – NEVER again!” And he meant it.

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GET OUT OF THE WAY- RIHANNA'S COMING!

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Celebrities at Laker games line up to file into the exclusive chairman’s lounge during halftime and Rihanna was in the crowd with Mark Wahlberg. Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey McGuire among others. She had an over-zealous little PR woman or handler yelling at everyone to get out of the way for Rihanna. The bossy woman barreled through the polite line of celebs, pushing them aside and yelling to one and all “Don’t touch her! Don’t look at her! Leave her alone!” P.Diddy attempted to say hello to Rihanna but the woman scolded him, “Don’t talk to her – wait till we get inside!” Even Rihanna cringed.

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SEAN STEWART: DO YA THINK HE'S SEXY?

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Sean Stewart has apparently forgotten his manners altogether as he waits to cross the street to have lunch at La Scala in Beverly Hills. He’s chatting with a female friend and obliviously scratching his crotch at the same time. Even in his wildest days, his father Rod Stewart had good manners. Rehab wasn’t enough – Sean needs charm school too.

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KATIE HOLMES HAS ANOTHER LIFE LESSON FOR SURI: HOW TO SIT

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It’s never too soon to start teaching your little girl how to behave in public. Katie Holmes demonstrates to Suri how to sit like a lady no matter where the photographers are. Suri appears to be a fast learner. This skill might come in handy some day when Suri climbs out of a limo.

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THE CHINESE ARE CUTTING BACK ON SMOKING, CURSING, AND SPITTING, FOR THE DURATION OF THE OLYMPICS

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We had no idea that Beijing is bending over backwards to make their city appealing to foreigners for the Olympic summer games starting August 8. The 43 billion dollar event called for a new stadium, architectural airport terminal, and new transportation lines.
Beijing is notoriously polluted and the Chinese don’t want contestants choking, so they are cutting the city traffic in half. Work hours are being staggered, and if the last number on a car’s license plate is even, they can drive one day, and the odd numbers can drive the next. Forty million pots of flowers were ordered and a forest TWICE the size of Central Park was created near the Olympic stadium to improve air quality.
Restaurants are setting aside smoking areas and taking DOG off the menu. 90,000 taxi drivers got special training and etiquette lessons are flourishing. 17 million people took an online manners course that bans spitting in public and encourages people to stand in line politely for the bus.
The government is chasing “undesirables” out of town – beggars, migrants, masseuses, fortunetellers, street vendors etc – for the duration of the event. 1.5 million people have been moved to make space for Olympic projects (and they don’t dare complain.) DVD stores have been told to keep their pirated Hollywood movies out of sight. It IS endearing, in some twisted way, that they want to make such a good impression. (Photos above are the airport and stadium)

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THE PARTY STARTS WHEN DITA VON TEESE ARRIVES

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When you invite the exquisite Dita Von Teese to a party or event, you get more than your money’s worth. Every public appearance counts for her and Dita dresses lavishly and appropriately. It’s a huge compliment to the host. She makes any event seem more important just because she dresses up for it. No sloppy jeans or flip flops or baseball caps for her. And she’s always friendly and smiles and poses for the cameras. Dita is one of a kind.

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